AUS/POL/ Glorious Melbourne edition

G'day lads. Just enjoying the cool Melbourne weather. I hope the rest of you non-Victorian cunts are sweltering. That's what you get for being racist bogans.

And now the news.

>Centrelink staff told not to fix mistakes in debt notices – whistleblower

theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/jan/19/centrelink-staff-told-not-to-fix-mistakes-in-debt-notices-whistleblower

>Your Metadata Isn't Private Personal Information, Federal Court Decides

gizmodo.com.au/2017/01/your-metadata-isnt-private-personal-information-federal-court-decides/

>Centrelink systematically ripping off clients: whistleblower

canberratimes.com.au/national/public-service/centrelink-systematically-ripping-off-clients-whistleblower-20170118-gtu8vi.html

>Apex gang members face deportation

news.com.au/national/breaking-news/apex-gang-members-face-deportation/news-story/81ce6f4f34d25f7b533283bc7abf02f0

>High immigration masks Australian economic decline

abc.net.au/news/2017-01-19/high-immigration-masks-australian-economic-decline/8193628

Looks like the LNP and the other major parties are all too keen to sell us out, huh cunts? Looks like they're dead set on turning this place into a jewed totalitarian shithole.

Better vote for One Nation, you dumb cunts, or you're a traitorous cunt. Hopefully they will be less of a cunt then the current two major parties.

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news.com.au/finance/real-estate/buying/one-in-five-homeowners-will-struggle-with-rate-rise-of-less-than-05/news-story/9ce9a93aa5facfb5f1ff51c3ce36c192
abc.net.au/news/2017-01-19/bega-buys-vegemite-mondelez/8193268
abc.net.au/news/2017-01-19/nsw-premier-mike-baird-announces-retirement/8193362
news.com.au/finance/work/careers/nation-of-dropouts-university-completion-rates-drop-to-a-new-low/news-story/1265f4d9872db263694aaa74f815c432
abc.net.au/news/2017-01-19/millennials-urged-to-consider-investing-in-shares-not-houses/8192008
news.com.au/national/breaking-news/apex-gang-members-face-deportation/news-story/81ce6f4f34d25f7b533283bc7abf02f0
onenation.com.au/volunteer
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Fuck up mate

My thread is tops cunt.
You're probably a dumb cunt Greens or Labor voter.

Kill yourself.

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Come on cunts lets get some political discussion going so we can meme Queen Pauline into power and then we can ask her to gas the kike Turnbull.

Bumping to gas the Jewish LNP.
Bumping to gas the socialist Labor
Bumping to gas the communist Greens

We've become such a bunch of little bitches that we can't suffer a recession in order to make things better down the track.

Recessions used to happen all the time pre 2000. Now everyone puts the economee at number 1 so the politicians can only import 400k shitskins a year and keep things going as they've been for the last 20 years.

Aussies are all fuckin shit cunts unless they vote Pauline.

>You're probably a dumb cunt Greens or Labor voter.
Lib detected.
Fuck up cunt!

Yeah I agree cunt, I saw an article saying that if interest rates rose even 0.5 percent most house owners would be BTFO

The economy here seems to be cliff walking n shiet. Soon to fall. Hopefully for a no debt cunt like me who can buy some boomers properties for pennies on the dollar.

news.com.au/finance/real-estate/buying/one-in-five-homeowners-will-struggle-with-rate-rise-of-less-than-05/news-story/9ce9a93aa5facfb5f1ff51c3ce36c192

You stupid cunt, did you even read the OP?
I support One Nation. Fucking dumb cunt who can't even read. What the fuck, why are you such an idiot?

abc.net.au/news/2017-01-19/bega-buys-vegemite-mondelez/8193268
VEGEMITE IS AUSSIE OWNED AGAIN CUNTS

When will this heatwave end lads?

I'm dying here
Haven't been able to sleep at night, only at like 5 in the morning is it cool enough for me to sleep

Considering it's consistently Melbourne that votes the Greens into parliament, you're the most likely Greens voter here.

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yea nah this thread is shite

>LEAF INVASION
HON HON HON

>he doesn't live in Melbourne.
Just enjoying a cool 19 here.

Wrong cunt, I voted One Nation. I am determined to unpozz Melbourne by out breeding all of the shit skins with Aryan children. What the fuck have you done to retake glorious Aussie clay from the Muslims and Sudanese?

