Brit/pol/ - Maitlis Edition

>The EU are already beginning to offer Britain a 'meet-in-the-middle' deal that will lead to a Soft Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/755807/Brexit-news-Jean-Claude-Juncker-Britain-stay-in-EU-transitional-deal
theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/18/jean-claude-juncker-says-brexit-talks-will-be-very-very-very-difficult

>NUTTALL is the candidate for the Stoke by-election in what will be UKIP's Last Stand
itv.com/news/central/2017-01-18/paul-nuttall-will-be-ukip-candidate-for-stoke-by-election/

>Setting up landmines for Eurosceptics - Theresa May's speech examined
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/01/magical-realist-or-iron-lady-mrs-mays-speech-on-the-eu-examined.html

>The PM's Brexit Speech in Full
gov.uk/government/speeches/the-governments-negotiating-objectives-for-exiting-the-eu-pm-speech

>Shadow Brexit Secretary: "If Theresa May gets everything she wants, it won't be a hard Brexit"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-brexit-spokesman-sir-keir-starmer-tells-mps-theresa-may-speech-plan-falls-short-of-hard-eu-a7531896.html

>NI Government is dissolved - Urgent election announced on 02/03/17 as the DUP fall to pieces in the polls
news.sky.com/story/march-election-after-ni-government-collapses-10731488

>The Copeland by-election and why it matters
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/copeland-election-matter-labour-everything-9600389

>Traffic warden swarmed by flock of kikes in savage anti-British attack by the Jewish community
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4132678/Traffic-warden-attacked-group-Orthodox-Jews.html

>David Irving is doing well for himself - Five-figure donations to the great historian pour in, including a 40-room mansion and Rolls Royce
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/15/david-irving-youtube-inspiring-holocaust-deniers

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i missed you senpai

lads desu

Say goodnight Karen posters.

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>tfw bregret

> TFW we'll never never never never be slaves.

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*Except to the United States

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1. They won't have anywhere near the control the EU does. The Yanks may have a big say in our foreign policy but Parliament is supreme.

2. At least the Yanks are Anglos.

Jeremy had the most perfect opportunity to embarrass Theresa May on Wednesday's PMQs. Instead he decided to just opt for a dodgy pun which was not even worthy of a polite giggle from his own MPs.

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most of his own MPs hate or barely tolerate him at this point

666 get, noice

>Parliament is supreme
>At least the Yanks are Anglos

He didn't do too badly. He caught her out over how much she would be willing to pay for access to the single market.

Overall he's just been too hamstrung by his own party. If they'd just let him get on with it until 2020 they may have had half a chance.

What's your point?

cheers pal

> That chin.

Is that her brother or something?

bump

>Iron lady? More like Irony lady.

Good morning

>at this point
They never tolerated him. Before he was elected, they talked about how they were going to overthrow him.

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It's very quiet indeed

these are some REAL muhfuggin neetposting hours

wagies will be getting up in a couple of hours to slave for McCorporation while I'm tucking myself in

real fuckin neetlife and PROUD

HA you feelin me mufugga?

Good i was going to bed about 3 hours ago but got caught up in the Gambia excitement but nothing seems to be happening probably going to go bed now. You?

Get a jerb

twitter.com/britainelects/status/821876211425091584

CON: 42% (+3)
LAB: 25% (-3)
UKIP: 12% (-1)
LDEM: 11% (-)

CORBYN

ON

SUICIDE

WATCH

Nah he doesn't care, he is happy enough LARPing the 1980's.

youtube.com/watch?v=LlVI7ZNiFlI

JUST

Votes mean nothing to Comrade Corbyn.

wouldn't be surprised if he gives no fuck about being PM and this is all a master plan of building a workers movement of at least 15% of the general public to overthrow the government and implement a socialist regime

>tfw run out of meds, itchy as fuck and can't sleep

reeeeeeeeeee

stop taking heroin

Typical white labour voters are socially conservative, they hate corbyn.

It's definitely the case that he knows he's not going to be PM (and thus making a virtue of a necessity, gives no fucks about being PM.)

His point is to internally reform Labour and achieve the Bennite dream, though. Not build a genuine revolutionary movement.

Touching on this: One major thing ignored in comparisons to the 80s is that in the 80s, MPs picked the leader. (Well, things got a bit funny later on, but MPs alone picked Foot) Even without the votes of SDP defectors he would've won handsomely, and a Healey victory could have split the party again as the left fucked off.

It's quite interesting.

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So is Brexit happening or not?