Tfw too intelligent to own guns

>tfw too intelligent to own guns

>tfw to inteligent for peace fetishism

who needs guns when you have the MIND CONTROL ability

>tfw to strong to own guns

>tfw to intelligent too not get raped and killed in my own home

Don't which is better, this one or the one where his brain is both the bed and the girl.

Dat Messi

Great fucking head!

It'll be an easier target for my assault spork you grubby nothing

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>that nose
Are you sure about that?

OY VEY! WE WERE SO CAREFUL!

>nearly impossible to miss a headshot

THE GOYIM KNOW

Argentina trying to steal a line like it was an island

This is what bongs actually believe

>Guns are bad, just rely on the police
>The police are bad, they shouldn't have guns
This is the situation in your country and this is what is happening in mine. I'm never going to rely on anyone other than myself to protect me or my family.
Also, my family isnt made up of a bunch of retards. They don't touch my guns. I touch my guns, sometimes sexually, but never idiotically.

>Muh suicide

Or I don't know he could kill himself with a fucking toaster

>Oh just got a bath
>Increases chances of drowning by 100%
Theres something I couldn't do before now whoops step on a rake and thats me dead

SHUT IT DOWN! NOW!

>shoot sectoid commander
>grunt's head explode
bravo super advanced alien species

>tfw too intelligent to get murdered by a sub intelligence nigger

When I read shit like this it's obvious why Europe is being invaded. These people had any sense of self preservation bred out of them completely.

LMAO THAT HAIRLINE

>This is the situation in your country
My country has a murder rate that's only 1/4 yours.

the difference is that toasters and rakes are actually useful.

>lose lottery
>out a few dollars

>someone breaks into your home
>potentially lose life/family member/hard earned property

>tfw too inteligent to make these myself

>When I read shit like this it's obvious why Europe is being invaded.
America has a much higher proportion of minorities and a much higher murder rate than any European country.

What exactly is it that your guns are supposed to be doing for you?

le epic bantz

tfw to intelligent to bogpost

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>My country has a murder rate that's only 1/4 yours.
And would you look at that, your country has 1/4 the population
>the difference is that toasters and rakes are actually useful.
Guns are useful, for killing niggers trying to hurt you

Y u so obseßed tho?

This board goes to shit when us Americans are sleeping.


T minus 3 hours until Sup Forums is great again

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dear god I hope this is a deliberate troll.

Do you know what a "rate" is?

>Tfw to intelligent too not be a cuck

It must be so troubling to understand the basic concepts of preparedness and self defense, I'm surprised you have the courage to post here

>tfw to intelligent for sex

Accidents suicides and murders are all preventable though

Accidents: don't handle your gun like a tard
Suicides: don't be suicidal
Murders: don't murder anybody

I can't control Tyrone who decided to rob my house, that's what the gun is for.

Yeah, didn't think about it.
Regardless, you stating your murder rate isn't an argument. That murder rate could have less to do with the amount of guns and a lot more to do with the amount of subhuman shitskins that are borderline retarded. Your country is only 2% black, ours is 13%. There's statistics about the black murder rate as well, so you cant say the black population and our increased murder rate isn't at least a little bit related.

>tfw too intelligent to wear men's jeans

>tfw too intelligent for basic risk management

>complaining about people not managing their risks
Rich hearing that coming from the island under perpetual threat of lethal fauna and flora.

People don't manage their health, yet we let them continue to be a drain on society, people don't manage their money yet we allow them to continue to spend it frivolously on shit. No one here has yet to make an argument against firearm ownership other than they are scarred to have the power to defend themselves, or they're "surprised" that people can be incompetent when it comes to living their lives.

>Rich hearing that coming from the island under perpetual threat of lethal fauna and flora.
I live on a dangerous as fuck island in a town at the edge of a desert. I'm alive and well. I feel like I'm managing my risks pretty well city boy

>No one here has yet to make an argument against firearm ownership
How about everything here
>people can be incompetent when it comes to living their lives
Agreed. People are that reliably incompetent that it is actually safer not to own a gun. Risk management faggot

if your chance of suiciding yourself is .00002% multiplying that x22 or even 100 doesn't make a significant increace in chances.

How about if its 5%

>People are that reliably incompetent that it is actually safer not to own a gun
Sounds like it's more of an intelligence problem than a gun problem. Remove or educate the idiots, and the problem is solved. Do not restrict that rights of the majority beucase some people are stupid.

Pretty sure i don't kill myself ever 20th day

Like it or not the idiots are the majority. Accidents happen more often than niggers breaking into your house

maths and a half

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. I'm not restricting myself because someone lacks common sense. None of my guns have ever killed anybody, well, in my possession that is. Most of them are 30+ years old and 4 of them are over 100.

me2

>Play stupid games win/lose stupid prizes
I think we agree. Personally I'm enjoying living, so I'll resist the urge for the stupid prizes

Nice hivemind

This has to be a joke. Intelligent people accept the facts of life without any naive idealism.

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>No gun
>Call cop racist pigs
>Intelligence

Nothing to see here other than more passive agressive bitching.

Cuckmind

>tfw dont know the OP sauce

>Implying Police is everywhere all the time
Neck yourself bong

Self preservation is a necessary step of natural selection.

>ß

Kek

That's brain cancer, m'lad.

I prefer this one honestly

Lol

Guns change you from a subject to a citizen.

ti

>America has a much higher proportion of minorities and a much higher murder rate than any European country.
It's almost like there a connection between those two things.

>its not an unsourced infographic if I identify as a comic
teehee

This one is good. I used to play chess with myself
>tfw too intelligent to play with other kids

>tfw to intelligent to live in the material world

It's called a strong Anglo-Saxon nose.