First executive order

Digits confirm Trump's first executive order.

Universal concealed carry reciprocity

wall

double decker wall

kill all niggers

Execution of all minorities and gays according to (((them)))

Cripples & Reporters get burned on Tuesdays.

Anime is real

build it

Winrar

Well, shit.

Start diggin holes in water

Double winar

Big Mac, fries, and a Diet Coke.

I've waited a long time for this day.

wat does kek mean?

oh shit

it means lurk moar, fag

Kek confirms, anime will become real.

title IX nullified

Fugg, now trips? Quads will mean the cast of Hamilton gets hanged on the Mall.

Meme it!

Legalize killing anyone who identifies as a leftist

what did kek mean by this?

build death camp for mexicans

He will officially make obama care go away. Then replace it with almost the exact same thing but It will be bigger and better somehow and called trumpcare

make anime real

The wall becomes 10 feet higher

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LGBT youths will now be encouraged by public schools to stick metal objects into a toaster

This will be accompanied by mandatory student demonstrations.

CONFIRMED MOTHERFUCKER!

Universal concealed carry reciprocity

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I like you.

Death to white people.

Pizzagate is real, investigation begins

Praise Kek

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Order 66

All non-virginal women will be required by law to refer to their vaginas as "my filthy slut-hole"

The punishment for failing to do so is being sent to North Korea in a poorly maintainanced 60's-era NASA rocket.

> Canada making us build wall.

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Next executive order.

We do need a northern wall tbqh

Friends with russia day.

Trump will audit the fed and issue treasury notes
Then he'll roundhouse kick an attempted assasin

Welfare offices across the country will be permanently closed to anyone who claims to be descended from Egyptian pharaohs or kings.

They will also be mummified and buried alive alongside their ancestor, King Tut.

>You'd be in jail

NIGGERS WILL DIE

remove the canucks

PRAISE

He will execute order, 66

BUILD WALL

Reroll

>ID

eternal comfiness for all believers

Truly, I am blessed by Kek.

Outfuckingstanding

First exec order to make Putin President.

maybe there is hope for a good and loving waifu

>it's a trap
>ib4 rigged numerals
martial law

>hitler dindu nothing wrong
>kosovo is zergia

Moonman will become the United States official mascot.

He will also become the mascot of every American football team.

Except he isn't really a mascot. He's actually the real-life incarnation of Moonman.

Make batman gay

Reform patent office to allow production of free energy, legalize all drugs, disclosure of immortality and aliens.


This will all happen.

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Legal to kill Niggers

Invades Senegal and keeps Jammeh as the real president of gambia

That's more like it
Maybe declaring Taiwan a free NATO as well

fucking weeaboos

Praise be!

This user is a prophet of Kek!

Something related to the economy.

>free nation

>he gets trolled by anime on a Japanese Japanimation image forum

Everyone who opposes the Anime Reich will be involuntarily cast to star in a real-life cinema adaptation of Boku no Pico.

Tax returns are non-disclosure.

Russia becomes our new Greatest Ally

Trans Atlantic tunnel

In Russia, greatest ally becomes you!

All liberals will be required to wear small penis's on all clothing.

Trump is under psychic attack by reptilians, trying to reprogram him to fall in line with (((their))) agenda

Make me wake up 8 years ago and avoid killing my gf.

You need to take a fucking constitutional law class. Or at least wikipedia your retardation

Plot twist, he is a Russian plant and starts working Yeltsin-style

England, France, Italy leave the EU.

Germany elects AfD.

EU disbands

All the neg Russia vibes dissipate

China has a famine and massive die off

Modern day crusades

The popes resigns.

A meteor destroys Hawaii with a tidal wave.

Subsequent island volcanic activity finishes off anything else

The wall happens

Google caught in financial scandal
Investigation leads to spying and laundering for Israel

FBI becomes a powerhouse of honest and fair justice through misc appointments.

build wall around california

>Tfw liberals will all have to apply to Trumpcare

even: NK won't allow Trump to make first executive order due to fireworks

odd : releases moon landing documents proving it was a hoax

odd indeed

an ai gf in every home

>builds gallows

333 get

invasion of mehiko

hey user, that's a cool anaglyph pic

Trump will remove Sup Forums.

reroll

all niggers are gassed

fuk so close

Trump and Putin will meet for frozen yogurt and they will tweet a selfie to CNN on Twitter

shut down buzzfeed

be m ai gf