New Zealand General: Based Winnie Edition

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You think he has a shot? He seems to be gaining popularity.

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I reckon he'll at least be kingmaker this time. Yourself?

>Burgerland
>60% white

I'm going to vote for him, he has a good chance of actually winning. I just hope Auckland doesn't continue to cuck itself with National/Labour

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The most important part is making sure he gets as many seats in the beehive as possible so that they can use 'no' signs to the Chink/Kike puppets

We were 2/3 white based on studies 11 years ago
I doubt we are any more than 60% white in 2017

Auckland will probably be split between Nat/Lab and the Greens, same goes for Wellington (except probably more split between Labour and the Greens), but our best hope is to win some of the regions, i.e Northland and some other ones. Heaps of people on here tell us to vote National, but nowadays they're a cucked center left globalist party that's almost as bad as Labour.

He usually gets about double what he gets now at this time, and right now he's polling about 8% (usually he's at about 4%), so he 16% is not unrealistic and 20% is optimistic but not impossible. NZF will probably get some votes now that JK is gone too

This. I'm sure (((they))) will turn their endless shekels on him shortly and we need to be ready for that. Need some meme magic too.

Nope. According to the 2013 census it's 74.0% white, which wasn't eleven years ago. Doesn't happen that fast, if it's currently at 70% I'll be surprised, getting to 60% is going to take a lot longer than people here would have us believe

He needs to make himself heard, a lot of people in NZ don't even know NZF is. The last time any party other than National/Labour was in office was in 1930.

Are there enough NZ posters to get the meme magic going?

I'm willing to make facebook pages and instagrams once I get back to NZ and just shitpost on them so normies go "LLELELEL WINNIE LMAO"

Exactly, and that party was pretty much a precursor to what became the National Party before it merged and became such. We just need to raise awareness, but with Trump and Brexit, the timing suits us perfectly. Just ignore the National shills who go "but muh economy" and "but muh lesser of the two evils", and convince others to do likewise.

Once he does that, I think he'll be able to tap into a lot of the people who were planning on voting Labour

I reckon it's worth a shot. NZ First is at least opening the door for it by setting up Young NZ First, we just need to open the meme floodgates, if so, then Winnie can win. Kek wills it.

You can't read statistics mate
That figure counts anyone with a European ancestor since all Maori have a Euro ancestor, they are included in the 74%
The number of pure whites in NZ is much lower than you realise

We'll actually need to start making Winnie generals soon....

Who University of Auckland here?

summer school fag rn

For sure, and that's why I don't mind most of his more socialistic policies, without them we wouldn't get that ex-labour vote, although with Labour barely at 25%, there isn't much more we can get off them. If he starts railing more against National, we could even get some of their votes as well, especially since John Kikey is gone.

While working class whites aren't as disadvantaged as they are in the States, there are still a lot of people who are pissed off, so that base is there, it just needs someone who will tap into it.

And for a lot of people counted as "Maori", it goes the same way, I know people who are like 5% Maori at best and they're counted as Maori in the census, so it goes both ways.

Unless we go out and find every single person marked as "European" in the census, both our points are moot and unproven.

Yeah, I'm trying to start making NZ generals every night, might need to have further Winnie related editions

I've got a folder but it's not very large

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Maths 108

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I'm working on it, already created a few so far. Here's an example

You see that anti-Duterte poster in the lowest floor of the library? They have a socialist union club here? What the shit?

I heard they have a safe space there too. How true is that?

He's not entirely wrong, a lot of people throw huge emphasis on their distant ancestor's Maori heritage.

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Nah, haven't needed to go down there. What course u doing btw? Stats i'm guessing

Maybe making a video like this, and try getting it viral in NZ.

youtube.com/watch?v=9TzXvR9chng

Fucking aye yes.

Also if anyone here is a uni student and you're study load isn't big make a 'politics' club and just shill redpills and NZF that's what me and a couple friends are doing this year.

We got contacted about being a young NZF club but declined so we can say more autistic shit

Fuck off we're full

As I said before, I know people who are 5% Maori at best and they're counted as Maori in the census, of course that can go both ways. However, neither of our points can be conclusively proven.

You've found the commies?

Only enjoyable groups are the wackos with swords outside the new Biology building, kiwi asian club (laugh it up but they're good people), math/games club and meat club.

I have heard nothing good about the 'American' club or the video game club.

That's what I was thinking. I'm shit at video editing though. Good idea, however.

I like that one.

Currently I'm trying to make one like that Trump v Sanders meme, can't find the template though. Here's another one I made- simplistic I know but the Normies will understand it at least.

> Auckland Uni
> safe space

Please tell me this is a joke. Fuck I cant stand cupcake sjws, they are the most biased intolerant fucks.

