98.5% of users with a united kingdom id on Sup Forums live in a small village in south wales, near cardiff

>98.5% of users with a united kingdom id on Sup Forums live in a small village in south wales, near cardiff

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ABERTAWE!!!!!!!!!

>the remaining 1.5% are scottish, and five englishmen, one of them being the admin of god save our gracious meme facebook page

m8, did u just dox urself?

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Here here.

Tal-y-bont

Ffs sake don't tell them about that, they'll all turn up

CAERPHILLY

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

Aberystwyth

I live in a whole different country though

Pen-y-lan

>94.7% of users with a Netherlandds id on Sup Forums are autistic and jumble english letters during their autist spasms. ie. koilioop deiokp niuol haap

>tow you're Welsh but live in England so you're technically an immigrant and the saes cunts can't deport you

I shit in the water you drink, you English fucks

The rural western/northern areas around Swansea are GOAT, let no-one tell you otherwise. Stay the fuck out of the valleys in the east though
Pontardawe has an amazing chipy called Charlos.

76% of statistics on Sup Forums are made up 52% of the time

Won't the sons of glyndwr set me on fire or throw leeks at me?

Ceredigion 'ma bois.

Also:
>South Wales
>Welsh

You wish you half english fucking mongrels.

Can confirm

yes oh great anglo

fake news. it's clearly much higher than that.

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I live between Leeds/Bradford
gfys

Pontypridd scum here

Port Talbot here.

My oxygen tank is running low, but I haven't renewed my breathing licence.

>Pobl o Ceredigion sy'n gallwch siarad yng cymraeg : 57%
>Pobl o Abertawe sy'n gallwch siarad yng cymraeg : 18%

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Is it true that you guys fuck goats? Or is that a mainlander lie

>Do you guys fuck goats
We fuck sheep burger, Mohammed fucks goats
>On the mainland
Wales bar Anglesey is on the mainland you mong

Fair enough sea-nigger.

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Pontypridd representing

My ex-girlfriend is from Bridgend and still lives there. She's dating a megachad now and it breaks my heart.

Pontypridd bros represent

>Pontypridd

It's called sheep shagging and it's part of their culture.

Where abouts? Just north of Sardis Road here.

What's it like in Aberystwyth? I heard it's really comfy, unlike living in Llantrisant where it just rains and is cold

Llantrisant

22st?

Daily reminder that you aren't Welsh unless you were unsquared by a girl named:

>Angharad
>Eirwen
>Eleri
>Ffion
>Cariad
>Mari
>Carys
>Nia
>Haf
>Rhiannon

Mold, near Wrexham here

kek

That's not Pontypridd m8. I used to play rugby against the "black army" all the time kek, you ever play for them?

lmao, had some crazy fun nights in pontypridd. Otley Arms still there? used to love it.

Had a local come up to my black friend and ask him if he was selling any coke. my puzzled friend said why would he be selling coke? the guy goes, "don't take any offense mate, just asked cause ur black". He then later offered us a couple of lines, and we were singing bob marley songs loudly with a bunch of strangers after the pubs closed. good fucking times. miss pontypridd

pridd pridd ekekekekke I left but it was comfy, a bit grey and run down but comfy.

How did you obtain this info?

>Wrexham
>Mold
>Welsh

Liverpudlian pls go.

It's in Pontypridd constituency and yes, my dad used to be Captain for them. I know most the players too, they're awful, you ever heard of a guy with the Last name Pemberton? really retarded

SIR BENFRO

Heh... Wales
Let's see. White, Celtic, comfy... Not bad, not bad at all.
But we can do better than that.

You'd best leave, Mate.

wew lad

Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau.

cymru am byth

Nowadays everyone is up Soul Suite it's not the same as mad nights in Ponty.

ANGLO'D AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

sut mae?

I'm in that area, closer to Bradford though

Nope, sorry. Not really familiar with anyone there. How old are you? 23 here.

All of them are Aussies living in London.

Can confirm this is the anthem of Wales.
youtube.com/watch?v=hOm8uv22e2U

tfw

18
Also I hate driving through Pontypridd cause I get flashbacks of my driving test fails cause of idiots in white vans

No more drunk fights and arrests at the end of every night? pls don't change ponty

Also you ever heard of Andrew Biggie Morris? He's like the face of pontypridd

31 here, no wonder I'm the only real welsh speaker present.

Llantwat Major here.

BLACKWOOD

Is Charlotte Church a man?

ti'n siarad Cymraeg?

Yeah the roundabout can fuck you up and the hill starts are a nightmare. I had a few mates down at Pant school, is that near you? Last time I drove past they were knocking it down or something.

Holy shit how did you know. You do know that Canadians are 100% British and therefore 100% white I really love the queen and the bongs on the tele I love me some football mate you focking wanker. Also I just got a warning about shitposting some how

Yeah I went to Y Pant it's being knocked down and some mates said they're doing an asbestos check to finalize it, I left it before they even started the building thank fuck.

>awgrymu fod hynny'n wyr

Pwllheli, gogledd Cymru.

Is it true that every Welshman looks like Alex Jones or is it just a meme?

the fuk

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

He's a fucking idiot but he's actually a really sound guy in person. He does facebook videos getting like millions of views.

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Not really, we tend to be rather short and black haired, Like a mix between Frodo and Gimli.

who /glamorgan/ here

I snogged that bird at a disco in cathays when I was 16. She was pissed as a fart and tasted of peach schnapps.

>ti'n siarad Cymraeg?
negyddol
Only know a couple of words through the senpai who are welsh. I'm actually English but obvs with some welsh in me. Best of both worlds. No Scottish or Irish AFAIK thank god.

If the Great Heathen Army invaded the East coast of England and raped and settled the people there and Wales is on the furthest West coast then wouldn't the Welsh technically be the MOST English you possibly could be?

The proto-Anglo, untouched by Nordic blood.

the rest are the pakis that make up 200% of british shitposts

Os nad wyt ti'n ymateb i'r bost yma gyda "beth yw'r amser, mr blaidd?" fe fyddwch eich mam yn marw yn ei gwsg henno.

Yes we are essentially the purest of ancient Briton blood.

Beth yw'r amswer, mr Blaidd?

Friendly reminder that

>Brit
rhymes with
>shit

Oh ok that is fine.

There were evacuations that happened when that army arrived, Wales provided safe haven before that though when the Iceni attacked the Romans.

The most English is probably Cumbrians or Cornish.

>UCuk
What did he mean by this?

Also that doesn't look like any welsh I've seen??

Some historians think the Welsh get their relatively swarthy appearance (dark often curly hair, short stature, etc) from early immigration from Spain at some point.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silures

Friendly reminder that

>German
rhymes with
>fucking worthless nigger

Be seeing you.

I SAID BETH YW'R AMSWER MISTER BLAIDD?

Isit butt? Whooose coat is this Jahket?

Has either of you seen Brad's ford? Some tea leaf nicked it last week and he's right miffed about it.

I forgot what happens next to be honest. I know I'm supposed to spin around and say something and chase you but I don't know what.