What's baron thinking?

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>working class scum

Thinking about all the pussy he will get

There goes my quiet life...

I wish I was home. Why did dad have to become president :(

I wish i was on Sup Forums

Where's my Mt. Dew?

>why's everyone so loud?
>my feet hurt
>i hope dad doesn't embarrass me
>i wish i was at home playing minecraft

My father will hear about this!

>I'm supposed to clearing onyxia right now

I wanna fuck Mike pence banging daughter in front of all these people

"I hope this inauguration lasts longer than usual. I could use a break from sis molesting my shota boipussc daily on a near 24/7 basis.

>one step closer to master plan

he's scoping out some boobs right there guaranteed. Kid is based

fpbp

>What's baron thinking?
Why won't my siblings talk to me.

>All of this will be mine one day.

I'm so going to wank in Malia's and Sasha's bedrooms

>My feet hurt

My feet hurt
Why am I here
I want to leave

"I'm going to finally get laid"

homie probably wants to just go home and play minecraft and overwatch on his dual titan pascal triple 4k set up

He looks retarded.

how am i going to fap in the white house now?

>I think I'll spam monkey king tonight

>*RRREEEEEEEEES INTERNALLY*

He will be the assassin if digits

(checked)
He doesn't think in words that we can understand. He thinks in complex mathematical equations.

absolutely this

Dangerously close to Holy Quads.

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>can't wait for my fucking shitty ass dad to call me a fucking retard again
justyouwaityoufatorangepieceofshit.jpeg

>Is it no wonder my father outsmarted our enemies in every turn when I feel nothing but pity and contempt for these puppets of theirs, masquerating as human beings, rioting and screaming like wild animals on the streets
>I will take my time hunting down every single one of them and nothing can stop me, not anymore

Just according to keikaku

he's thinking about all the blacked posts he's gonna spam tonight.

"Fear is the mind killer."

>Now that dad's distracted, I can finally sneak away and get a haircut!

sexy

no assassinations today, faggot!

BARON
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>I should be pugging heroic Gul'dan right now

He's wondering why so many morons would vote for Drumpf

Check' em!

I bet the whitehouse has some lit af tendies

>huh no wonder the russians have been hacking us, i can access the governments cyber from here. i will show these amateurs how cyber is done

SOON

>God Tiffany is so fucking hot. Is it incest if she's only my half-sister?

My master plan is all coming together. *rubs hands*

This sounds accurate

baron is the epitomy of genetic failure when you impregnate slavic woman.

this kek

he clearly doesnt like all the attention, poor guy.

>secret service will probably be watching me masturbate with their hidden security cameras, maybe I can ask them to show me the videos of Obamas daughters.

>Click here
About torturing kittens.

This. Fpbp

Baron's probably pissed he had to wake up so early so some faggot could do his hair

Using eagle vision to scan the crowd and stop Kek's prophecy.

He is thinking about he wants to smash dat pussy

Why does he look like a school shooter

>my feet hurt
>this party is lame
>I wish i was at home doing big cums

Dad took my DS . Fuuck

Why would he want to be there, he could be home playing video games.

"How do we get back Constantinople in the quickest and most violent way possible" - Baron Trump

What will they do after i killed him. Will I be the Hero like this Guy told me?

>tfw masturbation to the first family is now a regular part of my schedule

>Animal Planet

Was he just miming the announcer?
Kek

lol

He reminds me of Elliot Rodger

Baron Trump: Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

Paul Allen: They're OK.

Baron Trump: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. ...

Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.

Baron Trump: Yes, Allen?

he was slaying the blonde pussy next to him

Baron is such a badasss name btw.

Be honest Sup Forums. You'd dominate that boipucci, wouldn't you?

Healthy ass calves tho

wish i brought my gun

this LOL

DAY OF THE ROPE SOON

He probably does think this from time to time but who can blame him?

It's so strange to see such an awkward and depressed child among all this.

'I wish I was at home playing vidya'

>I wish a nigga would

>not just turning on the Discovery Channel

The resemblance between Donald Trump and Baron is uncanny.

lel'd

qt 3.14

Tiff is worth Resident Evil 4ing over and you know it, we all know it

if some terrorist kidnaps her this entire site is going to find her and the FBI/CIA/NSA will hire us right there on the stop

How much would you torrent if your dad was the president?

wut.

/thread

One of us.

I could be playing minecraft right now

lol

Don't be mean to Tiffany, she's loved just as much as Trump's other children.

Hilldawg smiled at Pence
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?

He just doesn't want to be there I'm sure. It's probably like being forced to do a school play, only the entire nation gets to see you up there.

"All I see is an Atriedes I want to kill!"

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I get a real "Charles 'Chip' Shrek" vibe from that kid.

"frog dammit I need to shitpost sooooooooooooooo fucking bad"

>drinking from a Chimay glass
>why can't I meet a girl like this?

>Where are the anime girls ...? Sup Forums promised me anime girls when I make Daddy president...