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Main theme (Because that's what we always end up talking about): Separatism
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Mehico Grande
Méjico, Wooo
I'm and i just made it over the boarder, what's the next step in our master plan bring white women back to our homeland?
>You are me
>If you have a white woman
Put some funny powder in her fajitas, tick her in a piñata and come back
>If you have a woman that is not white
Have as manny children with her as beanerly possible in order to destroy gringoland
>If you have no women
>...
>Not Fede The Great Edition
Wtf OP
is he drinking a whole 2 liter of soda?
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Ya nos decidimos por quien vamos a votar en el 18?
El ultimo meme que oi fue que al Canaya.
Checked
I just now received news about Ruby's birthday, I am not good at keeping up with thrends
I would vote for the one that does the least amount of damage, I am in that very sensible period in my life where I need to make a lot of decisions about my future
>(And it's called male pregnancy)
Is what you drink before shooting school m8
what do you think about this dirty mexicans? an illegal did better than you in your own country.
Might as well trow a loaded question
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>What are you doing to improve yourself and what are you planning to do?
Me:
>Went from being the silent guy in class to the know-it all that teachers love
>Stared reading again after a long period of excuses
>Ended up a relationship that was not going to work (or at least that's what I tell myself at night)
>Decided to go running/walking every weekend for five hours (that's were all my city pictures come from)
>I am planning on going to some martial art clases (Whoever knows a good place in Guadalajara please tell me)
>I am about to start practicing my dusted violin to annoy my roomies and feel like I am that annemic girl from "Your Lie In April"
>
can you teach me spanish
legit question why don't you mexicans just take online work writing essays and shit for american students taking spanish in high school and college?? instead of bitching about trump
That has been going on for years. The net migration numbers have been reversed and more Mexicans have been coming back than going in, you cunts are just fucking ignorant desu.
Free trade CREATES third world countries. "Yeah, let's specialize in low value-added industries because comparative advantage and never mind that every industrialized country in the history the world practiced protectionism for it's infant industries!" So I think Trump will make Mexico great in the long run, though it might be a bit rough.
>So I think Trump will make Mexico great in the long run
Only if NAFTA is abolished.
>Pronouns (Accusative)
Yo (I)
Tú (You) [the "ú" is important, or else it will mean "your"]
Él (He) [the "é" is important, or else it will be the masculine version of "the"]
Ella (she)
Ellos (them)
Ustedes (You in plural; Y'all, if you will)
Nosotros (Us)
Dejad de ser una republica
Placing my warderino
>Only if NAFTA is abolished
This
People need jobs and a market in which to sell their products
I am trying Maxi, I sewar
ya van a ser las nueve mocoso cagado vayase a dormir
Opinions on the shit that happened in Monterrey? normies want even MORE gun control in place now
WELP
Yes we should ban guns
That's how you keep them away from people
>...
homemadeguns.wordpress.com
Me explican por que somos sub humanos? (Creo que seria valido decir; "por preguntas como esa")
Goddamn libcucks and soccer moms. And where are all the males that need to restore normalcy? Oh yeah wagecucking in an eng firm.
Probably fake but godspeed. The roastie I used to like is there so go ahead aspie
>Not white (Like Europa)
>Lack a specific set of moral and behaviour rules (Like Some asian countries)
>Lack a driving force to make us do anything (Unlike the arab nations)
>The roastie I used to like
What happened, user? She got BRAYANED?
Gotta love regio hypocrisy though
>happening at the firecracker markets
>'lol stupid chilangos haha
>autist kills fattie and shitskin teacher
>Pls don't share the pics :'(
She gets rammed by Chads' cock yes
Worst thing is, I used to be a mentor for one of them kek
Ouch, seing students fall is the second worst thing to see happen, after the same happening to your children
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I'm not a teacher. I meant a mentor as in personal counselor lol
Now i truly see
>hurf durf sweeping generalizations
u r smert
A student can still be that. The formal teacher-student relationship in schools is actually kind of weaker than in other places since it may feel a bit forced
But whatever, i am not here to tell you that you should feel bad
Speaking from experience nothing more
I understand where you're coming from. I don't feel bad for any sort of ironical mishap. Rather because I could have done better in the past but I didn't.
