Men with tiny balls make better fathers
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No shit, because parenting is mostly a woman's job and men are supposed to be out raiding for the welfare of their wives and children.
Tfw when I want to be a father, but women are repulsed by me
So what does it mean if my balls are huge as fuck?
The key thing to note here is that "parenting skills" in the modern context don't mean discipline or teaching valuable skills. Women feed and clean the children. Men are there to train them. And feminine men would fail at the latter.
I've known plenty of low T beta males who cheated on their wives and didn't give a fuck about their kids.
Most "family men" that I know are big dudes who work in the trades. Never looked at their balls, bit they are definitely high T
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So if I inject myself with steroids I'll be a great dad?
It means the Jews fear you
this
>small balls linked to low T
? Is this true?
My balls are average but they're almost always tight and pulled up. They're only dropped when I'm sleeping or somethings relaxed. If I get even the smallest amount of boner they pull back up tight. Is this some kind of evolutionary trait for the cold I'm Cro-magnon as fuck.
That bad feel when no woman is trustworthy and you just want to be a family man
Get gud.
It means you shapeshift into a boar when the time comes to vanquish your foes.
You should suck their balls and see if they're big or not.
lower your standards faggot
What about men with smaller penises?
>eunuchs are servile and better equipped for feminine roles than virile males
Not exactly news, mate
surely you meant to say stepfathers
>kek'd
this is me, I always wonder if it's completely normal, not normal but not dangerous or is a sign of a hernia or terminal ball retraction disorder or something
They don't have kids anymore.
My balls are like 2 large eggs no joke. I'm gonna be a great fucking dad mark my words.
It's almost like people with similar values (or lack thereof) tend to be compatible
Then fix what is repulsive. If you cannot even fashion an ideal self, how can you create your ideal life? Here's a tip. Women are most attracted to men who are borderline ugly. Get your hygiene and weight in order, get fit/muscle/bulk and go from there.
Do you have tight underwear by any chance?
appears so
This.
it means you have testicular cancer
im sorry
OP will be a great father then
boxer briefs generally, not tight but fitted
my ball are annoyingly big
I do, is that what causes it? Can it be fixed?
Same as
I've had a hernia actually. Don't worry - my balls were big and swollen and that's how I knew something was wrong. Then they were big and swollen for months after the surgery.
Bull fucking shit
I know cause reasons
What's the point of this article? Are they implying that women should take ball size into consideration when choosing their husbands? Are they saying that big balled men aren't husband material?
this is literally everyone
If you already have children, yeppers! Otherwise, you'll be infertile caring for some other man's child.
Me too bro. At least they don't get in the way.
Parenting is not a skill, it's menial labor. that's why women do it
I know a guy, his left nut is like 5 inches long due to a horrific football accident. His friends called him BLT for big left testicle. Thing was grotesque.
This is idiotic reasoning. Women prefer masculine males when most fertile. The low T males being great fathers is just them being more likely to be cucked and raise children that aren't theirs
You've never been measured on a date?
>small balled men have better parenting skills
What are a fathers ((((parenting skills)))) in this current year?
>inb4 its exactly what a woman does but worse becuz men r dum n not in touch w/ feelz
I'm sure you'll be wonderful raising your wife's children.
How big are your testes?
Mine is 2.25" long, 1.25" wide
t.single mother child
Thats why you are fucked up.
anyone else want those saggy balls you can swing around? my balls really never do that. i feel like nut sucking would be better if they did
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Well that explains black people.
This.
Always be on the lookout for these vagueries. This headline much more likely tells us, if anything at all, that men with tiny balls are better at acting like women.
Mothers nurture infants into children
Fathers raise children into adults
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mine do that when it's hot enough for me to need to be in my underwear around the house
BABY HANGING LOWER THAN THE BALLS, GOD DAMN IT
Damn, my dad must've had hell putting his pants on then.
Don't let this article infect you, like all the other ones about penis size and facial hair.
The thing about women is that 'average' to them is the top 20% of all men. This is unchecked, hypergamous female nature in the purest form. When they say men these days have 'small balls,' 'no facial hair', or 'less than average' penis size, they're using a retarded scale they just thought up.
Example: Had an ex who gave me head for the very first time in my life. I'm about 7.25 inches long, and while she had it in her mouth i asked her how big she thought i was. I was in the top 25% or so, so she told me 11 inches. 11 FUCKING inches.
