Dude global warming is real like, real xD

>dude global warming is real like, real xD

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>global temperature anomalies does not cause global weather anomalies

k

holy shit 37 years?!
mom get the camera

Is this the first successful use of "meme magic"

DONT YOU SEE THIS IS ALSO BAD, PAY UP GOYM WE HAVE TO SAVE THE SAND!!!

nasa.gov/feature/goddard/nasa-study-mass-gains-of-antarctic-ice-sheet-greater-than-losses

>ground is made out of a giant orange creamsicle

Take me away

Someone redpill me on why we shouldn't clean up the environment and lessen our dependence on non renewable resources

they call it climate change now m8

37 years isn't long senpai

You Fucking idiot that's not how it works.

>2016 highest average temperatures in 100 years, muh global warming

>something happened 37 years ago
>and then it happened again today
>this means my crackpot theory is real

Are sciencefags even trying?

If a dormant volcano erupts in the Pacific, does that prove Schrodinger's equation?

>Someone redpill me on why we shouldn't clean up the environment and lessen our dependence on non renewable resources

Because Exxon Mobile CEO said that global warming is not real.

by how much, 0.02 degrees C over last year?

surely we will all be destroyed within the decade

>Hey Citizen, let's clean up the environment and reduce our dependence on non-renewable resources
>great idea, how?
>REV UP THOSE TAXES

Try going back further than 18 fucking 80 now

Got a peak in 1910-1920 bolshevik revolution, then it drops, rise of adolf hitler. Jews get deported to israel, rising temperatures again, 1940-1945 big drop again, muh holoccaust, since 1950 temperatures are rising.

And yet Greenland, the North Pole and almost every glacier on Earth continues to melt, completely offsetting these tiny gains.

because correlation is not causation so why are you posting nonsense like that here?

neither has anything to do with global warming in any proven way.

Get with the times. It’s not called global warming anymore. It’s (((climate change))).

i'm not worried. we've already burned 1/2 of all the oil ever discovered... how much worse can it get?

>snowing in one of the hottest places on Earth

Hey Goys, you should stop producing greenhouse gases, it's destroying the planet with heat

t.scientific intellectuals

Uhhh, excuse me shitlord? My preferred gender pronoun is non-binary "climate-fluid" and you better remember it!

kek this is an interesting point

Kek

the desert is a desert because all of the water is frozen in the antarctic, they want to stop climate change because they want deserts to expand and all people from africa emigrate to europe

That's pretty cool.

Adversity creates room for real progression.

I'm in Chicago and this is the warmest winter of my life.

It's January and we had a fucking lightning storm yesterday. I have never seen that in my entire life...

Not saying it's global warming, but it's global warming

>still not understanding the difference between weather and climate

that's nice i miss the lightning storms

"fossil fuels = global warming" is mostly a hoax, but it's more about keeping the third world from developing to keep them from burning the last of that precious oil than protecting corporate profits...

that's just a cover story to keep libcucks from feeling bad about keeping 2/3 of the planet in third-world slums while they drive to Starbucks for a latte.

>extremely bizzare weather
>see I told you climate change isnt real

conservative """""""""science"""""""""""""""

also Chicago. wtf are you talking about? this week is nice but december was a fucking monster.

Not an argument.

>it's more about keeping the third world from developing to keep them from burning the last of that precious oil than protecting corporate profits
100% this

just like that congress guy who brought snow inside the senate, kek.

stupid.

>one freak instance while 2015, 2016 and 2017 have consecutively been the hottest years since they started measuring.

Dude. Global warming does not mean that the same effects occur at every spot on the globe. They are always talking about a rise in average temperature, they're not stating what that average should be based on. Some places will get extremely wet, so that changes the temperature, while some places become extremely dry, which also changes the temperature.

By a whole 2/100ths of a degree, with the measurements having a margin of error of 1/10th of a degree you analphabet mulatto.

false tho. its not nice to lie on the internet friendo.

December was just typical. Then it got really warm and started raining/storming in the middle of January.

