What is the craziest conspiracy you've heard of, Sup Forums?

What is the craziest conspiracy you've heard of, Sup Forums?

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Niggers being a different form of human.

I don't buy it.

That Sup Forums actually took the blue pill and Liberals are actually red pilled.

That's your mom isn't a whore.

I heard someone once say that they didn't agree with the idea that "Men are better than women"

Fucking insanity

Close toed shoes being a Jewish trick.

Serbs = White

that muslims are tolerant and niggers are intelligent

The Holocaust really happened.

The Bogdanov affair

That Canadians are stupid.

the holocaust

Term Conspiracy Theory, is used to undermine opinions which do not fit the narrative.

When you put two things togather like, refugees are flooding Europe because of welfare and alians probed my daughter and now shes psycic, makes both statemens feel like stupid.

Trees don't exist.

that OP is actually a heterosexual pretending to be a massive jizz guzzler

Angelica is really just imagining all the other babies who were either aborted or killed

I once read some facebook comments about how black people are the reason behind global warming

because their skin absorbs the light rays due to them being black, while our white skin reflects it back

pizzagate is about as crazy and delusional as it gets.

Mandela Effect

Sauce faggot. I love big tits

its truth hittler

Christianity

Kill yourself, john.

Can't choose between reptioloids and flat earth

Seconded

its carmen hayes

Wtf.


Please explain.

Keep digging, Mike.

good answer kid fucker

That the Abrahamic god "Yahweh" is actually a hyper-dimensional city-sized horror, and the LHC was designed to bring it into our reality.

Yup, that's a crazy one.

Trump is actually a hologram created by the CIA and not real. That is why he isn't assassinated, because he isn't real.

ding ding ding ding Pizza is ready James

There is no basement

What is her name?

Wish I screenshotted it, basically a big thread about people believing that closed toe shoes were intended to slowly make white men less agile and crush their feet over time, and OP encouraged everyone to get those faggy shoes with the toe sockets, or go barefoot.

OP was probably a troll, but people believed him.

That Canadians are not stupid.

Because its true or ?

That Sup Forums is satire.

You forgot your mom's name, don't be silly

chinese lay eggs, think about it there are so many chinese people but we have never seen a pregnant chinese woman

This is my favourite because you can enjoy it with normies too and new stuff keeps coming up.

Close second: flat earth because it's hilarious and there's a lot of great content out there about it. Also very easy to argue for.

Honorable mention: No Forest on Flat Earth. This one is incredible but sadly not a lot of great content out there about it. Would like to see more poorly edited infographics pls

>t. recruiter

Pizzagate is a CTR false flag designed to make Sup Forums look stupider, and you are a shill employed by them

that god isn't real

flat earth

that explains alot

That New Zealand exists

Holy shit user you are onto something here #chinkslayeggsgate

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Jews are aliens from another planet.

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youtube.com/watch?v=HbXj2OGXFjI

everybody who appears on tv on a regular basis takes part in some type of occult worship.

Reptilians!!!

No you r

Is there anything new on flat earth? I love those documentaries. There was one where the guy was wondering why don't airplanes fly off into space if the earth is round. Fucking hilarious.

And the "no forest" theory is either created by an insane person or a 10/10 troll.

Nintendo started naming their pokemon games in such a way that they "inadvertently" bring up porn when searched.

DP for diamond pearl, black and white, xy, and now s&m.

They do this so children find it and associate their earliest sexual memories to pokemon. This makes them lifelong consumers on a primal level, and is why lucario is a furry icon while mewtwo and zangoose are to a far lesser degree.

One of the craziest theories out there is that Traps are gay and that fapping to them is gay.

That CTR is 4 or 5 levels deep, supporting both sides.

>CTR shills blindly endores Liberal bullshit
>causing alt-right shills to go full-triggered, making them look bad
>causing normie libs to go full-triggered, making them look bad

and so on, so forth. It's amusing notion but I honestly don't think anybody on here is smart enough to play that sort of 4-dimensional mega-chess and get away with it.

Kinda disappointed she didn't lactate.

The Despair Code

I'll do you one better

>We're actually Lumerians from Atlantis
>Hebrews are actually another interdimensional humanoid that failed evolution the first time and now they're here to help us

>youtu.be/xSY6on-M9Vw

>theory

explain to us what the picture on the right means

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It's more or less impossible to choose. There are so many of them...

