Call me a sheepshagger one more time-

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Sheepfucker

>Australia with measles

>Implying you're even fast enough to catch a sheep

Go fuck a lamb you kiwinigger

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M8 take it easy. How about this, go have a smoke it will calm you down. Oh wait I forgot just one pack will bankrupt you. AHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Bologna cake you uncultured swine

Layered bologna cake with mayonnaise and mustard frosting

>t. sheepshagger

How does a New Zealander find a sheep in tall grass?
>Very pleasing

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sheepshagger sheepshagger SHEEPSHAGGER

*blam*

Daily reminder that Pavlova, flat whites, and ANZAC biscuits are and always will be Australian; and that Trevor Chappell did nothing wrong.

DESU I actually love your country. Probably the most beautiful countryside in the world. Some of your people didn't like me I guess because I'm an American or mabye the were just rude.

what you gonna do ?

NZ looks pretty on pictures.

But man, thought of living there sounds 2spooky4me.

I mean, it's not close to anything really. And it's surrounded only by the ocean.

It's like being in space tbch

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>pavlova stealing intensifies

STOP!!!!!!

They have us. What more could they need?

for

Sheep rapist.

I mean, yes, but still, it's like 2K kms from Sidney to Auckland.

That's like, what 3hrs on a plane?

Okay, but 2K kms is still a big distance

4u