Brit/pol/ - Early morning Aliceposting edition

>The EU are already beginning to offer Britain a 'meet-in-the-middle' deal that will lead to a Soft Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/755807/Brexit-news-Jean-Claude-Juncker-Britain-stay-in-EU-transitional-deal
theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/18/jean-claude-juncker-says-brexit-talks-will-be-very-very-very-difficult

>NUTTALL is the candidate for the Stoke by-election in what will be UKIP's Last Stand
itv.com/news/central/2017-01-18/paul-nuttall-will-be-ukip-candidate-for-stoke-by-election/

>Setting up landmines for Eurosceptics - Theresa May's speech examined
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/01/magical-realist-or-iron-lady-mrs-mays-speech-on-the-eu-examined.html

>The PM's Brexit Speech in Full
gov.uk/government/speeches/the-governments-negotiating-objectives-for-exiting-the-eu-pm-speech

>Shadow Brexit Secretary: "If Theresa May gets everything she wants, it won't be a hard Brexit"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-brexit-spokesman-sir-keir-starmer-tells-mps-theresa-may-speech-plan-falls-short-of-hard-eu-a7531896.html

>NI Government is dissolved - Urgent election announced on 02/03/17 as the DUP fall to pieces in the polls
news.sky.com/story/march-election-after-ni-government-collapses-10731488

>The Copeland by-election and why it matters
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/copeland-election-matter-labour-everything-9600389

>Traffic warden swarmed by flock of kikes in savage anti-British attack by the Jewish community
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4132678/Traffic-warden-attacked-group-Orthodox-Jews.html

>David Irving is doing well for himself - Five-figure donations to the great historian pour in, including a 40-room mansion and Rolls Royce
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/15/david-irving-youtube-inspiring-holocaust-deniers

Other urls found in this thread:

lisbon-treaty.org/wcm/the-lisbon-treaty/treaty-on-European-union-and-comments/title-6-final-provisions/137-article-50.html
politico.eu/article/britains-singapore-threat-philip-hammond-may-brexit/
yougov.co.uk/news/2013/05/20/voters-back-same-sex-marriage/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32061822
theguardian.com/world/2013/feb/12/anti-abortion-feelings-declining
spectator.co.uk/2017/01/in-labours-old-heartlands-mps-are-staring-into-the-abyss/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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british women giving american men the succ

All the bongs are asleep, so, hello.

BING BONG BING BING BING BING BING BONG BRITBONG

>brexit
wasn't it going to be like at least 2 years of talks

why don't you guys archive the OP links ?

I don't think anyone reads them desu.

yeah seriously when is this shit going to happne

How fucking shit is rainbow six siege lads

definitely the worst game I've played in atleast the past 3 years.

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It looks increasingly likely you guys will have at best a very soft Brexit and possibly nothing at all id parliament overrides your advisory referendum, the markets are happy again, Merkel is happy again.

What w as the point, lads?

>Hey I'm flom London.
>I like Lamen.
>I like London Blidge.
This was just a translation error, right?

Article 50 in march supposedly followed by a few years of talks before we finally leave the union.

Quiet in here this morning, lads.

The Queen has died, lad, show some respect.

Elton? Dead? But who will sing at his funeral?

>Goodbye England's Rosebud
>May you have a cock in your arse
>You had the grace to die of AIDS itself
>From taking from Jamal

2 years is the "cut off for negotiations"

lisbon-treaty.org/wcm/the-lisbon-treaty/treaty-on-European-union-and-comments/title-6-final-provisions/137-article-50.html

>3. The Treaties shall cease to apply to the State in question from the date of entry into force of the withdrawal agreement or, failing that, two years after the notification referred to in paragraph 2, unless the European Council, in agreement with the Member State concerned, unanimously decides to extend this period.

Assuming A50 is triggered March 2017, If negotiations are concluded prior to March 2019, then we may leave at that point.

