Just American Things

Post things people can't understand unless they're American or post things American that you don't understand and we'll explain them.

Paying a fine or your property taxes in pennies.

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Tipping.

Which one?

>Just American things
Okay. Getting so fat that you can't even walk yourself while you're oppressing third world countries that could use that food. You also have high tech phones and computers that was made with slavery. Please die.

>Implying there's anything wrong with oppressing shitskins

We got everything and more europoors will never have

>federal reserve waging war against middle eastern countries over gold backed currencies
>Wal-Mart
>freedom fries
>totally not controlled opposition prezidant
:^)
>biggest military
>bestest millatery
>an we also have 24hr mcdonalds

losing parts of your benis, of course

Having a country that might not exist

The sexual one (not the porn kind, but cutting off benis)

Feels good to be recognized. We really don't give a fuck just because some people suffer to make our lives better.

Why is this garbage a best seller in the world? Its tastes like shit, it looks like shit and its expensive.

Cows.

>while oppressing 3rd world countries that could use the food

OK perfect example of how people don't understand how Americans think. You think that and we think that third world people should fix their own shit and not get a handout. Also many Americans will eat half their food then throw it away.
Why?
Because they paid for it so why not?

We realize that waiting tables is one of the few jobs a single mom can make a good bit of money at. Also we can buy preferential treatment at our favorite places with big tipping. The servers ALWAYS remember the big tippers and you can be treated like a king. But you pay for the pleasure.

Why are most Americans circumcised, its a Jewish thing...

Speaking English. Supporting yourself. Being responsible for your safety. Working upwards based on merit.

Having states with the GDP of entire nations

Big macs taste great, fuck off toothpaste.

Nah it taste like ass, you burgers have no taste.

Fast food is trash reserved for degenerates.

>what is population density

>Being the ONE country making sure (((they))) are and will forever be in control.
Thanks america.

I don't know if Europoors drink soda or not so here is a pic

Unemployed Nokia factory worker

Cause it is shit and tastes like shit yet it's addicting. It's great drunk food, I never eat it unless I'm drunk off my ass.
Crazy religious conservatives that were too crazy for normie catholics.

Greenland are you even allowed to have a flag? I thought the Danes ran your shit.

I love when smug people try to pay off a ~$100 fine in all pennies. While YES it is legal tender and must be accepted, the place of business or government entity also has the right to demand that you deliver it to them in rolls. It's always spergs that try this and they flip out when they realize they can't just bring in a big box of pennies or jar.

Circumcision is dropping in the US. Most people are getting like a halfie or none at all these days.

McDonalds is only #1 due to number of locations. Places like Chick-fil-a make much more money per location.

>mfw I live in AZ

Gas chamber when?

Carbonated drinks do exist in places other than America, I mean Fanta is from Nazi Germany soooo it clearly exists here it's not the dark ages

I don't know, ask the Danes–pretty sure they have a need to be proud of themselves by now (haven'y seen them in a while)

pressing one for english

The love Americans have for football/basketball/baseball today. The entire stadium is all aging white people while all the players are black or imported. The Green Bay game was on and I think only the quarter back was American.

>Post things people can't understand unless they're American

Why would I just walk right by this 10/10 mega-babe without saying a word and never think twice about it?

Am I a coward? Not really, I've talked up a few 10/10's in my day.

Am I a faggot? Nope.

Am I asexual? Not at all, I do have sex, with multiple partners.

So why would I ignore this woman? Because in America we know that having a superhot girlfriend is extremely overrated. The first thing you stop noticing is how hot she is. The first thing you start noticing after that is that because she's so hot, she has not been forced to develop other characteristics much more important to male-female relationships - loyalty, for example, or even being an adequate conversationalist.

Also, since she is American, we know going in that she holds ALL the legal cards. We've all got friends who have been screwed over by women and are paying child support, alimony, etc., living in cheap apartments while she keeps the house, driving a beater because you're making her car payment, and so on and so on ad infinitum.

So we just walk on by. Cya, babe.

Is Fanta Sup Forums approved?

Clapping at the end of a film or when the pilot lands the plane

This feel

Hate us cause they aint us
You wish you had the luxuries we do, you jealous nigger

>Clapping at the end of a film or when the pilot lands the plane

lol doesn't everyone do that?

McDonald's only thrives because it's cheap food for poor people. Most people I know, including myself would never unironically eat there for the taste.

>>an we also have 24hr mcdonalds
Mine closes at 10

Dude don't trigger me.

Another confusion about how we think. The Romans brought the beasts and people of the world to die in their Colosseum. We do the same. It is our right due to our wealth to have the best from the entire world entertain us.

