Hey user wanna hit of this weed?

>Hey user wanna hit of this weed?

How do you respond?

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el purANO

no thanks, i only smoke my own

jaja buena yanqui

No thank you, I'm driving. I'll take a rip when we get back to my place tho!

got any cocaine?

DUDE WEED LMAO

Absolutely.

>how not to be an antisocial edge master.

Yeah

How bout I hit you instead

Can someone please explain to me these South American Simpsons memes with weed?

yo, right on man, far out dude.

i just smoke butane hash oil

>*dabs politely in your direction

yeah sure user I would love cancer

Quiero ir a una barra de tettas. High quality. Sabes donde? Traemelo por favor.

vos devolvé las islas pirata

>want a hit D?
>nah man I love god
>*lean in real close*
>AND I LOVE MY WIFE!
I'm not even married

Yeah bro, give me a toke of that pot leaf.

Welp, it won't be the end of the world, unless I get a high single.

I hope a giant huntsman spider eats you

>mfw it cures cancer

>not DMT

you plebeians will never wake up

Sup Forums shit. It used to trigger me in game threads. An Argie started it.

Beat the shit out of him for smoking anything in my car.

No thanks, I have a very addictive personality and my weak will and discipline led to a shitstorm surrounding marijuana during my early college years.

I don't know what other people think, but marijuana makes me very dull and complacent to do nothing at all. Some people can handle it and that's fine but I'd rather not tempt my weak nature.

fuck yeah
>tfw not buying weed all the time and blazing 24/7 anymore but when someone offers I'm down

I'm glad I'm not a total stoner anymore though

but it's nice every once in a while

Sure user, thanks!

Sorry I don't use babby's first drug anymore. How's the job search going? Oh I'm sorry to hear that.

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We are nolstagic faggets. Nothing else to learn about it.

Cant. On probation

"haha no i'm not a nigger faggot but thanks anyway"

Nah man I'm beyond that shit. Got any dank memes?

FUCK YEA MAN LITE'R UP

> get the fuck away from me with your bush-weed you underage faggot

Yes

Bitches lookin at me strange but you know I dont care
Step up in this motherfucker just-a swanging my hair

Yes

Reminder that drugs/alcohol is one of the best ways to make friends, probably why so many of you are antisocial virgins

Weed is for boring people and/or complete degenerates, fuck off

No

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joni you're pretending to be a nigger again, pls stop

JAJAJAJAJAJJAAA EL BARTO SMOK EL MARIJUANA AYYYYYYYY

una vela

>tfw Sup Forums is unironically great again
how did they do it

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

EBUN WEED MENE MAYNE!! BLZE IT FGGOT!!!

But yeah, I'd propably smoke a joint if someone offers me one.

el americANO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

No thanks, i'm already a dumb spade.

Pretty good way to get herpes

Un australian.

Sorry, who? Jajaajajajajajajajaj

I lived with stoners for 2 years and had to put up with this shit every single day, like they forget everything that happened the day before, they'd watch the same youtube videos (a lot about dude weed lmao) and tell the same stories over and over. That, and they got lazier over time, lost their jobs and don't understand or care why nothing is going right in their lives.

Smoking weed makes you a dumb degenerate.

>herpes

Oh fuck ok, Im not going to have this conversation. Blessings to you man

It hurts to read this because this was me for my first two years of university, down to the same stories and shitty youtube videos.

Luckily got my shit together and starting grad school in chemical engineering soon. Never been more satisfied with my life until I quit binge drinking and marijuana.

This is even older than fucking Sup Forums jaajajaj

you have no face

No thanks. I'm not into degeneracy.
>later that night
*smokes joint at home*

this

Reminder that conquering lesser civilizations is the true white man's drug.

>being a dumb degenerate makes u a dumb degenrerate.

Stop blaming plants takes some personal responsibility.

No thanks. I'm already gay

UNA FUCKIN VELA

EL PERUANO: DUENDE DE COLOR MARRÒN DE CARA REDONDA.. OJOS DE VIZCACHA!! ( ARDILLA)) NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA`` NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURÒN. CUERPO DE MANDRIL! CON ASPECTO DE ``MONO CHIMPANCÈ... Y EL PERUANO ES UN INDIO AMBULANTE QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO TRATANDO DE SER ACEPTADO.. BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAÌSES ..COMIDA`` CASA. Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE``..

