ITT thread, we go through civilization advances and say which race actually invented it, so as to make white people acknowledge their inferiority. Feel free to use the Civ advancement tree and wikipedia to guide this exercise. I'll start and samefag:
Agriculture and cities: Mesopotamia, Indus Valley, Yellow River, New Guinea, Central Mexico, Inca-land, Central US (Amerindian) and Sub-Saharan Africa, simultaneous.
>Crickets in Europe
Writing - Mesopotamia
Americans drew a dick on mars.
Alphabet - Phonecia
Writing is first found in eastern European caves, including the swastika and that Jew star, you Semite worshiping faggot
Ceremonial burial - Middle Eastern Neaderthals
Horsemanship - Mongolia, Khazakstan
Number system, mathematics, decimal system = India
Plastic surgery - India
>using electricity
>using a computer
>speaks English
>eats food from a refrigerator
>cooks it in a microwave
>talks oon a cell phone
>lives in the USA
fuck off you'd have NOTHING without whites and probably wouldn't even be alive as your grandparents would have died from some disease
First Iron Pillar and rustless smelting of Iron and first people to make steel (aka Damuscus Steel) - India
Prefabricated homes - India 1579
Almost every scientific advancement and invention - whites
Rulers/Scales - India 1500 BC
Weighing scales = India 2400 BC
Pooing in the street = India
Crescograph - India 20th Century
Europe: conquered them all and improved their shit.
Crucible steel - India 300 BC
Using hand to wipe instead of paper = India
Wootz Steel - India
Seemless celestial globe - India 1589
Designated pooping lanes
J Sharp:Visual J# programming language - India
Sending effluent into your only source of drinking water = India
Slavery, Asia.
Kojo (programming language) - India
Call Centres = India
Bathing in sewage
Carbon pigments and Inks - 4th Century BC - India
Iron and mercury coherer - 1899 - India
Here. Advancements have already been calculated
Refusing to bathe in anything but shitwater = India
Microwave Communication - 1895 - India
ez non complicated natural discoveries - NON- WHITE
space travel, chemistry, physics, modern medicine & technology - WHITE
Murty shearing interferometer - India
Electricity - Egyptians and Jews
Computer - Chinese
English - Indo-European, invented by Iranians (Urals)
Refrigeration - Chinese, Semites
>Microwave - fuck you honkey, I cook
USA - belongs to Amerindians
...
Has to Banter in English - 21st Century AD India.
Hang on that was a frenchman, not Indian
Mysorean rockets/First rocket in the world - 1780 - India
>The first public demonstration of microwave transmission was made by Jagadish Chandra Bose, in Calcutta, in 1895, two years before a similar demonstration by Marconi in England, and just a year after Oliver Lodge's commemorative lecture on Radio communication, following Hertz's death. Bose's revolutionary demonstration forms the foundation of the technology used in mobile telephony, radars, satellite communication, radios, television broadcast, WiFi, remote controls and countless other applications.
lol that's like me saying
>I invented a new knot
>rope inventor BTFO
Shampoo - 1762 - India
Anything pre-roman is almost certainly going to be nonwhite
youtube.com
But once you move into the 1500's onward, it's really hard to ignore the incredible dominance of European civilization. Especially in proportion to their numbers
Currency - Sumeria
>demonstration
That just means he was able to detect a signal from a distance, not speak through microwave communication
>Poo
India
Toe stirrup - 500 BCE - India
Saunas = Estonia
Pseudomonas putida - species of man made micro organism to break down crude oil - India
Industrial revolution - Anglos
Chess - 200 CE - India
Ludo, Snakes and Ladders, Suits - India
Buttons - 2000 BCE - India
Space flight - perfected by African women
Calico - 11th century - India
Carding devices - 2nd Century CE - India
soap - Celts.
Stolen by Vikings, romans.
>Electricity - Egyptians and Jews
When you're talking about the development of electricity as a theoretical and practical technology, you're going to find names like Maxwell, Tesla, Volt, Faraday....etc
Muslin cloth - India
>Black box flight recorder
>Spray-on skin (Medical)
>Electronic pacemaker
>Google Maps
>Medical application of penicillin
>Cochlear implant (bionic ear)
>Electric drill
>Winged keel
>Permaculture
>Wi-fi technology
>Ultrasound scanner
>Inflatable escape slide and raft
>Permanent-crease clothing
>Gardasil and Cervarix cancer vaccines
>Frazier lens
>Tank-bred tuna system
>Hills Hoist Clothes Rack
>Victa Lawn Mower
All Australian Inventions, thank me later poo-man
Yoga - India
Actually the first writing was found in the Danube river valley recently
shampoo in loo, yet no poo in loo
Conquered the descendants of all the faggots listed by OP - White people
Martial Arts - India
Shut up now. Read this
Cashmere wool - 3rd BCE - India
Peanut butter: Mesoamericans
Cotton cultivation - 5th Millennium BCE - India
Such brave women
Indigo dye - India
Jute cultivation - India
Sugar refinement - pre 647 CE - India
Conquered by the British - India
National hero was a pedophile - India
Washing floors with cow shit - India
Shit on streets - India
Inability to invade Pakistan - India (this was invented by India; all prior attempts at conquering Pakistan were successful)
Pooing in the loo - whites
You do realize that every invention your referring to was created long after the immigration of the Aryans into Indus Valley region, right?
Tjank you for the ability to shitpost whilst taking a shit.
A ability which i am utilizing right now.
First flush toilets in the world - India - 3300 BCE
Indoor plumbing and attached bathroom - India - 3300 BCE
All of these groundbreaking discoveries and you still couldn't figure out how to make a seat with a hole in it.
Seriously though, if you created all of this in the past, why are you still a third world shithole in 2017 AD?
Minus a couple of examples, which are really less than mind blowing.
AKS primality test - 2002 - India
and the only year.
Submarines - dutch
Finite Difference Interpolation - 665 CE - India
Stock market - Dutch
Algebraic abbreviations - 7th century - India
Fractional banking - Dutch
India is a fag, no sources. Probably reading off of a list he found on India fanboy site.
Pooing in the loo = India NEVER
Rolle's theorem - 1185 - India
Large scale water drainage - Dutch
>get a head-start
>still fall behind
what did nonwhites mean by this?
Modern land reclamation - Dutch
Kosambi-Karhunen-Loève theorem - India
Brahmagupta–Fibonacci identity - 668 CE - India
Fibonacci numbers - 700 A.D. - India
Why is it that Sup Forums brags about whites and their technological prowess, but ends up shitting on science every chance it gets?
>earth is flat
>global warming is a hoax
>vaccines cause autism
>peer reviewed study is wrong because I disagree with the conclusion
>muh degeneracy
