Suicide

Whats the most Sup Forums way to kill yourself?

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Suicide attack on subversive elements or mud person invaders. Brevik but without a getaway plan.

Dropping your claymore down upon a Jew's head, slicing the rathuman hybrid clean in half

suicide by rampage.
No shooting up little kids though, that proves nothing and tighten gun control
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life-long realization of of seppuku fantasy disguised as ultranationalist paramilitary coup

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Racewar.

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Living until God decides to take you into the afterlife.

Suicide bomb a mosque while shouting "aloha snackbar"

Go onto an Ivy League campus, naked, with an erect penis wearing blackface and a Swastika inked onto your chest, carrying a sign that says "#MAGA" and screaming/singing

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>Clinton is a nasty whore!
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>Trump'll make America Great!

and then to ever passerby, tell them that transgirls are not girls and transboys are not boys and that the wage gap is a myth.

You will absolutely be murdered.

Die of a basic ailment you know exactly how to cure because you are too paranoid to believe the lies of (((doctors))).

Skydive without a parachute and land on a nigger

You go up to the top of a roof and string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level.

Tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched.

Then you put super glue on your hands and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head.

Then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows.

When the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head, except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.

And some poor bastard will be traumatized for life.

t. old copypasta

Old age.

Stand on the edge of the roof of a tall enough building.
Tie a rope to your feet, anchored from the roof.

Wrap piano wire around your neck, attached to something, such that when you fall forward, your head is completely severed.

Glue both hands to your head.

Fall forward.

You are now a dangling, decapitated man with his own head in his hands.

Won't I get my dick sucked by republican QT for being so ALPHA?

fuc

Ayyy friend

keep living till you die. What difference does time make when youre dead

Die of loneliness.

Death by war/attempting to murder our enemies.

killing niggers, killing more niggers, going to jail repeat, die of old age.

>getaway plan
Thowing your shit and putting up your hand is a getaway plan? Also he did not try to get away

just wait 10 more years and die in the great european war?

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Buy 100 tubes of superglue.

Go to a traintrack, where a high speed train passes.

Get naked.

Literally cover yourself in superglue, from head to toe. Lather that shit up (leave your hands and soles of feet.

Put glue on tracks, either rail. Stand on the glue patches.

When the train comes, face it directly and put your hands in the air, like a giant gluey starfish.

Get splattered.

Your feet will be stuck to the track, various bodyparts will be strewn across the landscape, stuck to the train, ground, trees, local wildlife.

For months people will be picking bits of you from the area, finding some of your forehead stuck to a sheep, a finger stuck to a tree trunk.

Buy a plane ticket to the middle east.

Buy a truck

Buy four pigs

Drive to mecca.

Near the hajj, butcher one pig. Get naked, cover yourself in pig parts. Feel free to remove the pigs face and wear it yourself. Be creative.

Smear blood over other three pigs, make a couple of good sized cuts on their asses. Aim them towards the Kaaba, open the back of the van.

Run. Run towards the kaaba screaming like a pig. Bonus points if you touch the kaaba, double bonus if you smash the pigs skull on the actual kaaba stone.

Be executed. Be a legitimate hero.

Shoot some niggers in a church

Diabetes

Correct

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so shot by cops in a high school shooting?

No

>Become a doctor
>Go to Syria or other muzzie country trying to help others
>Do Internal operations on tumors
>Cut out tumor but put in c4 with detonator
>get money from donations and some cucked EU goverment
>Donate it to operated muzzie to go to kaaba and ask him to pray for you
>Muzzie goes to kaaba
>Press detonate
>Holyshit.jpeg
>Blows up
>That days news christian terrorist blowing up kaaba.

Obviously a false flag attack on white people or similar institutions to stir up the bees nest even more

Make it count

Also this is satire, booze and sleeping pills for me probably, maybe a gun, we'll see in three years

Nowadays with hobby style drones getting more and more powerful, you don't really need anything except a drone and explosives.

You could control it from 300 metres away, in a van, whilst it crashes its payload into the kaaba.

FBI - I am not going to do this, just saying...please don't van me.

Let's be honest here how the hell some NEETs can make FBI look stupid even if we use memes we still are fucking losers.

three years what?

Homemade bombs is the way to go, it have nothing to do with guns so you don't give liberals that argument, you should also turn to Islam and post somewhere huge manifesto how western world is rotten and deserve genocide to ignite another not ever Muslim comedy, bonus points for killing someone rich and tangling some Marx crap to it.