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fishystan empire, madagascar

Start in Guinea/ Western Africa

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yellow, Ancapistan
USA starting from East

Start in the middle of Russia

How about a NAP?

we got ready, let the games begin?

ok

Holy Australian Empire, purple, Sydney

Excellent
How will capitals be marked OP?

OP?

>it's another "OP starts a Risk thread and then dies from a cardiac arrest 10 seconds after posting" episode

just wanna play some risk at 4 in the morning whats so hard about that

op is a snolax

Say something OP you dick nigger

Germany
German Reich
Grey

Complaining about OP is forbidden in the rules.

>Austro-Hungarian Empire
>austria
>any color

watch this, ahmed,
HEY OP, YOU'RE MUM GAY
but serioisly OP where the fuck are you?

I love that. All these hours waiting hopelessly for OPs who will never return. So relaxing.

Deutsche allianz?

>not shitposting in multiple threads, watching a few youtube vids, and making memes at the same time
i thought germany was good at multitasking?

Who's still here?

>1 post by this ID

ayo

I am.

anyone want to take over?

I'm a shit OP, but i wouldn't be opposed to someone else doing that

yep

Can somebody explain how to play?
First time

Don't join this thread rn because OP is being princess bitchmittens

At least explain for the next time?

I'll do it if you have no problem with me still playing.

Hold up, guys.

The fuck took so long

OP IS ALIVE
HE'S ALIVE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE MIGHT PLAY A GAME BEFORE THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

wait fuck it, you can host if youre all gonna be a bunch of cunts about it

Just claim a nation, then answer to the mupdates by stating what you want to do. Your digits will be the outcome of your actions.

fuck you assholes i quit

join as an empire, roll to see how many territories you get, achieve world domination (or controlling ten capitals in the case of this game).

Someone might take over for OP so you might as well sign up

AYO HOL UP

Leaf was right about you
Host or don't, but fuck off if you're gonna be a prick

What? Just don't be a dick, OP.

no

Cuba
The Communist Empire

...

Holy Empire
Mexico
Green

>ITT no risk for almost an hour and OP is a faggot
still somehow better than the average risk thread on Sup Forums

Lol
Anyone else hosting?

White btw

>OP is being princess bitchmittens

kys, dont talk shit next time

No, fuck you. We all think you're a nigger. Now go away.

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Quints make me nut

>OP is complainging about being called princess bitchmittens despite bitchmittening out
like pottery

Praise Kek!

I'll take over. Fill East.

But like legit does anyone wanna host?

Quints
100ts wasted
No risk
Sad tiems

Checked and confirmed

Perfect. Also roll

Rip not in the game

Fill towards China

PRAISE GERMANON
fill out madagascar and then move to africa

Start filling Western Africa, start with mali

Based Germany
May the Reich last more than a thousand years!!!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8LW6y-kgKtA

Fill Mexico, head north

mark capitals

Fill south, Mexican scum will not be permitted into Ameriga

Yes you are. Cuba right?

Yes. Thanks user

Can I join
I'm a bit late to da party but start me in India
Any color

Put him in, we need asean empires to balance the game

Querida Cuba:
How would you like to divide the Americas? What clay do you claim?
Also alliance?

Fill balkans

just gonna make a tripcode

What do you mean how do I divide it?

What territories do you claim, so I won't expand there

Everyone in the risk discord server? That's where we are senpai
discord.gg/zq3RUWs

Cuba, you need to roll if you want to expand.

expand into south africa

To Colombia
If this is what you mean

Go south, to Brazil

Fill in poo Loo country
Spill into Nepal and southeast asia

Keep filling along the south

Ok, I'll take the west coast then

roll

Gib Mongolia, spill China

Do we get bonuses for smaller countries?

Roll, keep filling upwards, spill into Spain if insane roll

fill balkans spill italy then turkey

Can alliances have more than two members?

>Do we get bonuses for smaller countries?
No.

No, I think it would get to hugboxy then.

Invade England.

That's a shame

Expand along the Mexican border then continue filling USA

Expand Commies to Colombia

fill upthe left and then go upwards

Fill China
Spill Mongolia if ebin get

Head south west, get Chile

Fill the rest of Senegal, spill upwards