>women in Germany can buy "Safe Shorts" now
>safeshorts.eu
>tear-resistant and cutting-fixed
>soft "protector" inside
>can not pulled down easily because of laces you can make tense and a small padlock
>130 decibel loud alarm which you can be triggered manually or when somebody wants to pull down the pants
IS THIS REAL LIFE???
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>IS THIS REAL LIFE???
sadly, and sadly also men will have to wear it soon
Soon as in as soon as I get there.
Hopefully I'm brown enough to be immune to laws.
Comin' for your butts Germans!
What are knives and scissors?
>rapists can't rape
>kill the women in frustration
Sounds brilliant and looks very comfortable too, way to go Germany
They can't help it.
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What is the first reaction when rape is denied?
Anger. Enjoy getting killed with an intact pussy.
1945 was a mistake
this isn't some sort of satire or tabloid level rag is it?
We could just give them guns
Hope women won't have to shit while wearing these.
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>I got it! Let's make a device that will protect women from sexual assault from immigrants!
>Let's make them skimpy short-shorts!
Nigga
Teach men not to rape
etc
Multiculturalism is such a beautiful thing
Girl gets raped.
Judge: Why didn't you wear your safe-shorts? Now the rapefugee is confused if he could rape you or not. He thought it was okay.
Rapefugee is released.
End.
>tfw things like this actually exist now
>tfw rapists just tell them to take if off or die and they take it off
Like this is a bad thing, less muzzies will be able to rape our women and possibly get arrested and deported
Sadly, no...
>shorts designed to prevent rape
>still super tight and short
Women. Every single time.
HEY GUYS I JUST FIGURED OUT THE BEST ANTI RAPE SYSTEM
CHECK IT OUT
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Germany is so cucked its become a Saturday night live bit
what happened to that german woman who was walking to syria?
Oy vey, you don't need that!
so we're seriously back to chastity belts in an age where women don't give half a shit about remaining chaste
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Wow. Truly amazing German engineering.
The other option of course is not proliferating migrates in mass on your country side but whatever.
no im serious, you just point it at an attacker and pull the little lever down there, and it shoots out a lead projectile that can lethaly wound the rapist
probably women with these shorts are a preferred rape targets because this gives the ultimate kick to the rapist
THIS
lel, she got raped and murdered only a few hours after crossing the turkish boarder.
We all had a good laugh at that.
They're in czech rep. now. Snowy and still full of shit. I've just been following jewbook updates, I'll take more interest when they get closer/into turkey.
>Don't tell ME what to wear, tell HIM not to rape!
Somebody should start a campaign saying that these pants are misogynistic, because they protect some women at the expense of others. Every time you leave the house wearing your safe shorts, it means that some other poor woman is doomed to be raped.
Just to see if Germans are so far gone that they'll start blaming themselves for other people getting raped because they're protecting themselves from rapefugees.
... it's sad that I could legitimately believe some cuck judge in the British Caliphate saying this. Hell, the arguments they've already made defending child rape rings were already surreal.
probably more comfortable to wear than these shorts
A muslim rapist will hold a knife up to her throat and order her to take off her shorts or he'll kill her.
>muh rape safe shorts
And other snake oil shit.
>inb4 full body armor
germany please stop JUST DEPORT THEM ALREADY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
this is just sad.
>be rapefugee
>"may allah forgive me for saying this but i cant take her pants down"
>"i'll just try this sweet boipucci instead"
this is not going to end well, watch your backs krauts
This bitch clearly hasn't watched Kuroinu
nice idea
>Anti-Rape Shorts
Can't wait to hear the story of how a woman was raped while being choked to death with the padlock.
God damnit Germany, fuck this timeline
>but these young Germans claim "right to stay for everybody"!
here's an even better one
UPDATE
GERMANY PRESENTS NEW ANTI ''TANNED GERMAN'' AND ANTI RAPE CLOTHES
[spoiler]sword not included[/spoiler]
fuck me
>take it off
>"no! help!"
>cover mouth
>pull shorts
>alarm goes off
>o shit
>stab her in the neck repeatedly so she cant identify me
>run away
Implying rapefugees wouldn't skullfuck a woman wearing "safe" shorts...
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the sad reality.
sweden tried making anti rape protection bracelets with nothing its just a bracelet, germany atleast engineered a bullshit invetion because they cucked themselves again, i have a feeling they think this shit will save thier economony, let me green text it
>regular germany or europe isnt getting enough money because they have the welfare system
>oyveyigotanidea.exe
>lets import immgrants so then noone isnt exactly spending money they are just returning it to the governement
>take in millions and millions in total just to make the economy is growing
>the immgrants are raping everyone
>oyvey thats bad oy vey i got another idea
>what about we make antirape protection devices to protect the euros at the same time we have economic gain
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This was actually my first thought and that makes me depressed...
