UNITED STATES OF RUSSIA. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

UNITED STATES OF RUSSIA. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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It's USSR. USR is nothing.

USSR 2.0

It's pretty obvious that it's American intelligence services pulling all the strings and not yours. Russia is nothing but a distraction.

It's just a fucked up looking A ruskibro.

hacked up

distraction from what? why so much hysteria then in murica about us?

Butthurt democrats

You are their scape goat. You take the blame but get no reward. Understand?

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umm what for? because we're messing up their plans?

The impression I get us that Russia is defeated but they want to be able to blame you for all the bad things they currently do. Like the Nazi's.

I mean Russians are laughably poor and confined to their own country.

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>I mean Russians are laughably poor and confined to their own country.
said irish drunkard, who got pwned thousand times by england

нoмaд yжe нe тopт

This. The US can't afford to piss off its rich handlers like China and Saudi Arabia so it keeps your country around as its whipping boy so all the burger simpletons have something safe and easy to rage about

Fucking Russians hacked our fireworks.

>This. The US can't afford to piss off its rich handlers like China
what? they do, a lot

Fuck Russia

Over my cold dead corpse in a pile of spent brass

Relax Ruskbro, at 12:00 today our countries will officially be on the road to becoming friends again

All will be well

CTR SHILL THREAD

ITS A FUCKING FIREWORK, WHAT A FUCKING STRETCH
CNN DESPERATE, FAKE NEWS AS ALWAYS

hope so. sick of this hate shit and lie already.

How so? They butt heads occasionally as is common with large powers but it never goes beyond some mutual verbal sparring. Hell, Saudi Arabia went unpunished for 9/11. Your country literally got slapped with a fresh round of spanctions for something it didn't even do (it was insiders who leaked the DNC emails and the agencies know that. If they really caught someone with a hand in the US election cookie jar, they would have intervened, just like with Clinton and Comey) and you ate it up like a bunch of cucks.

I hacked it

lel

its not like fireworks don't manage to make letters 100% accurate r-right??

>french flag

what did kek mean by this?

should have faked it for the cameras like Brazil & China did in the Olympics.

sanctions are doing good for our own market actually, we've got less imported stuff and more of ours

Its leftover old neocons in power who were so anti trump they jumped at the idea to ressurect the old cold war boogieman.

People who think Russja is the evil boogieman who is secretly going to just attack us one day can't see how the world works past the late 80s. They should be more concerned about a WWI-tier catastrophe perpetuated by two non-countries who escalate things because of shitthy "alliances".

Yes Gomrade Ivan.
Gomunisam will WIN.

>Russia
>communism

What's that? Russia is becoming the 51st state? Holy shit!

That's not true though, is it. Russia is not doing well at all. The living standards are very low (ok, that's the case for all post-commie countries. Even after having been the largest EU gibsmedat recipient for over a decade, Poland isn't really much better off than Russia. Communism is one hell of a drug).

Your supposed buddy China (the only relevant country that doesn't have you on its shit list, at least visibly) is salivating over your natural resources in Siberia, resources that you failed to develop btw while you were busy grabbing useless land on the outskirts of Europe. Things aren't looking good for you at all atm. Meanwhile, you keep making humiliating concessions to the USA on pretty much everything they ask you of, simply on a vague promise that they will maybe let you come up for air.

>People who think Russja is the evil boogieman who is secretly going to just attack us one day
are fucking retarded. it will be the end of the world. nukes are serious shit

Really grasping at straws here Ahmed. Why would Russia respond to an agonizing fit of a passing administration weeks before getting more favorable one in Washington. Not only did Russia expose Obama's irrelevance by ignoring those sanctions, it had also laid the basics for rapproachment with the new government by delaying the response. It's called logic, you'd have to be white to understand.

>The living standards are very low
lol. at least our veterans arent homeless and getting lifetime pensions for their job

Obama is irrelevant because he's no longer in office, not because you somehow exposed him in a show of brilliance.

Really Jostles your mind.

>is salivating over your natural resources in Siberia, resources that you failed to develop
retard, we dont need to develop them. at least not now. considering that whole planet is dying because of global warming and raping the earth, those resources will be helpful for our future generations

This won't happen in my or your lifetime.

What's written there? "хyй"?

Society is built when old men plant tress whose shade they know they will never sit in

dont be so sure

We are the next one on the list, mark my words.

No debt, primary surplus andendless natural resources. Things are looking pretty good for Russia where it essentially matters. You on the other hand would have to emigrate someplace else after Eurozone collapses this year.

united forever in friendship and labor

our mighty republics will ever endure

reversed french flag?