>9/11 Truth
>Holohoax
>Sandy Hook
>Pizzagate

And these are only the bigger and more well established ones. There seem to be about a million smaller ones.

>Christianity is a kike trick

It's normally people that haven't read the bible though. Either that or internet pagans.

Pancreas Denial Theory.

Yes its crazy but its true. Nobody has one, it's completely mythical.

I suggest you reflect on this before going down the road I have gone down.

Live comfortably thinking you have one I urge you. Only the strongest can stomach this truth.

I miss Carmen Hayes so much.her and Gianna were like 90% of my teenage nuts.

my god

Got a colleague at work that believes in this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow_Earth

He's a pretty based saffer though

Maybe not all of them. But abos in Australia are definetly not on the same evolutionary level as humans.

That the reason the Jews are so desperately trying for world domination is because they know the truth. The truth that the white man/western philosophy/something in our blood is absolutely superior and was proven long before what we even know as civilization. Almost as if the Jews are here as "guards" to keep us from the rest of the universe. They're terrified.

This was actually an incredibly serious conversation I had with someone once. It takes a while to really get into everything and, I'm not saying I 100% believe it, but it was enough to really make me think.

I also had a conversation with someone once that in order for someone to truly become a famous artist (doesn't matter the medium) they have to murder another famous artist before they are granted fame. That this is what drives the market. And I don't mean fleeting fame in the art world, I'm talking about legendary art and artists.

Both very strange conversations with relatively random people that left me pretty fucked up afterward.

dig this. I'm just starting to manufacture topographical flat earth 'globes' to separate some lunatics from their pay-checks. I'll post some pics here when I put the first one on eBay.

what?

>niggers are human
Wew lad that is a crazy conspiracy theory if I've ever seen one

Craziest?

That the elites are using magik to control and manipulate us while at the same time giving them more power.

Here's the full hour long video, part about Jews is about 6 or 7 minutes in

>youtu.be/U8NNHmV3QPw

Intentional sinking of the Titanic which was instead the Olympic, in order to get the insurance claim on the already damaged ship

dead cosmonauts theory

I agree that feet are built to function without shoes (look up how an in-shod foot functions), but anywhere outside of the tropics shoes are completely necessary.

Top kek, that's some high-level autism though.

This
youtube.com/watch?v=ioGxyeyuHco

that there is a jewish conspiracy to dominate the world.

that sounds actually rad

Can you not read mate? Even my sheep harem can read.

Pancreas = fake. Its not real. Have you seen one? No. There are some convincing fakes out there though.

Pancreas denial mate, its just the beginning.

>Jews
>Here to help
Pick one senpai, because a like helping a white is the craziest thing I've ever heard

That is not a conspiracy that is just flat out made up shit.

You just gave me a great short story idea. Thanks user.

nigs are human

The German deep state has been steadily working on instating the fourth Reich:
>biggest economy in Europe
>largest population in Europe
>enslave every European country in a monetary union that is pretty much just a EU-wide Deutsche Mark 2.0
>constantly sever ties with England because they wouldn't accept the Euro and too closely tied to the US
>Brexit has them gone for good
>Help de-stabilize the Middle East so the US and Russia focus their aggression on each other
>Engineer a "refugee" crisis to get the cucked German population to support nationalism/fascism again
It's almost too perfect.

The 1986 Nunavut Experiment. Look it up, bricks will be shat. The gist of it is probably why the West is getting so cucked today.

No planes on 9/11 hit the World Trade Center. The Pentagon is the common one, but there are people who believe that the planes on 9/11 were holograms and that explosives caused the holes to appear in the shape of a plane

this.
for two animals to not be the same species, their offspring must be sterile.
Other sub-species might be less or more of a certain trait but they're still human.

that people of all races/sexes are equal
crazy shit i know

That is wishful thinking not a conspiracy theory.

So crazy, it just might work.

Wtf, I am /Merkelmissile/ nao

That swedens and finnish are white

The Levant doesn't actually exist.

I'm on the fence. At one point of view they have a capabilities to be like a white man. On the other hand, look at their god damn genetics. Fat lips, big nose, dry as fuck skin, and little to no body hair.

>Only the strongest can stomach this truth.

Or "digest" it, amirite?

>Flat Earth.

forrests dont exist