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Are you upset that the best Bush is sick?
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Are you upset that the best Bush is sick?
I mean it says he's doing better.
Jimmy Carter is pretty healthy for his age and even underwent cancer treatment.
Death to Mr. NWO.
Fuck CIA agents.
illuminati has its perks
Please die
Wtf did he do exactly?
How is he a CIA agent? He was President. Leader of the CIA in other words.
>yfw Carter and Bush die tomorrow and Drumpf lives on
I'm just going to assume this is bait.
Hes a fucking cuck what else is new
Remember how John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both died exactly 50 years after America's independence? Kek has been with our nation since the beginning. Praise.
>be Jeb
>dream of presidency since childhood
>father becomes VP and then president
>big brother becomes governor of Texas and then president
>marry a runescape goblin and become governor of Florida
>bide time for over a decade preparing for presidential run
>by 2015 Fox news is already acting like Jeb is the nominee
>spend months creating an elaborate plan to take down his rival Scott Walker
>receive hundreds of millions of dollars in big money donations
>leads all of the polls dramatically during the first few months
>out of nowhere Donald Trump announces his candidacy
>suddenly Jeb's numbers tank
>Walker immediately drops out
>Trump publicly emasculates Jeb several times live on stage in front of the entire country
>insults his family
>insults his wife
>barely even qualifies for the debates
>guac bowls
>"please clap."
>literally resorts to asking personally people in drive thrus to vote for him
>gives out toy turtles he keeps in his pockets and starts to lose his mind
>Jeb lives eats breathes and shits Iowa and New Hampshire for an entire year spending tens of millions of dollars on advertising but comes nowhere close to finishing first
>mommy and big brother has to come help him try to win South Carolina
>mommy publicly says that Jeb isn't her favorite child
>once again come nowhere close to finishing first in carolina
>drop out of the race and become possibly the biggest embarrassment in American politics
>Trump wins the nomination
>Trump wins the presidency
>right before Trump takes office both Jeb's parents are hospitalized probably dying of disappointment
>Jeb's face when
I can't imagine how it is to be Jeb. There needs to be a Jeb! documentary like the Weiner one
Kek strikes again!
Forgot pic
hell be fine.
>best Bush
>he has accomplished more in one lifetime than all of /pol combined
I miss you Jeb.
>When your twists are still as shit as ever
I'd be sick too I had to be reminded JEB! was my son daily.
>mommy publicly says that Jeb isn't her favorite child
when did she say this?
good riddance
I hope that he chokes on his thousand points of light and new world order. That would be prudent at this juncture.
thats because hes fighting with himself everyday low-key knowing his son did 911
...and for all of that, he gets to decompose 6 feet under just like the rest of us.
>Bush
>Best
Pick one, shill
No, ever since I saw him in a wheelchair, I was expecting him to kick the bucket within the next few years. Surprised he's lasted this long, honestly. I don't dislike him or anything, but when you expect somebody to die soon every time you remember they exist, you kind of get desensitized to it.
Holy shit, you japs don't fuck around, going that hard on the poor guy it seems like he ate your dog or raped your dad or something.
His job was head of the CIA.
Like, before he was the Vice President.
No, I'm asking questions about things I don't know about. Are leafs against that?
Good riddance old kike lover
...
>Jeb! will possibly become an orphan tomorrow
>on the same day that his arch nemesis officially steals his dream job
Guys, I'm worried about Jeb. You don't think he'd actually.. y'know... an hero on us, do you?
Well?
>His job was head of the CIA.
Holy fuck.. I'm laughing my ass off at my dumbass self asking "he wuz president isnt dat like head of CIA??"
A bush? About to die? They never deserved power.
Jeb*
Carter boards a plane headed to DC.
Carter wins the health war. Bush is too sick to go lol
>Are you upset that the best Bush is sick?
Jeb Bush is not sick. Well, he is the sickest of all time, but in a good way.
He's always had such a weak smile.
After achieving all of his goals in his first four years, he chose not to seek a second term.
HOLY SHIT