Women are retarded, stop listening to them and do what you do best in life.
Saggy balls are annoying as fuck. Why do you want a sweaty nut suck always sticking to your leg and getting all sweaty? It's nothing but a hindrance desu.
lel, kill your father
Define "parenting skills".
My balls are bigger than I would like them to be, and I consider myself better than my wife at keeping my child safe, educated and entertain.
But I can't deal with childish crap, or when children try to manipulate adults or get away with bad behaviour and thats ok "because they are children".
GODDAMNIT GOOD FUGGIN MORNIN HERE
REMINDER IF YOUR DICK DON'T HANG LOWER THAN YOUR BALLS, YOU'RE A BAD FUCKIN' FATHER
RIGHT BABE?
YEP
They're not the fathers though.
nope
the study was for BABIES between 1 and 2. All those "skils" for that age is like changing diapers and feeding them. That's just labor. It barely has anything to do with parenting.
Fathers are for discipline, and learning to achieve goals. I doubt any study can be conclusive on something as over arching as that.
This "study" is plain useless bluepill horseshit.
Fucking this. Just read their criteria for "good parent".
>A study has revealed that men with larger-than-average testes are also less likely than other men to show an interest in the skills and effort of child rearing, such as changing nappies or bathing a child
>Never looked at their balls
Nice blog faggot
lel
General reinforcment of the narrative : virility = bad.
With the traditional Proven-by-"studies"® seal of quality.
No. I had a blood test a couple of months ago and had high T. Doctor actually wanted me to go see an endocrinologist because of it. And my balls are small imo. But then again I don't really stare at other dudes nut sacks
AHH what the fuck?!
Can't.
[spoiler]He's a deadbeat. Last saw him when I was five.[/spoiler]
I...I'm sorry, Daequan.
Testosterone isn't the only hormone males or females need for fertility. Both need androgen.
This thread isn't about fertility, burger. It's about balls, test and child rearing. Not child conception.
Gays have larger penises apparently
>dem feet
pls be loli.
Uncut>cut>lowhangers>raisinettes>dick size
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Come again?
It affects post secondary sex organs such as stomach hair, pubic hair, etc. Its going to affect your ball size too.
>gets called out
>moves goal posts
You tricky goy
He's right though. strawpoll.me
This. I'm about the same size, every woman I've been ith thought I as at least 9.
kek
He can be right all he wants but he was still off-topic in his original post and then moved the goal posts to not look retarded
Answer the poll you queer
>a leaf wants to know about my cock and balls
yeah, nah
You're in the fucken thread. And there's no cock or balls to speak of given your replies
What if I've got a tiny pecker with massive nuts?
Now I feel bad. Don't worry senpai, just find a nice girl and it'll all workout.
How the fuck do you measure parenting skills?
i don't buy it. this is some femalejew tactic.
It means you're descended from sluts.
No joke. It's a common mammalian trait. Mammals, or even lineages, that are promiscuous, produce males with large testicles. This is because the sluts are getting so much cum dumped in them that physical displacement of a rival's semen becomes a competitive trait in procreation.
This is why rats and bonobos have giant balls, but gorillas and lions have small balls.
I, too, am in the gigantic nuts club.
I think you meant 7.25 cm. They're on the same ruler. Common mistake.
Apparently, by taking a measurement of the testicles. Have you not been paying attention? Jesus, user, keep up.
Cock is about same length of balls. Uncut. 6.5"
i learn something new here everyday.
wtf I love steroids now
Noice. That wasnt so hard was it. Also confirmed for no babby balls. Congrats. No babby anything really. Based uncut. And no dicklet
Keep in mind, it's also that the males were dumping cum into a bunch if sluts and displacing rival semen.
small balls and 4.8 inch dick here, i kinda prefer to be alone sometimes im cheerful and care about feelings but how ever, 2d>3d sorry folks its just how it is
>implying roids make you a better dad
>implying /fit/ and zyzz should raise your children
>implying the testicle jew will reduce your Sup Forums browsing
>shiggy diggy 2017
What a crock of shit. I have big bals and I am very hands on with my two. Also, chinks are terrible parents.
Sorry, Leeroy. At least you have chicken.