The grass is fucking green dude. This shit is bizarre. Kinda freaking me out

...

I thought only i saw it.

It's the middle of January and it's +2C in Moscow.
The previous February was between 0C and +6C. Summers usually are between 20C and 30C, but last few summers had consistent temperatures up to +38C, melting shitty asphalt.
Such persistently warm weather is highly abnormal for this region.

Gee I wonder what would happen if it coutinues to warm at that rate. It's almost like the average global temperature would go up by a few degrees by the end of the century or something.

WE MUST PAY TAXES OR THE WORLD WILL MELT.

>Tell me, how will the taxes save the planet?

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Winter chan I love you,bring your blessings way down south so they don't come up my house may you protect europe and be the vanguard that drives shit skins away
冬ちゃん大好き!!ヨーロッパ守ってくれ!!

>What is El Niño

>1880

Global warming confuses me. Every five years or so the media in the Netherlands give us the same "If we don't do something holland will be gone in 10 years" bullshit. I remember being scared as fuck in 2006 when there was a commercial saying: "Now you are peacefully watching television, but in 10 years... you probably won't!" This was all followed by dramatic music and a badly computer generated map of NL flooding incredibly fast.

I really don't give a shit if it does (not that NASA hasn't been caught multiple times using inaccurate numbers).

>a ponctual event dismisses a general trend

yeah sure

Look we pay Carbon Taxes here.

We don't get told where the money goes or what its for except for "Oh they plant trees with it"

Its an obvious scam. These assholes will not stop until they have milked every last penny from us.

This is the cost of massive global governance.

I thought we had moved from global /warming/ to just general climate change

Im seeing it firsthand here because over the years there's been less and less snow on the ground during winter

Kind of bums me out, i like snow. It's pretty

>youtube.com/watch?v=FFZE7m-nhJA

Yeah. I had softball hail at 2 am this summer. I had sustained 90 mph winds with an ambient temp of 50 F last week. In January. In the winter time. In the Rocky Mountains. The climate changes. It always has.

Jews trying to monopolize world energy means and production

So by that theory, if Yellowstone, that caldera in Italy and a few large ones in Indonesia go off, we should be getting cool temps again

I thought it looked like kobe beef

Also, if you think compromising human advancement and putting us into the fucking stoneage for a few decades until green energy catches up with fossil fuels, you're out of your fucking mind. I for one welcome our warmer earth. Sure, the most impact greenhouse gases are methane and water, neither of which we have control over. Oh, and we have discovered a catalyst that can convert CO2 in the atmosphere into methanol fuel. But hey, let's implement a tax and set humanity back by decades because you're afraid some fucking polar bears are going to die.
Stop being indoctrinated ya fuck.

Nice wart on that thumb.

If Yellowstone goes of, you, me and the rest of the earasian shelf will get nuclear winter from all the ash in the athmosphere, but the burgers get NOTHING.

Greenland grew this year

I dont know about the others though

Which will also lead to a tax on beef, as methane is a more serious greenhouse gas than CO2.

>37 years

Geologically trivial

You are fucking retarded if that's how you view this issue

Oh, we definitely should but I dont want to be forced by some shitlord bureaucrat to pay some ridiculous Carbon Tax.

we lost our faith in her last winter, meanwhile she was just preparing for this year

Guys... so global warming is basically an over abundance of co2 in addition to the sun penetrating the atmosphere more. Trees and plants feed off of co2 and sunlight, which there is now more of. Global warming is green. Libs btfo

>but it's more about keeping the third world from developing to keep them from burning the last of that precious oil than protecting corporate profits
But the basedly ignore this hoax.
"Fossil fuels = global warming" is just another scheme to transfer industry to China.

We haven't been recording temperatures accurately for all that much longer, dumbass.

Oh, so its impossible to tell what the temperatures were like thousands of years ago?

Gotcha.

Time to claim the apocalypse is due in the next 5 years like every year.
This is why nobody takes climate change seriously.

Climate change is real. Global warming is a hoax.
Man-made climate change is propaganda.