>ywn secure a future for a bunch of white 6/10s
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That's too big to carry in your pocket. Go for the shorter variety.
Maybe they'll get their head bashed in instead.
Maybe the rapist brings a knife and/or scissors.
So many ways this can make it go from bad to worse.
It's ridiculous Germany has degenerated to the point where raping is so common women need to wear special clothing to try to avoid being raped.
Why don't they understand the connection between these rapes and the fact they're letting millions of """refugees""" in? I thought Germans were meant to be good at science.
oh you thought it was for shooting
no no no mr angleški, its for hitting with stock, you cant expect germans to be allowed to use projectile weapons after what happened in good ol 1939
That would be racist
Thank you, I shared this on Facebook anyways. Maybe with enough solid proof from sites that are less conservative, and from real websites we can start to show the problem to the normies.
I may buy one or two for a friend. Things in Ottawa are getting pretty bad and a friend is harassed by Muslims in her neighbourhood ALL the time. She's scared she'll be stabbed or gang-raped at some point because they go out of their way to tell her to dress properly ( she doesn't show a lot of leg or cleavage; dresses to her knees with no cleavage or tank tops and jeans.)
They go out of their way to harass her and call her a Kuffar as well.
Huge red-pill for her. She always grew up in minority/ Muslim dominant areas and never had these issues before.
The rest of the world stole all their scientists after WWII, so only the idiots were left.
>implying their breast and mouth are not valid points without protection.
>tfw dating a pro-Trump grill who carries a handgun and pepper spray because, in her words, "There are too damn many blacks around my school"
America 1
Germanistan 0
Welp, can't bite my dick if her jaw is broken.
2 great minds think alike and this makes me very sad and depressed my grandfather hates sweden now because of the refugees rapes and murders
>Hell, the arguments they've already made defending child rape rings were already surreal.
like what?
>getting raped to the rythm of your safe short alarm
Believe it or not, another dumb white bitch is doing a sequel to Pippa Bacca.
She's under the delusion that walking to Syria will stop the war.
>rapefugee trys to rape
>can't
>she gets beat the shit out of her
Femanon here. I been wearing a homemade pair when I jog for the past week.
A lot of the time when they rape they murder the person as well, like that U.N member's daughter. He raped her and drowned her in the canal.
Exact same spot another woman was raped and drowned.
At least this way it lesses the amount of women raped and potentially forced to carry out Muslim brood to term or to keep would be diminished.
A lot of women would rather be murdered than raped, and many would feel that it would be less traumatic to be outright killed, if they're going to be killed anyways, than raped beforehand.
It would be less traumatic if they were murdered anyways.
The siren may scare the rapist off.
It's sightly better than nothing. I think this is good step towards waking the normies up. Slowly but surely.
This could work.
If they where 20 times larger and covered the whole body
I'd just take a knife and slice a hole to fuck thru
>Fe-
you know the rules sweetheart
Why? I don't think she will have any shorts over her mouth
How long until we see a German bitch hung by these ?
She cant do it because fear and literal shake, gets gutted, the anti rape shorts works!!! the body was't raped
if that's not victim-blaming then I don't even know what is.
Wow just wow
rare
In America this would be called blaming the victim.
L E L
E
L
Not that particular case, but one just as bad.
You are a country of cucks for letting it get this far.
Pics or it didn't happen
What happened to you germany?
Never go full retard.Just never.
This
They should test in india or sweden to see if they work
>be in burgerland
>dont have to deal with rapefugees
europoors keep taking L's
You subhuman baboon. You literal Kraut.
How dare you speak, you swarthy Black Forest monkey. How dare you open your big chinned, large jawed, bratwurst smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Hans Wolfgang Friedrich von Abdullah. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and self-hatred offers no hope to the world that Europe can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the German refugee centre you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to Britain and rape some sheep, as is in the Kraut's nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Germans obsession with a windswept island in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally it's the only worthwhile contribution Germany has made to the medical field. The MUH PERFIDIOUS ALBION sentiment in the average German is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you Anglo. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of Nordic heritage.
You Kraut.
You make Poland look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of Europe.
Go fertilise the bäume with you and your families corpses, it's the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, Kraut, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Austrian cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a German "man" provided for a family.
Die, Hans. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
They can still give blowjobs.
this won't work, the only way to solve this once and for all is deport all the Muslim refugees and keep the Jews from getting any more power. It's already so obvious that if you give Jews too much power then they become very destructive with it.
underrated
>get raped
>go deaf
kek