EL PERUANO ES FEO POR NATURALEZA.... POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA... EL PERUANO TIENE EL CRUEL CASTIGO DE POR VIDA.. DE SER``FEO!!! NEGRO-AMARRONADO`` ENANO CON OLOR A ``CLOACA```Y A CACA`` Y A DIARREA GUARDADA EN UN FRASCO AL SOL!.

fuck off, druggie

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
>Not using fuma
>Using el where la should have been used

After you've smoked a lot of weed, you begin to recognize that the overachievers are the true pathetic saps wasting their lives and talents working for some faceless conglomerate all for the sake of vanity and some spending money.

Llegan un hindu, un judio y un peruANO a un hotel de un pueblito pequeño y piden
un cuarto para tres personas.

"Solo me queda un cuarto, que es para dos, pero si no les incomoda, tengo espacio en el establo para que uno se duerma ahi".

Los tres individuos deciden tomar el cuarto y en eso dice el hindu: "Si quieren, yo me voy a dormir al establo y ustedes duermen en el cuarto".

A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta del cuarto:

>Quien es?"

"Soy el hindu, lo que pasa es que en el establo hay una vaca, y como es un animal sagrado para nosotros, no puedo dormir donde duerme una vaca".

En eso, el judio dice: "No se preocupen, si quieren, yo me duermo en el establo".

A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta del cuarto: "

>Quien es?"

"Soy el judio, lo que pasa es que en el establo hay un cerdo, y es un animal desagradable para nosotros, no puedo dormir donde duerme un cerdo".

En eso, el peruANO dice: "No se preocupen, yo me ire a dormir al establo".

A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta: "Quien es?"

"Somos la vaca y el cerdo, y hay un peruANO en el establo".

el syriANO

But user, its so much easier to blame anything else than yourself. Amagawd dont be such a degenerate

no thanks, just had a toke

Cuadruples.

lemme hit that chief
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te los piratie jaja disculpame

salu2

Cuatrillizos revisados

Dude smoke weed imao

yeah pass the bong bro

Bavarian detected

UNA LOS HEJOS DE TACO BURRITO EL WEED JAJAA

LA MISERIA HUMANA EN SU MAXIMA EXPRESION.........EL AUTOR DE ESTE POST...........UN PERUANO ODIOSO, FRUSTRADO, ENVIDIOSO, CON COMPLEJO DE INFERIORIDAD COMO MUCHOS, QUE NO ENCUENTRA OTRA MANERA DE EXTERIORIZAR Y DESFOGAR LAS MISERIAS PROPIAS DE UN DON NADIE POBRE DIABLO REDUCIDO A DESECHO. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS LASTIMA !!! Ya lo decia Alberto Fujimori, el ex-presidente peruANO

Fujimori: EL PERUANO QUIERE SER RACIALMENTE ARGENTINO Y CULTURALMENTE CHILENO. Con que argumento valido me puede rebatir el pobre y triste autor peruANO de este post. EL QUE DA RISA ERES TU Y TU POBRE VIDA ODIOSA. EL PERU, como lo dijeron muchos famosos, Es UNA MIERDA RECHASADA POR CADA RAZA DEL MUNDO, DESDE INDIGENA, BLANCA , ASIATICA, JUDIA ETC Y POR ESO NO HAY NADA EN PERU DE VALOR NI DE IMPORTANCIA, LA UNICA EXPORTACION QUE PERU LE DA AL MUNDO ES EL PERUANO: UN SER TORPE, HEDIONDO Y FEO. LA GASTRONOMIA PERUANA? UNOS PAJAROS QUE COMEN BASURA !!! UN PERU CONDENADO, POBRE Y ASQUEROSO, ENVIDIA DE NINGUN PAIS !!!

Shit better not be mid.

el gringANO

Lel good shit senpai made me smile

I can't, afraid I might like it too much.

No. I have no friends. Why is a stranger offering me drugs? Are you a police officer?

no Im not a mexikaka

no, I'm not poor.

ah thats right rich people only snort coke, i forgot.

hit me

STRANGER DANGER

STRANGER DANGER

I want brown people to go and stay go

faggot

Nah bro I'm drunk as fuck would usually be the case

I just finished working out and am hitting my bubbler literally right now

AMA

I've never smoked in my life, I was bitching about how shitty stoners are, maybe my wording was bad.

I fine and/or arrest them...

Nobody likes cops senpai

How do you feel about gummy bears?

youtube.com/watch?v=fpSTrry_5Fo

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god fucking damn it

They're okay, they look like they'd get stuck in your intestines for years though so I don't really eat them