I'm going to see the black science guy today

Trips decides what I do.
And before someone asks, no I'm not a fan. My ticket was free.

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fart

Ask him what inspired him to start his business in the chicken tendy industry.

punch him in the face

Ask him what it's like to be a nigger

Ask him how to stop North Korean hacking.

Ask why black people hate science so much.

Congratulate him on getting how far he is in life without pullong the race card.

ask him what happens if a 1000 degree knife collides with a sun made of ice

Ask him to kill himself on stage

Tell him that this quote is unfalsifiable, given the fact that 98% of the universe is dark matter. Ask him how he (and other reddit scientists) can be so certain about equations regarding the composition of the universe if he flat out admits that he doesn't know what 98% of the universe even consists of (ie dark matter).

Ask him if there's anyway we could make a portal that could send Kek to our dimension.

Roll

fake right?

>You're not full black, right? 'Cause there's no way you would be a "scientist" if you were.

>When's the last time you mugged someone?

Ask his opinions on the Minnesota transracial adoption study

>Do you have any kids? At what age did you leave them? What age would you leave them?

>I take it you were too short for basketball, huh?

Go up and ask him "HOWD U GET OUTTA DA HOOD N SHEIT AND CAN I GET SOME FOOD STAMPS MY G? YO J'S LOOKIN FRESH HOMIE!"

Ask him to be your ai gf

This. He steers clear of that shit.

Just say "ooga booga" over and over and dance around scratching your armpits while staring him directly in the eye.

Smoke weed and look at the stars

>Are there more bikes in your garage than there are stars in the galaxy?

this

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tell him black people smell bad

kill him

>What kind of solvent would you use to dissolve through a bike lock?

Then how could you tell them apart?

Ask him what his contribution was to the most important scientific paper he's produced

Ask him what is his favorite verse from the Bible.

Shout "PEPE!" from the crowd.

A classic.

ask him what the fuck makes him think ultraviolet radiation is a black hole when every star gives it off.

>watch him get incredibly mad.

Yell
>PEEPEEPOOPOO SCIENCTIFIC JEWS GONNA BOOGALOO YOU

>infact this might make black science guy assault you.

Ask him what his thoughts on the "alt-right" are, then mid-speech shout "Hail Trump, Hail Our People, Hail Victory!" while doing a Roman salute

Ask of he's still embarrassed for flunking out of Yale Physics despite being privliaged and having Carl Sagan as a personal tutor.

Ask him if he's a militant atheist because he's a homosexual/pedophile.

Ask him if part of the accelerating expansion of the universe may be from the extreme mass of Galaxies actually stretching spacetime and kind of sinking into it

>How tall can a border wall realistically get without collapsing in on itself from its own gravity

Reroll

We were a small college club with around 10 members and on a whim one of our members emailed tyson's agent to see if we could book him. We found out it would cost 40k (it raised to 50k in December of that year where I think it still might be) for his speaking fee plus expenses to have him come to our college for 1 day where he'd host a small lecture, a press meeting, dinner with up to 6 people, and the main lecture and a book signing time permitting. We decided to go for it, and spent a year where our club exclusively worked on bringing him in.

When he arrived, myself and others introduced ourselves and our fields of study. He went after first of us in humanities or soft sciences pretty much relentlessly from the get go. We're all used to the philosophy major working at McDonald's joke, but he wasn't trying to be funny, and spent the ride from the airport making repeated comments about the uselessness of our majors. Additionally he spent about 5 minutes trying to show that logic was stupid but he was citing logical rules and Occam's razor.

The small lecture was him bragging about how famous he was, and how easy it is to pull yourself out of poverty or etc. The dinner was for leaders of other clubs so helped us raise money. He took the piss out of how one student held her fork, and was impossibly smug when giving advice to physics students.

The main event was a terribly boring lecture consisting of fart jokes and fan service; teasing the upcoming TV series he was in and not much else. He spent a quarter of the time reading Sagan's blue dot, which is nice but shouldn't have cost us because it wasn't his material.

He left at about 2am, and we were all exhausted because we had spent the day busy setting up and tearing down. The whole affair cost nearly 85k. The additional money being for locations, personnel, air fare, Tyson's hotel, catering, etc.

We all decided he was an ass hole. I'd never want to spend 16 hours with a celebrity again.

Grab him by the genitals.

Oh no I got it.

Ask him if he is still a virgin.

>:
reroll

Punch him in the nuts and shout "HILLARY DESERVES BETTER THAN YOU NIGGERS AND SPICS!". Bet you media wont report on it

ask him why he thinks man made instrumentation should be trusted.

yell watermelonium

Ask him why black Africans never built boats.

Ask him does he realize Plasmaballs and Levitrons can be bought at kids toy stores.

reeeeerolls dont count you spics

He has a white wife and two kids.

Roll

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Ask him why he is still black if he is a scientist.

That doesn't mean jackshit about what I am asking, not sexual virginity.
>Talking about Alien Contact familampai

Ask him has he seen a UFO an actual one not regular sky weather.

Trying for this

"At what age did you quit rapping?"

extra p?

anything to do with UFOs and AYYYs they are becoming more mainstream to talk about.

"Have you ever seen something you could consider paranormal or not natural in the skies that was not man-made? Or Rather have you ever seen a UFO that you knew was not something we'd normally see potentially a strange weather effect or even extra-terrestrials ? "

You added an extra p there.

>Ask him why he is still black if he is a scientist.

Ask him what class he plays in WoW.

Shout Nigger 3 times during the show at random intervals

ASK ABOUT THE JEWISH REPTILIANS

I saw him in Seattle. It was more entertainment than science. Im not a fan of him much but it was all right. Got my trophy waifu laughing and asking questions, so he did his jawb.

Piss in a jar and flip a coin to decide if he drinks it in one or two shots.

Whip your dick out and scream black rage

That quote is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read.

He literally contradicts himself

I have more sandwiches then there are slices of bread on my sandwiches (there are two per sandwich)

Ask him if he thinks a black man will ever get to walk on the moon.

Ask him if HE WAZ KANGS

ask him about his parents. successful nogs never say why they were successful.

Have a frank discussion about race and Donald Trump

Start the day of the rope at the begining of his presentation

Ask him his opinion on pizzagate

Im gonna roll on this fAm

That quote is most probably fake.

Nothing

You're a retard.

ask about flat earth

Purposefully give him an awkward handshake. Film it.

so close

The people you are replying to are probably literal retards

Ask him if he thinks israel should be a Jewish ethnostate

Act like a furious flat earther there to expose "the truth"

Rolling again

Ask him what yoga exercises he does that he's able to suck his own dick so frequently.

>ask a question at the end
>address him as Black Science Man many times

Ask him why Jews and Asians have such high IQs

Call him a dumb nigger

Ask him to comment on the probability that Russia influenced our election for Trump

Tell him about his current thoughts on our planet

tits or asses

Reroll

Rolling again

This, he must know the truth

What type of music does he listen to?