Fuck off cunt

Dumb cunt probably doesn't even take notice of the issues that affect your country. Why the fuck are you such an ignorant cunt?

Actually, Aussie women prefer big emu cock than little leaf weenies

yea naaaahhh get fucked cunt
your thread is shithouse, stop linking it

No cunt, this is where the political discussion happens so we can enact change vs this kike government.
Are you some kind of LNPIDF or something?

>>Apex gang members face deportation
THEY HAVE TO GO BACK REEEEEEE

Yeah it makes me sick m8. Everyone's parading about like it's all good and the whole economee relies on importing shitskins like stink, selling houses to rich gooks, and borrowing fuck tonnes of money just for a standard house.

Fuckin gay cunts in this joint.

Which political party is gonna make housing prices the backbone of their nationalistic theme?

Godam all these parties suck, yes One Nation sucks.

Yeah cunt, I want it to come down so I can watch boomers cry. Even better will be the cunts who managed to get onto the properly ladder at a young age for extremely inflated prices. If it all comes down, I'm gonna get a fucking apartment building and own the fuck out of it. I might rent exclusively to aus/pol/ cus I'm sure their Cennobux will always be on time.

Dunno mate. None of them really give a shit about the housing problem for us young cunts, but I haven't done much research into the matter as I'm currently concerned with the immigration issue, which ON seems to address. Not sure about their housing affordability policies, however. Would be nice if Queen Pauline did something if she got in.

MIKE BAIRD IS RETIRING
>MIKE BAIRD IS RETIRING
MIKE BAIRD IS RETIRING
>MIKE BAIRD IS RETIRING


abc.net.au/news/2017-01-19/nsw-premier-mike-baird-announces-retirement/8193362

Do Kangaroo Niggers not have air conditioning?

Did you guys see that report about a third of Australian undergraduate students not finishing their courses?

We do, he's just a soft cunt.

Does that really surprise you? They included people who transfer courses in that statistic, and a fucking shitton transfer between courses

It's not like unis care since someone re-taking a course means more money for them. Same reason they get so many international students - they have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for the same shit natives get much cheaper, and the chinese students do it because in china they believe that the more expensive a course is, the better it is

t. work for uni

>Cunt

Yup does not surprise me at all seeing class size get halved after 1st year.

Also so close to finishing but lost passion for my course and now want to get into finance instead.

Should've waited an extra year or two before committing to uni.

Does this mean we get a new government soon? I want to go to the fucking polls already and boot the LNP out for Queen Pauline
news.com.au/finance/work/careers/nation-of-dropouts-university-completion-rates-drop-to-a-new-low/news-story/1265f4d9872db263694aaa74f815c432

Article is funny as fuck. How the fuck can you fail uni when you have centrelink n shit to help you? Partying too much? being a lazy cunt?

I knew a cunt who was just at uni for the Cennolink. He just kept failing over and over and over. Pathetic.

All those HECS fees too. I reckon cunts who drop out should have to repay their HECS fee cus it's not like they're ever going to get a job being the useless cunts that they are.

Mfw boomers have to get back into the job market and find that two degrees and 40 years of experience doesn't matter shit any more while they serve customers and mop floors with no overtime for $21.30 an hour to pay $500 a week rent on a three room shithole a two hour bus trip away, then have the retards in Canberra on the news tell them they're just 'irresponsible savers' and need to earn more.

Haven't you got a white woman to defend from ravenous nigger hordes?

Pic related: African native

Fucking boomers mate. I swear to fuck they have no fucking clue what is going on with their kids.
They got a house on the cheap back in the day, as well as being able to land a simple cunt job that pays well.

It's not the same, we've been fucked over so hard, yet there isn't enough anger in the youth around here. Too busy burning the flag, being a dumb cunt lefty or smashing Tinder sluts.

Where the fuck are the young, political Australians who aren't fucking communist-lites?

>tfw i'm the white woman

If anyone is not voting for One Nation, I'd like to know who for instead and why?

abc.net.au/news/2017-01-19/millennials-urged-to-consider-investing-in-shares-not-houses/8192008

This article here cunts fucking disgusted me
Cunts are basically saying
>Oh goy, houses too expensive???
>why not just invest in the stock market?