>first time in 37 years

Bullshit, it snows there almost every winter. PIc related: that was last year.

Only retarded millenials think the Sahara is just "hot as hell", and not "cold as death at night".

Why does it seem like global warming is making is colder everywhere but Southern California where global warming is still working exactly as advertised.

70 degree """"""winters""""""

enjoy your carbon tax

>American education

God you lot are dumb cunts.

2015 summer was coldest and rainy summer in the European Russian for the like last 40 years...

go get hit by a car

we're the ones getting it

thanks to Trudeau

Frost?

>putting us into the fucking stoneage for a few decades until green energy catches up with fossil fuels,
Yeah nobody is really proposing that senpai. People are asking for a slow transition. Plenty of countries are already in that process and they haven't regressed to the Stone Age.

>Sure, the most impact greenhouse gases are methane and water,
We do have some control over methane. But CO2 is the problem because we adding so much every year and it takes over a century to get out of the atmosphere. Methane is gone in a few decades and it would be pretty hard to add more water to the atmosphere. Although our warming is actually doing that.

>I for one welcome our warmer earth.
It's not really about the Earth getting warmer
Lol it's about the Earth getting dryer (less precipitation) and the sea level rise.

>some fucking polar bears are going to die.
I really couldnt care less about polar bears. It's about the trillions of dollars of economic damage I care about

lmao
>i can disprove every sciece guy
>global warming means everything is hot
???

The precise temperature fluctuations? Yes you ignorant fuck

I hate filling into fear and shit. But oh my holy fuck. It's so cold here. I haven't felt this kind of cold in ages. Then again. Maybe I forgot

>hebrew exodus
What did they mean by this?

We should, but we can't

All the jobs related to oil? Hah, it's never going to happen. No politician is going to start that shit. You get a little of this and that, but never full blown, let's go make the world better.

And why should it be politicians in the first place. If people are so worried about the environment, why don't they all drive Tesla's and stop eating meat? People always expect the government to fix their fucking shit, but in the end it's the people themselves who need to change.
And if it wasn't for the crying mostly left cunts, we would have good/safe nuclear energy by now. But those stupid assholes got played by the oil industry so hard they don't even know it today.

So yeah, people need to change. Not your hero politician.

reminder that china and india are having more effect on global climate RIGHT NOW than the entire western world has since the industrial revolution started.
No we aren't responsible- but we will still suffer. You could be the most disgusting coal burning, gas guzzling peice of shit you wanted to be and you still would have no effect compared to how shit ridden china has become. You can literally see a fucking cloud of black smog on satellite images over that area.

>October 26, 2016
Melt extent in Greenland was above average in 2016, ranking tenth highest (tied with 2004) in the 38-year satellite record. Melt area in 2016 was slightly greater than in 2015, which ranked twelfth. However, near-average to below-average coastal snowfall levels that exposed bare ice earlier in the melting season, combined with warm and sunny conditions at lower elevations, led to high overall ice loss from runoff.

nsidc.org/greenland-today/

yah its fucked

>3 people per km

lol better tax the shit outa them for all dat smog

Again with this CO2 shit ? People screamed doom a few decades ago because of cutting down forests then we found out algae produced the massive majority of Oxygen and their population level changed depending on the CO2 concentration in the air.

Climate change is real. Buying a prius or some other overly hyped technology isnt going to fix it

No, actually snow coming from the sky from magical snow clouds. At least in the Sahara, you can be certain that any water comes from the sky.

There's plenty clouds above in winter, and snow only requires a 0°C temperature, which it gets easily every night when it gets freezing cold.

In Australia it's been one of the coolest Summers I remember. It hasn't gone over 38 once. Usually we get at least 5 43-45 degree days.

Means I'm saving money on air conditioning at least.

why does it looks so tasty?

It could be frost though, their is a difference between frost and snow but yeah deserts do get fuck cold at night.

reeeeeeeeeeeeee
its so hot, constant 40c here

>rural and suburban intellectuals