"Daddy's busy doing President stuff wanna hang out and watch netflix or something user?"

>"Daddy's busy doing President stuff wanna hang out and watch netflix or something user?"
Wat do Sup Forums?

Let's go furniture shopping!

>all that makeup

No thanks

buy her uggs and laptop
and sage this shitty thread

we can watch some american dad episodes

yeah, sure

put a bag in her head
fuck her right in the pussy

Too skinny.
If i fuck her too hard she might break in half.
Eat a fucking sandwich Tiffany.

I would piss on her

Only if your sister Ivanka is around

Sure, but I got all this energy I need to burn first. Want to come help me out with that first?

>Not looking Tiffany right in her retarded face while you fuck her

>tfw no american dad on netflix germany
>tfw family guy instead

kek

does she have FAS?

>

Underrated

Yeah sure, let's smoke some, watch a documentary, and have unprotected sexual intercourse for the purpose of procreation.

c'mon guy, let's ride my boat

>tfw you will never comfort a crying Tiffany Trump

there's something endearing about girls who are on that line between hideous and decent looking, it's like her body aspired to greatness but fell flat on its face.

>tfw American Dad introduced a lot of people in the US to Das Boot

Oh my jej

Pop that pussy, you pussy

>ywn toss Jared Kushner tied up and gagged in the corner of a dark room, and force him to watch as you proceed to rape Ivanka, watching the pained expression form in his kike face as Ivanka bites her lip and curls her feet, becoming a slave to your big aryan cock, mind breaking her with your got-goo.

Feelsbadman

Great movie.

fuck outta here kiddo
>and bring me your sister

Anyone else have an irrational fear of falling on flags like that and being impaled?

That and master and commander, choice

No.

I am busy doing business stuff.

who the fuck is she anyway?

skip the cartoons lets play plant the flag post

No. I have to defeat the guardians in the 7th level of the endless paths

you pick the only bad picture of her

why is that picture bad?

Is she made of plastic?

I want to motorboat her chicks ;3

haha no
lets use your credentials to hang around trump and trump tower