What makes you think that?

Oh yeah, occasionally you seem them putting up posters and holding signs on the corner by the Kate Edgar building, all faggots.

Oh yeah, also tramping and kayaking clubs are good for discounts, you don't get to do much with them otherwise.

It's usually in those basement lecture theatres for summer school. Pretty sure I just guessed right.

I'm not going to be picky once I'm out of nipland I'll get photoshop again and start making some edits

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I'm not sure, hence I asked. Only heard rumours. But if there's any place to find them it'll be the university because they're always breeding grounds for SJW cupcakes. I bet there's one at Victoria, though

That you did, I coulda been sociology too though. Clever guy.
Meat club sounds lit. I heard your anime club won club of the year last year, what the shit?

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Weebs. It was pretty much just cosplay when I was there. Not my thing so I avoided it.

Meat club is great, BBQS every second week. If you're a member it's free and all you can eat.

>New Zealand General

s4ged

>Weather bomb

This has been the best weather Wellie has had for a while after the 2 hours of wind and rain.

1st for queen

How idiots like that will ever function in society I'll never know.

100 years ago 17 year old boys were dying in the trenches on the western front. Now 22 year old numales need a safe space because someone disliked their fb post about manbuns.

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I'm working on getting it again, we have to focus on quantity, partially so the normies will get it

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You will likely have issues with meme magiking our way to PM.

Pay attention to kiwi posters. The number of socialists and unironic green party voters is too high for us to get proper impact without the shitposters of West Island.

>How idiots like that will ever function in society I'll never know.
They won't, that's how. You're so right, these fucking fruitcakes can't handle mean words, meanwhile our forefathers (some of who lied about their age to go to war) charged to certain death. We need to bring back compulsory military service.

They usually don't, mooch off their parents and attend Uni for an inordinately long period.

Notice NZ doesn't even have an ancap meme

that because nobody cared enough to write one

;)

youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2Xq5W7ywc

Best New Zealander

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>meanwhile our forefathers
Speak for yourself, my granddad was a selfish man who stayed home (feigned Quakerism) and became a pimp.

Fuck that side of the family.

>socialists and unironic green party voters
Never seen any of those, but point taken. I reckon the national shills are worse though, one who go like "muh lesser of two evils" and "muh economy", just watch out for them and we'll be fine

My great grandfather lied about his age, went to war, almost had his leg amputated, came back, bought a farm and had children, achieved more than most betas today. But still your granddad achieved more than the average uni fruitcake

Turn out NZ is larger than the UK.
I had no clue, neat.

NZ's only meme is about Australia

topkek

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People know so little about us they assume our landmass is as small as our population.

We have the 10th largest EEZ on the planet.

Based on how you're speaking I guess you've graduated?
What year are you mate

The fact that people actually vote for Green is hilarious.

I find it funnier that the ban 1080 party had 4k people who voted for it.

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>Australian "women"

Fuck jet lag lads. Went home for 7 days to go to a wedding, would not recommend it.

Was good to hear some of my family will be voting NZF, must are still falling for (((National))) though.

Quick poll for /kiwipol/ just ciz I'm interested if anyone wants to answer

> Would you be able to change a flat tyre?
Yes but it might take a while

> are there any kiwi businesses you boycott?
Hell pizza, just hate them, terrible edgy advertising

> bill English, good bad or indifferent?
Indifferent

> are you OK with all these Kiwis returning home now Australia is an economic basket case?
They left us behind, now things are better here suddenly they want back in, fuck em. Also they aren't helping housing prices.

> were you happy Trump won?
Really happy. Looking forward to his swearing in

> any sports teams you support?
The black caps, but its hard sometimes. Also the all whites.

> if labour lose this year (fingers crossed) who will replace Andrew Little?
I reckon that Jacinda Ardern will lead and take that party into a hellish sjw direction

> who was PM when you were born?
Sir Geoffrey Palmer

>implying those women don't make your didgeridoo harder than Ayers Rock

>Even the fucking greens want to limit immigration
National confirmed for actual kikes

No.... Im ashamed that I dont even have my licence but since I live in the city it hasnt been pressing enough to force me to do so.

Any bookstore owned by a hipster.

Good. Its nice to have a social conservative. Even if he said he wont act on abortion its nice knowing our PM at least cares unlike john key who was purely economic.

I prefer kiwis coming back to curry cunts but I still agree with you on this. Fuck em.

Overjoyed. Watching inauguration provided I'm free

All blacks and Hurricanes. After the ~10 years I've supported the Hurricanes last year was fantastic.

I reckon either Jacinda or that gay cunt who nearly won last time.

