Why is drumpf's coat so long?

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in case his dick slips out, it hangs to his knee. You know all those blacked threads around here? Ain't got nothing on Trump!
MAGA!

Because it's an overcoat.

Because Trump is an Ol' Slick Cat. The Overcoat is a requirement when the weather is appropriate.

Extra long suit jackets are a fashwave trend

More dramatic. Also to hide his magnum dong.

>this

Are you fucking retarded?

This is actually the worst post on pol ive ever seen desu

Soon

Churchill

That's something people who aren't complete plebs wear sometimes. Nothing you would understand.

He carries a shotgun...

MP5 10mm and 2 grenades.

because it's a...coat?

nice loadout

>this image is saved on your computer
>checks flag

You're supposed to wear an overcoat over your suit when it gets cold. That's proper.

>leftists in charge of knowing how formal wear works

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He's dual wielding Gen 4 glock 18's, a samurai sword, and a rolled up newspaper (to swat away filthy liberal flies)

Fat people think the coat hides the fat.

Or makes them look like a gentlemen, as pictured

Longer coats are coming back into style long with oversized silhouettes

Because it makes him look like a fucking boss.

Why is your dick so short?

this is basic city person dress

He tries hard to conceal his 300 liters oil barrel tier waist and fails miserably

No way a man that fat is healthy

Blonald Blumpf is probably overcompensating for something.

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to conceal the 3 katanas he has under there.

To hide his massive dick

its made of fag skin leather

faggot. that shit was funny

*teleports behind you*

because it looks badass

What you want him to wear a puffy north face, fucking nigger

keep ur mid-section and thighs warm in the cold nyc winter.

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only the best heroes get to wear cape

this

>why is drumpf's coat so long?

THIS!!