>wife in the US getting plowed by Jamarcus every day
>he spends all his time here doing shit like this
youtube.com
Still voting for him, though.
Fuck Zavala.
what's your opinion on oaxaca?
my friend is making me go next summer. will i die? what's it like? what to do? where to go?
Yes, Mr. Fu M. Korer, now that you have seeing the truth you must go out in the streets and chant
>¡ISLAM PARA MÉXICO!
>my friend is making me go next summer.
Why?
Til someone try to stop me with his chairo ideas
Oaxaca is pretty gud if you like smaller attractions and are not an easy-to-mug idiot
Although, there are a lot of europeans (tourists) there so he might be safer
Just stay in the more touristic areas and you should be safe
>that pic
Mexico on very easy mode
So... federal elections are relatively soon and there is the threat of AMLO looming over our heads... It is evident that he holds most influence over the hordes
Stop there cucks
Truly the hero we need
Genocide is our second-to-last resort
We are a mixture of shitskins and the descendants of most corrupt inhabitants of the Iberian Peninsula (muh spanish genes). Who do we exterminate?
>All poor people from the South
>All violent people from the North
>All lazy people from the coasts
>All black people from B.C.
>All liberals from the DF
>Anyone who watches Novelas
Pic
Because pic
A rather challenging task. But I wonder, if genocide is our second-to-last resort, what IS our last resort?
Wasn't he the one who betrayed Padrés and put him in jail? I remember hearing he did just for the sake of the Party, unlike PRI, that they hide their politicians.
Better than all the alternatives desu
>He fell for the Oaxaca is good mem...
OH MY, ARE THOSE THE PETRIFIED CASCADES? I LOVED THAT PLACE
It is if you want to visit.
Build the wall and we will probably help you
mexico has a treasure trove of natural resources, a large unemployed work force, and a free trade agreement with the largest importer in the world...
why can't you get your shit together?
A wall would actually be welcome, tho
What's up AMLO?
is he good and can he win?
>mexico has a treasure trove of natural resources
And lack the means to either exploit or refine them
>a large unemployed work force
"Quien es pobre es pobre porque quiere"
>and a free trade agreement with the largest importer in the world
Not for long :^)
>why can't you get your shit together?
Lack of organisation and compromise. The people who are doing well want nothing to happen because Mexico always changes for the worst, the poor want change but are stupid af
He can't
He should not
He will not win
He can win. It is evident that a lot of people support him because he is loud, aggressive and leftist. Like Trump, but without sexual abuse.
But he is rather volatile and does not do well when he does not get his way. He might even try to turn us into a leftist regime.
he'll make mexico grande again
>>>/leftypol/
He is a manchild
Are there actual America/trump support groups in mexico? Anyone who might make a difference?
>Lack of organisation and compromise
that just means you need a strong leader that can handle people getting upset while they fix shit
This.
I'm willing to have a strong lasting relationship with Mexico if they prove their commitment by complying with the wall.
The first thing they need to do is get rid of all the crime/corruption in their government. Then they need to create a transparent political and economic climate that's suitable for foreign investment in development.
Speaking of separatism, this is your country's greatest general's fucking leg. We separated that shit from him and we keep it in a 2nd rate Midwestern museum. Fuck Mexico. Have fun buying our wall and spray painting your side of it.
Somewhat mixed opinions. But is he actually intelligent or just grandiose?
>He might even try to turn us into a leftist regime
Not gonna happen, reelections are a taboo that nobody wants to touch. Not even chairos will support him if he wants to do that.
Nah, you won't help us for shit. If you really wanted to help us, you need to legalize drugs and stop giving weapons to our narcos.
No, that would be racist
(says the population that a few years ago was enjoying a chocolate bread named "Negrito")
I should add a lack of faith. AMLO has a lot of supporters but they are the lowest denominator, the kind that would sell their vote and then protest government corruption on the next day.
You would need to be charismatic to some people and the right kind of people, then subjugate the rest of the population (they are used of it, they will stop winning in a few monts)
A benevolent dictatorship or an enlighten nepotism would be the only way of Making Mexico Great for Once
>Santa Anna
>Greatest general
Right...