Because I can really fucking live in my share portfolio
Fucking dumb cunt boomers holy fuck

cunt

>Partying too much? being a lazy cunt?
Both of these
I did a programming degree and I hear a lot of the normie students complain about one of the subject coordinators who "marked too harshly" because he had written an automated system that rejects assignment submissions if you write shitty code (poor formatting, overly long methods etc)

He was one of my favorite teachers but lots of people hated him because he actually had standards

I know a lot of people who don't care about anything more than passing - but when they set their standard that low, it's equally possible that they won't even reach that goal because they lack any motivation and never learn the content

Either working their asses off with a trade or balancing part time work and a decent Uni course and coming home exhausted af after a long commute on a train filled with PoC too tired to be angry

I'm voting for the greens because they are going to gib me dole

I'm not that impressed with Pauline so far she's said nothing about immigration whilst she's been in power. Hopefully this year she'll start demanding stuff.

Man, if you think that's bad. I did journalism, which is fucking piss easy. Yet there were morons who had the fucking gall to try to get late submissions in and shit. They failed thankfully, but yeah. Dumb cunts everywhere. Uni's need to tighten standards abit.

I think it'd scare dumb cunts off if you drop out of uni you have to pay the HECS debt back as you'll never get a good enough job to pay it back their way.

New years on swanston street. Full of somalian monkeys. Actually felt disgusted, why can't they go back to their own shithole instead of fucking up everything, and they always hang out in giant packs.

Who did you vote for at the last election?

Why the fuck would you go to university if you had a thousand other commitments? That's jsut fuckling stupid.

Soon brother, soon.

>Apex gang members face deportation

news.com.au/national/breaking-news/apex-gang-members-face-deportation/news-story/81ce6f4f34d25f7b533283bc7abf02f0

From what Ive seen the young, political Australians are all the androgynous pink haired socialist alternative queers that think che guevara was a genius. For the most part, 99% of anyone under 30 can barely tell the difference between the political parties and doesn't want to, there is gross ignorance and a spectacular unwillingness to change it because as far as they're concerned shit's kinda alright and they can afford netflix and a gram of shard every 3 weeks; everything else is background noise.

Most of the ones getting deported are Maoris with gun charges against them

Your average Sudanese gang member won't be deported any time soon

> They included people who transfer courses in that statistic, and a fucking shitton transfer between courses

That really does make it misleading, especially when they're framing it as some kind of mass abuse of HECS. I know a bunch of people who have transferred to a different course after just a single semester. In some cases they're able to credit units they completed as part of their first course into their second.

It would be more interesting to see how many people begin a course and then fail to finish any degree in that six-year period.

Why do you need a degree to journalism exactly... People before you didn't need a degree they just worked at it learnt the trade from work experience. Now you can get a degree with 0 work experience and "if" you get a job they'll just teach you the way they want it to be done and most of your degree was irrelevant except you get a free enslavement debt :^)

Fucking Socialist Alternative.
I'm a conservative living in Melbourne, I'm literally in enemy territory.

Will retake though. Many aryan children.

They're tightening it up so any immigrant who commits crime gets the boot back to their shit hole country. Not just niggers.

>Uni's need to tighten standards abit.
You seem mistaken into believing unis care about quality of education more than money

If they raised standards, they'd have less students and therefore less money. They don't want that.

Our university industry is run like businesses, not houses of education. Same as america, but not as expensive (unless you're an international)

I hear stories of international students who copy all of their work then don't understand why they got 0, and others who fail a subject and try to appeal the grade but write the appeal email in chinese. Some of these international students don't even understand english at a functioning level, but they still come here for education purely because of the reputation and the prestige of doing a high cost degree in australia. And unis are more than happy to accept them because it means more money. They can fail a subject and retake it as many times as they like because the uni gets tens of thousands every time

Fuck the Libs
Fuck Labor
Fuck the Greens

Next election I'm voting every other cunt before them cunts.

When it comes to Sudanese cunts though, most are 'refugees' and there is a higher threshold before deportation compared to your average Maori who is just a visitor or someone else on a temporary visa

Yeah, I know. It's a fucking joke. But apparently you need the shiny piece of paper to get a job in the media here. Luckily for me, I realized how cancerous the media here was and opted for a job in marketing instead. Lucky the degree (which is really just a glorified communications degree) transfers decently into that field.