Should they progress further than that date, either the EU council (Heads of state of each EU member) vote unanimously to extend the deadline (highly unlikely) then another date will be set, if not, then we automatically leave the EU as negations stand.

bump

alice and karen

Morning 8:25 reminder that catgirls are furry.

politico.eu/article/britains-singapore-threat-philip-hammond-may-brexit/

Did any of you guys read this?

Brit/pol/s slow

Can we have a jew bitching discussion as I had here

True Neets fell asleep a while ago. Normal hour neets will be waking up soon.

I'm a trip but not a NEET, I'm on shift sleep pattern,

Shall I post the papers? Not sure how many people are here now that weren't here at about midnight to 1am.

I'm here

I'll take that as a yes.

I've found a higher res source so you can now read the small print.

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You're a high tier poster lad

plus you're writing my biography.

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He's threatening to turn Britain into Singapore?

A soulless concrete police state where the people are so depressed we have the lowest birth rate in the world and sustain our numbers only by the ceaseless importation of Pooinloo labourers and Indonesian monkey sex slaves?

10/10 PLAN WOULD ENACT AGAIN

terrible country singapore

I think I caught that you were in the army? Mind if I change that part of the book so that you were given a medal for doing something so incredibly heroic, but the higher-ups in the MOD didn't like it so they had you fired? That leads into the chapter where you become a vigilante for white people and the press brand you "The Night Watchman".

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hate to be the guy

But I'm having a child.

I'm fond of regal names, Edward is my favourite... however... there is a mother...

She against popular names
1 Oliver 1 Amelia
2 Jack 2 Olivia
3 Harry 3 Emily
4 George 4 Isla
5 Jacob 5 Ava
6 Charlie 6 Ella
7 Noah 7 Jessica
8 William 8 Isabella
9 Thomas 9 Mia
10 Oscar 10 Poppy

She seems to think Edward is #1... I've missed the study.

If you have the study,. pleas show me

more so

Please provide some good baby name. (its white).

I was, but I wasn't heroic in any sense, just did a stabdard anti-IED driving tour.

Here are my medals, but they're literally attendance.

if you need a time stamp, ask

Unironically, thank you for your service user.
You were sent to die for Zog, but I appreciate that was Cameron's error, not yours.

Don't be a fag, I drove a truck for 6 months for good pay.

So is Brexit happening or not?

Congratulations.

Can't see anything wrong with any of those names really. Some name that's aren't too common are Oswald, Enoch, Hermann.

But really see if you can persuade her about the regal names, before Harry marries that half-caste and regal names suddenly become "monique" and "tyrone".

>spending day after day driving around bombs that have been planted in the ground so that they can be removed
>not heroic
Pick one.

>Charlie
>Oscar

What about Mike, Victor and Juliet.

>>spending day after day driving around bombs that have been planted in the ground so that they can be removed

Need to clarify some realities here.

Me

Royal Engineer anti-IED tour training:
trained in all modern aspects of anti IED training
Taught on 3 types of IED detector
Valon- Standard metal detector
Horn- Detectors voids in ground (highly effective/easy to use)
>Whitebait- detects residual electricity in IEDs (highly effective/hard to use)
Royal Engineer herrick tour:
>issue a mastiff 2 PE, tailoired to take IED blasts

Infantry

Trained to shoot guns
Anti IED training
>Pure Valon
if you dont know it cant find IEDs, you have utter faith
Infantry Herrick tour
>patrol daily on foot.

The best we can possibly hope for under Theresa May's grand scheme is that we "exit" the European Union but we still contribute towards the budget for a good few years, we still abide by customs union rules which put some of our industries at a disadvantage, we will still likely have to accept some migrants, our citizens can still be subject to arrest warrant underneath the European Arrest Warrant, and the data that is minded by our draconian government is still shared with a foreign supranational organisation. If you call that sovereignty then you have a very creative use of the word. So that is the best we can possibly hope for, what will actually happen is something even less pleasing than this. In reality we will most likely still have to pay huge contributions to the EU for the pleasure of being part of the customs union, we will have to pay huge contributions to have access to the single market, we will still have a huge amount of immigration and all the EU laws that are automatically drafted into our legal system will only be very slowly picked through and the ones we don't like removed, if they are at all.