A prosthetic for that coward.
Greatest general? Pfff.
Zaragoza, Killer of French ftw
there are. nafta, for once, completely shattered entire sectors of mexico's economy, particularly agriculture, so many people have been vocal about wanting to change the terms or even scrap the agreement altogether long before trump announced his candidacy.
>you need to legalize drugs and stop giving weapons to our narcos.
The weapons I get, but I'm not about to legalize drugs.
>But is he actually intelligent or just grandiose
>is he actually intelligent or just
>he actually intelligent or
>actually intelligent
>intelligent
No, he really isn't. and does not know how to loose. He is a populist who does not know what he is doing
>your country's greatest general's fucking leg
OH, NO
¡ALTEZA SERENÍSIMA!
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There were better generals
But do you have the Sam opinion of Trump?
You are the dissaprover of the group so I have to take that into account.
>But do you have the Same opinion of Trump
He actually has a strategy; bring ack the jobs and keep non-americans fom getting them
AMLO's strategy is something like "DUDE, MEME SOCIALISM WITHOUT CALLING IT SOCIALISM, LMAO"
Trump tells you to go and work, AMLO tells you that he hill give you gibs and cause trouble to Trump (should I start explaining why pissing off your neighbour is a bad idea?)
That is why I want the most boring and harmless candidate to win, I want stability, not making the gibsmedats happy for a week or two before they realise they things are not going to change
It's simple, if there is demand, there is a market, in this case a black market.
>country's greatest general
Top kek. Morelos, Mariano Matamoros, Mariano Escobedo, Diaz, Manuel Mondragón, Álvaro Obregón, all of them better were better better generals and leaders than that fucking traitor.
And I am still forgetting a lot more.
Alright good stuff.
I don't like gibs. Not ever. But he.does want to break up corrupt mega money, doesn't he?
Any alternatives?
Thanks for answering my questions.
>But he does want to break up corrupt mega money
He used to work for corrupt mega money by gibing corrupt mega money to other people to cause disturbs in other candidate's rallies to make them look bad
>Any alternatives?
a) Colective harakiri
b) Voting For the right (like this country always has)
c) For an alternative to develop in less than two years (extremely unlikely)
I know you don't believe me, but I think guns would really help Mexico a lot.
All of the shit skinned indios.
The gun law reform pushed by a senator is stalling.
No news about it recently but still not cancelled.
It really would
>mfw your distant family used to have totally legal guns an thus your 10yo ass knew how much a kalashnikov weighted
>Worst thing is, I used to be a mentor for one of them kek
Stop creeping on your alumni, pedo.
>Kill 99% of México
But I'm ok with that. When do we start?
So whos the big boss now since your hero El Chapo is off the throne?
Bump
One of our agents already failed in Monterrey
The son of a bitch ran out of ammo
I have a quick and easy solution. Remove all spics.
Cartel Jalisco nueva generación (what a fucking stupid name) is gaining a lot of ground
His friend looks like my ex from high school. We used to go behind our school buildings to do naughty things like rubbing each other's bulges with our bare feet.
Sex tape when?
Agreed
What is your actual plan on making Mexico great?
I am trying to work on making Ecuador great myself, I pay druggies to beat up and kill other druggies. I think at least 100 useless drug trash died because of me.
Fuck, if the government isn't doing anything, you have to take the problem on by yourself.
Make 15yo boyos legal.
Fede needed love from a sugar papi.
14 years old girls and boys are already legal here
Before I come out in public to tell them what to do I feel that I have the responsibility to turn myself into a worthy person.
Being great means that you are more than a one trick pony. If you are clever enough you can learn a lot from anything, even if they have no connection. Setting goals and accomplishing them is one of the things Mexicans lack, thus I want to develop that trait to myself.
>I pay druggies to beat up and kill other druggies
When is this going to be televised, you could make millions
Who would win?
>The one that hasn't had any drugs and is desperate for some
>The one who just got drudged and feels invisible
(((Neoliberalismo)))
I'm up for him
He, unlike PRD, isn't a full blown PC libertarian
And don't get me started on PAN, literally jewish controlled opposition