>Be you, walking along
>Suddenly, Xe blocks your path
What do you do?
>Be you, walking along
>Suddenly, Xe blocks your path
What do you do?
I go around, I don't think it can turn
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Punch it in the face
Start playing the Pokéflute.
Mind my own business because i am obviously in America and thats just their culture.
Laugh.
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is that one of those ultra beasts?
360 and walk back out
Ask for the stay puff mans autograph
Eat a salad.
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Do a 360 and slowly moon walk away.
I give a little juke and watch it fold a hip trying to maneuver.
Dude, you're never gonna put out that fire.
>plagiarizing a joke from /r/Sup Forums
South Africa
>White people fuck
Yeah but no one's fucking that land whale
lay flat so it can't pick me up, like the monster of camp jellyjam
i don't think i could wait for it's smell to overcome it, though, it likely has an immunity
>wonder who wrote fuck white people on my tent
unleash my skelegate army against it
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What's xer name, Sup Forums?
One big push would send that fat mother fucker to the ground it would take him so long to get up that he can easily be kicked in the teeth etc.
start running and jump on her to see if Ill bouce or if she moves at all
It probably changes every 5 minutes, so who really cares