Any powers we get back on immigration are likely not to be used because the people in charge of our country have shown no intent on working to bring it down to a sensible level, Theresa May for example was home secretary for 6 years and despite promises to bring immigration down actually oversaw unprecedented levels, even more so than under the Blair government, and this a government that calls it's self conservative. She was able to control the people coming in who were non-eu but chose not to.

Not to mention that European Union sympathisers within our own government will be keeping their negotiators briefed on our side of the negotiations, so there is little chance of a good deal.

That post doesn't make the job sound any less interesting or dangerous, quite the opposite.

I agree with you almost entirely.

People seem to forget what the anti-EU vote means

It dosen't mean anti-immigration

It dosen't mean anti-protectisn

It dosen't mean anything in reality.

All it means is that siverign law making power is now in parliament rather than the European council.

My point was my whole job was anti-IED, and people assume I am in danger of IEDs (#1 killer of brits in afghan) because of that, where in realoty, the MoD makes cuts on training and equipments, making anti-IED the safest job in afghan.

If you've steped on a bomb, you're safer if you know you've stepped on a bomb. And you're even safer still if you're in a truck designed to disperse bomb blasts.

My issue is the MoD activley saw infantry die to save costs.

LibDems and UKIP will be the 2 main parties before 2019

This country ain't big enough for the two of us sunshine

Prepare to be MILKED

>People seem to forget what the anti-EU vote means
>It dosen't mean anti-immigration
>It dosen't mean anti-protectisn
>It dosen't mean anything in reality.

I don't know whether this was your intention or not, but you sound like a salty Guardian commentor midway through insisting the referrendum result should ve nullified.

*LEGALLY*, yes, the anti-EU vote just means Parliament is to become sovreign over all matters immigration and trade and it is under no obligation to steer British policy away from EU policy.

But the prevailing reason people voted Leave is "Pakis Out!" and everyone knows it, so if the government wants to maintain its majority it better fucking change immigration policy to "Pakis Out!"

All I am saying is that we having nothing in stone, and as much as may is willing to present paper models... her masonry is still in debate.

I am pro-leave, but I have little faith.

>My issue is the MoD activley saw infantry die to save costs.

I wish that would surprise me but for some reason it doesn't. I'm glad you made it out.

Labour will do poorly in the next election, presuming that Jeremy Corbyn is still leader, and so will the Conservatives depending on how well they manage to spin the faux brexit to the voting public. What one of the big deciding factors will be in my opinion is how the people who would have voted for Labour and the Conservatives split their vote. If there is a constituency that is just for example voted in 2015 47% Labour 43% Conservative, 10% UKIP, and 10% of the people who would have voted Labour decide to vote for UKIP, but only 5% of the people who voted Conservative decide to vote for UKIP, then UKIP would have made a huge gain but ultimately the winner would be the Conservatives.

>"Pakis Out!"
Not so sure desu, it's an element, but no where near 52% of the population.

I think the big winning argument was the idea of 'control' that was put forward, allowing people to project whatever they fucking wanted onto it. I think Mays """"plan"""" broadly aligns with that argument.

Hey guys, heh. This British girl is sucking my dick as we speak. Why do they all love the Yankee?

British slags just love sucking cock m8, I don't think it's a Yankee thing.
Get yourself tested afterwards, too.

Foreigners out.

>but no where near 52% of the population.

I'm willing to bet it's more
This country is actually quite conservative it's just the government fucked everyone over
I bet if the public were in power they'd reinstate the death penalty or something

>I wish that would surprise me but for some reason it doesn't. I'm glad you made it out.

Like I said, my job was high profile so we has the tope gear, despite being in minimal contact with IEDs.

money saving no doubt.

People dying costs a press release costs hundred X amount, 100% ground issued equipment, maybe billions.