Yes? In any case, in a potential apocalypse scenario where nobody but Russia/Siberia has leftover resources, you will be zergrushed by everyone else

The reason why you have no debt is because no one is lending you any money.

>zergrushed by everyone else
lol

Democrats use your country as a means to an end. If Hillary won you would have been a country we could use as a proxy war in order to take all the freedom away from our populace.

>a country we could use as a proxy war
you already tried in chechnya, georgia and ukraine. and failed

>to becoming friends again
Not gonna happen

I think I hate Russia even more now. It makes me sad that we're going to cuck ourselves to Russia for 4-8 years and we may never recover the status of superpower.

you reap what you sow

We wouldn't be if we weren't dumb enough to elect Trump as President.

They didn't fail, they achieved their goals to a t. You think anyone besides Russia is interested in a third world shithole like Ukraine? If the EU was forced to accept them now, we'd have a huge (much bigger than Poland) budget drain on our hands and increased mass migration that no political party can afford. Luckily for us, Russia stepped in and now we get to be the reasonable benevolent party that can pat Ukraine on its head and say we'd totally take them in but Russia is being a dick about it. Meanwhile, the US defense budget can easily get an increase through the senate and up the arms production.

You give us Yeltsin. We give you Trump.

Explain exactly how the usa will be on s leash without making things up.

Just facts. Go on, inform us since you clearly know something.

>Russia stepped in
we just took crimea, democratically, nothing else

America's status as the most powerful and influential country in the world is built on its alliances and international trade deals, these very things are the things Trump has been convinced are worthless and will get rid of. The more isolated we get, the weaker we'll get on the international level. If we withdraw from the world Stage, Russia will be quite happy to fill our role, though they'd prefer do it by rolling tanks all the way to the Rhine and carving out their old USSR borders + satellite states.

Brexit is happening, and the FNF might also happen, in those events, Britain and France won't feel obligated to protect Germany or Poland or the baltics either. Meaning Russia will have free reign to use nuclear weapons to aid in their conquest. They might not use them.. but they'd be free to because there'd be no retaliation.

>democratically
>a 95% vote

nigger you can't get 95% of any group of people to agree on anything except whether or not they want to get shot in the face.

That vote was NOT legit. If it'd been like 60% maybe I'd believe it. but 95%? No fucking way is that legit.

why not? most of crimeans are russians that were forcedly given to ukraine as Khrushchev gift
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_transfer_of_Crimea
and after collapse of su in 90s, boom theyre ukrainians

Ahh, don't be like that. We all hated Obama.

Because 95% of any group of people don't agree on anything. There'd be Russian speaking ethnically Russian people there that just hated Putin for some reason, there'd be ethnic Russian people there that wanted closer ties to the west, there's the Tartars, that are like 15% of the population there and most definitely didn't want to be part of Russia.

Like I said, 60% I'd believe, but 90% + I don't. It reeks of fraud or coercion with threats of violence.

>UŠR
can burgers do anything right?

A чтo вaтники paдyютcя? Живyт хyжe гoвнa и типa тaкиe "хeхe, pyccкиe зхaкepы cдeлaли aмepикy лeлe". Пpocтo пocмeшищe.

So? The reality is that Osama fucking won and we are tired of being the world police to a world that doesn't want to be policed. Iraq and Afghanistan have made war exhaustion feel permanent, it's why robots do our fighting now. We can't win occupations when the population is so vehemently against us. We failed in Vietnam, we failed in Libya, we've failed in Iraq and Afghanistan....maybe it's time we took a break from killing people. If Russia wants to waste resources trying to bring civilization to savages, fine.

>Tartars, that are like 15% of the population there and most definitely didn't want to be part of Russia
Kek, this is what clinton news said? Same bullshit with fake Tatarstan separatism? Nice hack mate. About 90 percent of population living near Sevastopol, which was our naval base for decades.

Well keep in mind that "Getting shot in the face" was actually not that far off in that vote, the new Ukrainian government had actual Ukrainian fascists using some pretty violent ant-Russian rhetoric and one of the first things they did was forbid any Russian speaker from taking a government post

I don't find it unusual that ethnic Russians would vote that way as a bloc in that environment

Mы cмeёмcя c циpкa пpo хaкepoв кaк paз тaки

nice digits rusbro

>If Russia wants to waste resources trying to bring civilization to savages, fine.
no we wont. just Isis is our threat, thread of all civilized humankind actually. and isis was made by usa, not directly maybe but all of this mess you made on mid east

A чтo cмeшнoгo, ecли лoмaли cepвepa c aйпишникoв из paшки?

You don't understand what all that entails though.