>inb4 stem

too dumb, sorry.

Traitors before enemies mate.

Liberals, because I was apathetic to politics and ever since coming /pol I didn't realize how oblivious (bluepilled) on our political state. I won't be making that mistake again.

Or nepotism. That;s another way to break into the cuck media here. The industry has been dying in the ass for years and there are very few actual entry level "journalist" positions going.

Well at least you've learnt

It's a fucked system, desu. Especially when those cunts push the uni meme hard, then get to harvest endless HECS bux from the government.

1. One Nation
2. Lib dems
???

Dead last
LNP
Labor
Greens

This. They're fucking painfully retarded and wilfully so. Just check out reddit Australia or whirlpool. I'd love to king hit a lot of them.

Errr house prices suck
Errr employers are cunts and want 10 years experience for a junior job
Errrr gotta have 2 million immigrants a year or else hitler.

Errr.

I want to join LDP or ON. What happens if you join a party? Do you go to meetings and shit?

Yeah cunt, campaigning and shit.
Good look if you wanna get into politics later on too I suppose.

I wanna be a politician in my wildest dreams, then I could be a NEET for the rest of my life with unlimited tax payer dimes to spend.

If you're good enough you can run for a seat. If not they'll probably want you to put leaflets in letterboxes and hang there like a sack of shit on election day handing them out.

I'm thinking of running as in independent

Here ya go cunt

onenation.com.au/volunteer

As long as you're Sup Forums tier and not a communist I'll put you as a preference.

The sector doesn't even make us that much money. I think it's about 10bn. Our GDP is about 1.6 trillion.

So we're whoring our unis for 10bn and so a whole heap of arts degree faggots can get their degree cheaper when really they should just be heading straight for work at Kmart.

I said, fuck up mate. Noones cares, cunt.

So it's not just about unis making money it's about sticking gooks into apartments and them spending their money at big corp.

Well the tertiary educators make a lot of money.

Fuck up you drunk cunt go and swill on your mothers piss for a lil longer fag

You mean professors and the like? I think they get about 150k. Not that great if you've got a phd in stem or something difficult.

I think nepotism is a given for most jobs in general. A connection/ network is more important then a piece paper, but Uni's will rarely tell you this but they do give you great opportunities to network i'll give them that.

Does someone have a link to that Sup Forums VB ad?

take a year off and work. I took 12months off during my bachelors best thing I ever did

Fuck off that British shite, cunt.

>tfw was an autist pothead loner during all of my uni
>tfw journalism requires a fuckload of connections

At least I got HD's for my Alex Jones tier stories?

Which is what should happening in real life, this "higher" education meme is a joke. University is where you went for very specific things such as medicine, engineering etc in which you would study by doing research and actually working for the university and may or may not actually become a professor. not high school 2.0

Absolutely. A know a dude who studied journalism at university and immediately after graduating got a job at the local paper in my town, which his parents both just happen to work at.

And the guy writes these articles where he says things that are factually wrong and can be proven so with 10 seconds googling the subject matter. Journalism school taught him how to research like a champion.

yfw One Nation gets more seats than the greens next election

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>tfw no journalist parents to get me a comfy writing job at some paper in some small fucking town

At least copywriting is somewhat in demand

Like that one user said. We'll be able to say the greens party is more radical than one nation.

We get in a lot of trouble if we're caught doing shit like that.

Well, those bloody kiwi birds pecked your dicks off long before your women came over here mate.

Based yankee
Corrupt the minds of those innocent Afghans/shitskins

streuth cunt pull ya head in

well it's already spit apart with some full-blown commie faction

I tell this to my family now, that the greens are equally 'extreme' as ON and probably moreso

Im surprised they would've given you high marks writing in a way that is not leftist biased.

But since you are capable of high levels of journalistic work, did it ever occur to you to try and run your own small business or you didn't want to take the risk?

fuck off cunt, go bang your head against that fucken 2000 year old wall.

Australia is a juden free area.
With the exception of our Prime Minister, of course.

Fuck off oven dodger.

SA are in every single university. going to University of Queensland soon and they are there too,probs gonna throws eggs at their room when they are having a meeting.