>implying the third world needs more food
Feeding them is what's creating the problems to begin with. At least American's get fat instead of making eight children that they can't feet

Why are Hispanics so fine .. The white race is doomed

How is it expensive? You can get 100 mcnuggets for 20 bucks

>Clapping at the end of a film or when the pilot lands the plane

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with us, but I think this is caused by the same thing as tipping. It's just assholes trying to prove how polite they are by one-upping everyone else. Same phsychology that's caused tips to increase from 5% if you felt like it to over 20% expected or your waitress gets bitchy.

Europe, come fix us. We'll give you guns in exchange.

>you burgers have no taste.
>mixing your bland northern burgers with your succulent southern burgers
Don't group us all together, man. That's racist, yakno.

>10/10 mega-babe
Pic not related?

>drinking the carbonated jew

Are you living in the same country as me? You really think people don't hit on qt women to the point it drives them batshit crazy?

It's only expensive in your country because it's a foreign item and you have a lot of regulations on food, food handling, and wages.

>literally thrown out

with what, a trebuchet?

damn....

>Most people I know, including myself would never unironically eat there for the taste.

I agree, but the last time my friend brought me an EggMcMuffin it was fucking delicious, and the canadian bacon, egg, cheese, and muffin were real food I'm pretty sure.

One of my favorite commercials ever

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Africa needs more Jews to sterilize them

>overthinking shit this fucking hard
It is because we like to be loud, user. It is really that simple.

That os unacceptable. Write to your local congressman or woman RIGHT NOW. We can't Americans being treated like that are in some third world country like Ghana or Canada

Out of all the fast food, mcdonald's is still king.

>tfw I've done this before
The only difference is we're both men and it was in the woods on his uncle's ranch.

>how to get a job at Golden Corral

The breakfast stuff isn't bad, everything else is horrible

Why do you shart publicly (Walmart etc)?

Why are you guys doing this everyday?

>the more technical roles are filled by whites
>the simpler roles are filled by blacks
Really makes me think.

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"I am a living man protected by natural law and I have the right to forage for food when I am hungry... You are trying to create a fictitious, fraudulent action."

trolling the state with pseudo law bullshit

I unironically started teared up a bit.

The hate sustains us. Thank you so much for this. :)

I now want this.

FREEDOM FUCKING USELESS KEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course they do - young guys who don't know any better hit on them all the time. It's only AFTER you've been in a relationship with a couple of them that you start dating...lesser women - women who have actually been forced to develop a personality because they're not automatically the center of attention everywhere they go.

I absolutely encourage young guys to go out and get that fine, shaved, perfect pink pussy. You never learn until you learn.

I went to the movies as a kid and no one fucking clapped. This is a newer phenomenon. The only thing that might have made us louder is more minorities, so I guess it's possible.

Says mohammed

I love to see american women getting blacked. Makes my dick hard

...

This might sound autistic but by paying in pennies he actually paid more since any penny made before 1983(?) has more copper and is worth more than a penny.

weird. I teared up a bit too.

Walmart shoppers are not people. They are a slave class that exists only to drink soda, eat fast food, and funnel welfare to the elite producing cheap consumer goods. Everyone in every Walmart could be culled, and the IQ of the country would jump by 20 points.

>butthurt passive-aggressive American pays taxes in pennies
>wow fascinating, so cultural
Everybody already knows about Americuck "culture" from your TV shows so this thread would be a failure even on r/int/ where it belongs.

bunch of pussies

Other countries don't have garbage disposals?

>having the m92 pap on there
>not the DRACO
lmao

They a primitive savages. They do not have the modern luxuries us burgers enjoy

Why do faggots on this board feel the need to prove they know what a trebuchet is, like the fifth time in a month I've seen the word used unnecessarily. Just say catapult you fucking nerd.

Yeah right? the USA MUST become more diverse to get rid of rascism once for all... :)))

underrated

Apparently not, but I do think we should start calling them destructosinks

You're not invited to the next Crusade.

How many muslims are in my country? please tell me

Why not this?

I didn't know other countries didn't have garbage disposals.

I'm going to start clapping after I use mine now.

For real though. Do yuros not have garbage disposals?

Those people are hideous

What the fuck is wrong with their eyes? Are they from Innsmouth?

if you play certain games, it's not a pretentious word anymore.

>post things American that you don't understand
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Incentive for better service, if the server doesn't hit minimum wage then they will get paid by their employers. Tipping keeps employees from being rude and also incentivises them to do better for more money.

nobody finds black women attractive for the most part, not even black men

yuropoors btfo

Don't forget the tip jar

>harry forearms
Typical coalburner

more than sweden, cuck