We will lose world reserve currency, our economy will go into recession, and losing the petrodollar will cause us to catch up on all the inflation we've been shielded from the past 40 years (everyone trading in your currency keeps your inflation fairly low), meaning our standards of living are about to collapse.

You think it's normal in most countries to own a detached home of your own by 30 and have multiple working private vehicles every family member having their own TV, computer, and smartphone? Because that's living like kings compared to some European Countries, but that's just our suburban middle class.

If you're a multimillionaire or billionaire, yeah, you won't feel the hit so bad, but if you're middle class or working class? you're about to feel the pinch.

We're going to return to multigenerational homes (that trend has already started since 2007 as it is), moving back to the cities instead of the suburbs so that we can use public transportation, cancelling cell phone plans and returning to landline, 1 TV in the house, 1 computer in the house

To, чтo "oтcтaлaя cтpaнa тpeтьeгo миpa" (c) кaким-тo oбpaзoм пoимeлa cвepхдepжaвy. Этo пpocтo циpк.

but the US won like 85% of Ukraine

previously Ukraine was all under your influence

we hacked Sup Forums too btw

It never was, independent Ukraine was always relatively hostile to Russia.

It was the only way for them to convince themselves they exist as a nation.

>It never was, independent Ukraine was always relatively hostile to Russia.
Yanukovych was a Russian puppet.
And generally Ukraine was in your sphere of influence since centuries with some period of very short "independence". Now it's not going to happen anymore. Kiev is free from your tyranny.
>It was the only way for them to convince themselves they exist as a nation.
Nah, they dont need anything to convince themselves they are a nation. It's only your narrative that Ukraine is a rebellious province.

>comunism is the key to a better world, fuck capitalism.
>oh no, russia and china helped trump. fucking commies!

Are you libtards that stupid??

The establishment won't let this happen, they are too much for Trump.

>Kiev is free from your tyranny.
yea lol

So, dodging the draft, I see?

PUTIN HACKED DEM FIREWORKS FFUUUARRKK!!!!

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Russia has larger budgets for regions and Ukraine didn't do shit for them, didn't build anything

it's an easy choice

ah, forgot this. so free right now, lol

and countries that have joined the EU and NATO have found themselves more prosperous too, that's what started the whole mess in Ukraine was that some people wanted closer ties to Europe others wanted closer ties to Russia.

People DISAGREE on shit. It's naturally the way it works.

You wouldn't understand because you've never had a democracy. You actually think 90+% of people vote the same way on things. Back during the Soviet Unions you had mock "elections" and your General Secretary always won by landslides, the rest of the world shook their head at what a facade it was, North Korea holds "elections" where the same shit happens, so did Iraq under the Ba'ath party. They all won by landslides every single time.

In a real democracy, we know that does not happen. In fake democracies, you think that's what naturally happens, and it's funny and sad.

Putin and UR get over 90% of votes in Chechnya and Dagestan despite them being poor as fuck and their regions being a hopeless shithole. Is that legit too?

also fresher stuff. freedom fuck yeaaa

>too much for Trump

> countries that have joined the EU and NATO have found themselves more prosperous too, that's what started the whole mess in Ukraine was that some people wanted closer ties to Europe others wanted closer ties to Russia.

Because Western Europe pays for it. We literally subsidize their entire joke of an economy. You get to reap the benefits only. You're butthurt over Brexit? Chip in if you want an empire of failed states.

so mad, so mad about losing your largest puppet, aren't you?

>nigga can't read flags

Didn't you say you're buttblasted over Brexit then went on a rant how rich you are compared to them Yuropoor suckers?

nope. we just card about crimea. and what with them now? they live better now? lmao. "very smart" choise, hahah

>cared

No the only thing that worries me about Brexit is that I worry that the UK won't remain part of a united front against Russian expansion / keeping them in check.

I care less about the EU as a whole, I care more about NATO, because NATO is important to maintaining US Hegemony. EU could potentially compete with US Hegemony if we don't keep them under our thumb. Really Brexit could be a good thing provided they make new trade agreements with us and stay in NATO.

The EU can't compete with shit. First of all, we're not in bed with the Saudis so we don't have the ability to endlessly print the petrodollar. Second, you like having a comfy lifestyle? Let's do a thought experiment for a second. Imagine the US decides to (((expand))) and suddenly you wake up being a de facto borderless state with Mexico, Cuba and Venezuela. You think you will remain as comfy as you were? That's precisely what happened when the EU expanded eatswards.

Germany is actively invested in creating EU army, france with le pen would be worse than brexit and trump doesnt want to just pour money into other countries
Its not a cvoincidence