Why?

Why?

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>fuck texas

I think it was something about cucking Texas for highway taxes. The panhandle is one of the most miserable places on earth

Texas used to have a larger tract of land. Portions of that were lopped off and put into other territories that would become part of other States. The panhandle is one of those areas.

There is a series called How the States got their Shape. It's covered in there.

Forgot link
history.com/shows/how-the-states-got-their-shapes

there aint shit in the panhandle anyway. Also as a Texan I like Oklahoma, I consider them our best bros state wise

>Fuck Oklahomos
You fags drink watered down beer

Why?

The dirt in Oklahoma is red from the blood of all the dead indians.

nice weather

Why?

When Texas rejoined the union after it was a republic it was forced to give up that land because it was above the line that allowed slavery.

Mexico's panhandle

just, why?

This is the correct answer... Also, checked.

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I hope it falls into the ocean and everyone in LA, San Francisco etc fucking dies

Why?

Niggers. It's always niggers.

Nope, got alcohol modernization laws passed last year in the election

JUST! WHY?!?!?!?

The Midwest just likes having its ass fingered. Stop it with the kink shaming, it's none of your business really.

FPBP

t. 5'4" californian spic

Thanks North Mexico. We think you're alright too!

Because everything is.
If everything wasn't then there'd be fucking 8 fott tall ants with top hats marching around who the fuck knows.
You can't not be.
Everything IS.

Lol. Just a regular white Okie.

Success breeds jealousy chang

Oklahoma is okay. Don't mind them. Would move there from Texas. They can't drive for shit though.

why you hate Texas? I thought we were supposed to be bros?

t. le edgy Sup Forums autist

DAE HATE CALIFORNIA, LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS SO KEKED OMG THE SOUTH IS SO BASED EVEN THOUGH ITS FULL OF NIGGERS AND SPICS

the entire country would be better off without that shithole. Does that trigger you Pablo?

Great show -- there are still places in the USA where the border isnt clearly defined between states -- like in this video...are you in Tennessee or Georgia? Pretty cool

youtube.com/watch?v=AW3OdksQG0k

Texas is our brother who we tried to emulate when we were kids.

Now we just feel bad for him since his landlord allowed his ex's kids move in and wreck the place.

We have a brotherly rivalry and enjoy reminiscing about the days when we rode around on horse back, driving cattle, drilling for oil, killing injuns and making fun of Kansas.

yeah all the illegals + Californians flooding our state has us a little fucked. I still love you guys though

Read that as Goyman

An entirely more frightening meaning

OK's cockblock to Texas' advance on his two girlfriends, Kansas and Colorado.

agreed, just had to weave in between all the traffic going 55 on a 65mpg highway just to get home

>nice weather
>currently 30mph wind and constant rain

Nice meme

Kansas is our side chick.

Can't get away from those rocky mountains.

>tfw live in Oklahoma

Name a more based state, I dare you

You literally can't.

You can't. Tulsa county Bixby citizen here

>half of Texas was blue
>Oklahoma was 100% pure american freedom red

I'm certain that this elections showed and proved everything anyone had to know about these two states.

Can I get a template for that?

the panhandle is sooner clay

We won't in 2018 when the new alcohol laws take effect and all the liquor stores go out of business, and I can buy regular strength beer at Reasor's

thank god

>b-but muh texas is based! best state!

texas is an overated fag state

gosh, i guess mexicans aren't quite as conservative as expected

i live in texas and think it sucks but cant afford to leave

>Half
Most. aka all the rural and suburban retards. Lefty student cities like Austin that wears 'eccentricity' as a badge of honor and negro/spic shitholes like Dallas and Houston are no surprise to anyone.
There's still more red land in Texas.

This
Biggest US trolls are from there

hispanics are actually better than white texans

white texans are a bunch of cucks
>oh i'm happy to get replaced by mexicans and chinks as long as they vote GOP!

Texas is dead all the cities are what austin was 20 years ago and austin is san francisco.

Wew

I chortled

>tfw county went blue
JUST

I lived in Lawton for YEARS. My fucking GOD I can't stand that place. Flat other than one or two tiny hills. Barren. No trees. Crappy man-made lakes. Filthy rednecks everywhere. Oklahoma City up the road is marginally better, but after you've been to Bricktown once or twice, theres pretty much nothing else of interest to see there. The best thing about is its proximity to Dallas.

yeah? how long you been there or are you just another one of those outa state ppl moving in and shitting stuff up

It's statehood was rushed because of the gold rush migration, and although the East wanted to make it smaller and closer to the size of the other states, but it was so remote that it would have been hard to send an army to if it decided to break off from the union, leading the government to accept its larger size.

What goes on here?

Why did you leave those Eridanus fags out