Like I said, my job was high profile, so O had it easy

How did this cunt ever get in as PM? She gives awful speeches, still on about "Muh globalization..." Someone needs to fetch the rope...

Is every motherfucker in here a name fag now? You rits talk about Americans being White trash...you're the worst on the fucling...you want a "name," great, go to leddit. all it takes in one fucking faggot and if people don't harass and ignore him, eventually literally everyone in thread is a name fag. It's like the fucking DM comment section in here.

>I bet if the public were in power they'd reinstate the death penalty or something
They would, and they'd slash welfare and immigration too. But I don't think anything over 15% of the population are genuinely bigoted in a hateful way. The number of 'casual racists' is likely quite high though, but they're not exactly in favour of reving up the gas chambers.

Her opposition were all assassinated

No.
>54% of Britons support ‘changing the law to allow same-sex couples to marry’.
yougov.co.uk/news/2013/05/20/voters-back-same-sex-marriage/

>The NatCen British Social Attitudes Report found 48% of the 2,878 people it surveyed were in favour of capital punishment.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32061822

>Survey finds that percentage of population wanting ban on abortion has fallen from 12% in 2005 to 7% today
theguardian.com/world/2013/feb/12/anti-abortion-feelings-declining

The Jew's work has not been fruitless.

I guess the media told you it was a vote against globalisation.

You might want to go to the facebook comment sections on BBC articles. You'll fit in well with the rest of the "UNELECTED!!!!" shouting tripe.

we don't vote for the party leader, we vote for the party only.

May specifically?

Toey party members had a vote, but all her competition dropped out.

>polls

Take in mind all the non-internet-savvy oldies that don't vote on these things

Why haven't we torched Westminster yet?

My grandmother votes labour (out of a 40 yer habit) and couldn't name the party leader.

You need to listen to the content of the speech, not the waffly padding designed to bulk it out and reassure the markets.

But they can weight the age range accordingly, I haven't looked into the marginals of each poll but even assuming that the internet savvy people didn't vote in them, they would have to be massively disproportionately conservative for it to have any effect on making the reality more liberal. Most internet savvy people as you put it tend to be younger, and as we know younger people tend to be more liberal.

Labour are being led by lenin-lite.

Tories are completely detached from any British person. Or any human for that matter.

Tories are just currently popular in the polls because the OUT voters have no one else to cling onto as UKIP are repairing themselves.

>My grandmother votes labour (out of a 40 yer habit) and couldn't name the party leader.
Describes a lot of Labour voters.

>tfw no karen to spoil

>guess where I live

>1 post by this ID

>tfw no isle of Mann gf

What even happens there bongs

motorbikes.

>Isabel Hardman on Stoke and the ABSOLUTE STATE of Labour
spectator.co.uk/2017/01/in-labours-old-heartlands-mps-are-staring-into-the-abyss/

>‘The only thing that is propping up the party is a social norm, and if that cracks, then it becomes a snowball, and that’s what happened in Scotland’

>you will never live in the cotswolds

Just cuck my shit up familia

HOW CAN LIMEYS EVEN COMPETE?

Mohammad. Mo for short.

Holy fuck that's comfy

>tfw will never live in a comfy countryside estate with your beautiful upper class posh english wife

We used to larp as English aristocrats before we got btfo by the eternal yankee

I'd fugg sophie

My Nans the same, though she knows who Corban is.

Its ridiculous she knows labour is full of shit, she even says as much but she said: "I can't stop voting labour out of habit."

She likes Theresa May though. Says she has: "A good feeling about her".

Why are they the part of the population who vote most?

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Oswald

No one?

How much does one cost

>so if the government wants to maintain its majority it better fucking change immigration policy to "Pakis Out!"
Not really. Most of this country is irrelevant and didn't see a recovery, but still voted for them in 2015 because ED MILIBAND AND THE SNP WILL EAT YOUR DOG

Probably a fair bit

This one looks straight out of the 11th century