Bolger / Winnie Pete

>> Would you be able to change a flat tyre?
No

>> are there any kiwi businesses you boycott?
Pretty much all news sources except the Dominion.

>> bill English, good bad or indifferent?
Bad

>> are you OK with all these Kiwis returning home now Australia is an economic basket case?
I think they should stay in Australia. They're Aussies now. Especially the maoris.

>> were you happy Trump won?
Yes

>> any sports teams you support?
The Hurricanes.

>> if labour lose this year (fingers crossed) who will replace Andrew Little?
Almost certainly Grant Robinson.

>> who was PM when you were born?
Jim Bolger.

Grant Robertson*
Fuck Labour is such a bunch of wallflowers I can't even remember their names.

Amen.
Changed educators and finished off in Dunedin. Would've become fully destitute if I stayed in Auckland longer.

this isn't a porn thread

> Would you be able to change a flat tyre?
Probably, but i'd probably get confused half way through and forget

> are there any kiwi businesses you boycott?
KFC, full of polys

> bill English, good bad or indifferent?
indifferent, leaning towards slightly good but I can't fucking stand Paula Bennett

> are you OK with all these Kiwis returning home now Australia is an economic basket case?
They'll leave again when it gets better in Aussie, but now our house prices are fucking insane thanks to them. No way to stop them unfortunately and National is going "muh economy" as they always do.

> were you happy Trump won?
For sure, best moment of the year, I was very happy indeed. January 20th couldn't come soon enough, he has to save America from the SJW cucks. GF was happy too.

> any sports teams you support?
Used to support the black caps but they're fucking useless. I support the all blacks.

> if labour lose this year (fingers crossed) who will replace Andrew Little?
If Jacinda Ardern wins the party will become more of an SJW shitfest than it already is, and they'll become irrelevant. Or Angry Andy might stay on, depends on how badly they lose. Can't see any other people who will step up to the leadership apart from Ardern.

> who was PM when you were born?
Sir Geoffrey Palmer

>> Would you be able to change a flat tyre?
Yes.

>> are there any kiwi businesses you boycott?
Anyone with shouty ads with bright colours and bold all-caps letters, or anyone whose leaflets end up in my letterbox despite the "No Junk Mail" sign.

>> bill English, good bad or indifferent?
Bad.

>> are you OK with all these Kiwis returning home now Australia is an economic basket case?
Of course. It's their home too.

>> were you happy Trump won?
Yes but chiefly because so many fuckwits were upset about it. I don't expect him to do a great job.

>> any sports teams you support?
Sports don't interest me.

>> if labour lose this year (fingers crossed) who will replace Andrew Little?
I don't care. Labour are fucked anyway.

>> who was PM when you were born?
Muldoon: Drunken Master

Yes.

No.

Who (kidding, indifferent. Unless I think about it I still assume John is PM).

They're becoming as bad as the Chinese in destroying property prices.

Happy.

Black cocks.

More correctly who'll replace Labour?

Jim.

Same to you.

My mistake, Jim Bolger was PM when I was born. My bad. Also Grant Robertson could take over labour and there's someone else I'm thinking of but Labour is so irrelevant I can't be bothered thinking of their name

What's palmy like? Moving there in a few weeks.

NZ Navy

I've heard it's nice

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Praise Aubrey de Grey!~

Gets a lot of shit but I don't mind it. Its just an inland city, saved by the uni which breathes in some life and titties.

>New Zealand
>Titties
Have you seen the girls here? I understand why they joke about fucking sheep.

Some of them are pretty cute. But then again, I'm a spic. Your 5's are my 10's.

Yes

I'd boycott our news media but it's not like international broadcasters would report our happenings

Indifferent, immigration's my main concern so even if he was a social conservative I'd probably still vote NZF

I wish they stayed put, Oz was a darkie magnet for a while

I am, mostly because of the butthurt it's causing

ABs and the Crusaders

Jacinda

Aunty Helen

Ain't wrong That said for our American friend you might've been tricked.

Why?

Ignore the text, that's our just retired PM's daughter.

Flat as a fucking faggot.

> Would you be able to change a flat tyre?
No and I am mildly ashamed of it.

> are there any kiwi businesses you boycott?
Also Hells, because their pizza is shit.

> bill English, good bad or indifferent?
Somewhere between Good and Indifferent.

> are you OK with all these Kiwis returning home now Australia is an economic basket case?
As long as they don't commit crime I guess it's not so bad. Funny how fair fucking weather they are though.

> were you happy Trump won?
I'm still smug as fuck about it.

> any sports teams you support?
None really. Will watch the ABs if they're on but pretty casual about sport desu.

> if labour lose this year (fingers crossed) who will replace Andrew Little?
Has to be Jacinda.

> who was PM when you were born?
Jim Bolger