THE COMMUNIST PEOPLE'S REPUBIC OF MELBOURNE HAS WAGED FULL SCALE WAR AGAINST PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD TRUMP! I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE COMMUNIST PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF MELBOURNE HAS DECIDED TO WAGE WAR AGAINST THE INCOMING 45TH PRESIDENT FOR HIS HATEFUL RHETORIC AND FASCIST WAYS. THEY HAVE MADE A LIST OF DEMANDS WHICH MUST BE MET OTHERWISE THEY WILL BE FORCED TO ATTACK THE AMERICAN HOMELAND. HERE ARE THEIR DEMANDS:
- $20 TRILLION IN REPARATIONS MUST BE GRANTED TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICANS. THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE. IF NEED BE THE US WILL HAVE TO DEFAULT ON THE $20 TRILLION LOAN, BUT THIS MUST HAPPEN IN ORDER TO END WHITE SUPREMACY.
- THE US MUST ALSO ACCEPT ALL REFUGEES UNCONDITIONALLY IN AN EFFORT TO UNDO THE HATEFUL RHETORIC OF TRUMP AGAINST SAID REFUGEES
- ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS MUST BE GRANTED FULL CITIZENSHIP AND BE GIVEN A FREE HOUSE FOR UNDERGOING MUCH HARDSHIP AS ILLEGALS.
- COMRADE BERNIE SANDERS AND HIS TEAM MUST BE GIVEN FULL POWER AND CONTROL OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS IS ALSO NON-NEGOTIABLE AND MUST BE DONE WITHIN A 48 HR BASIS.
- ALL POLICE AND ARMY OFFICERS MUST GIVE THEIR WEAPONS TO AFRICAN-AMERICANS, LATINOS AND OTHER PERSECUTED MINORITIES IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN A BALANCE OF POWER.
- WHITE PEOPLE MUST COLLECTIVELY APOLOGIZE FOR SLAVERY, JIM CROW, COLONIALISM, IRAQ, WW1, WW2, ETC. ALSO THIS APOLOGY MUST BE BROADCAST WORLDWIDE.
- ALL CORPORATIONS MUST BE NATIONALIZED AND FORCED TO EMPLOY A REPRESENTATIVE AMOUNT OF MINORITIES. WE DEMAND THE CEOS OF APPLE, FACEBOOK, GOOGLE, LOCKHEED MARTIN, ETC. TO STEP DOWN AND GIVE THEIR POSITIONS TO BLACK WOMEN WHO HAVE SUFFERED GREATLY FROM ECONOMIC INEQUALITIES.
- WHITES WITH MORE THAN ONE HOUSE MUST GIVE THEIR SPARE HOUSE TO A FELLOW MINORITY.
- WHITES WITH MORE THAN ONE CAR MUST DONATE THE OTHER CARS TO THE GOVERNMENT OF COMRADE BERNIE SANDERS.
- FREE HEATHCARE, FREE COLLEGE, FREE GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERIES, FREE HOUSING AND FREE FOOD POLICIES MUST BE INSTITUTED IMMEDIATELY.
