ITT: We try to find the best possible words Trump could say right after getting sworn in

ITT: We try to find the best possible words Trump could say right after getting sworn in

Somebody lock that nigger up

gg ez noobs lol

God bless the Jews

"Obama, your fire."

>Clintons to Guantanamo
>Obamas to Sub-Saharan Africa
>SJW's to the Sun
>Thank you KEK, MAGA you glorious faggots.

Shalom!

"And you know, ladies and gentlemen, let me just say a few words about how great it feels to have the nuclear codes at my disposal. A lot of people said I could not be allowed to get them. Well, the joke's on them..."

RACE WAR

Don't forget about
>shekels to Israel
>US troops to Iran

"...is in a 50 gallon drum back in a Chicago ghetto."

you're*

Praise Kek

It'll be great. Just Great. Now lets gas the jews

I resign.

AH ! Didn't see that one coming, aint'ya ?

"It was just a prank bro"

Brits to Brexit.

ching-chong, ching-chong go back to your country

This. The whole election was just a prank. Obama is still president.

I am literally Hitler

"It begins."

"you're fired" to Hillary

Hail our people, hail victory!

"Hillary, you are being charged with treason. Arrest her."

"the fire rises"

"They are not laughing anymore, are they now!"

FUNNY ISN'T IT

"Please visit Trump(tm) hotels and buy Trump(tm) products"

Fourteen Eighty Eight.

>points to Hillary
Guards, arrest that woman!

*takes off mask
"Slow and steady"

POO POO PEE PEE

NOW YOU ALL CLEAN UP AFTER ME

"they were wrong when they said I was Hitler, I'm worse than Hitler"

Oпpeдeлeннo нe мapиoнeткa

I want to reinstat prayer in schools. But this time, they shall pray... TO ME !

YES I HOPE HE QUOTES NIGEL

April Fool!

kek

Issuing executive order

Everyone gets digits

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله

Why would he quotes a retired politician of a minor country ?

NIGGER!!!!!!!!

>"FUCK NIGGERS"

"It is time. Melania, preheat the ovens."

"Execute Order 88"

Just imagine how confused everyone would be if the first words to come of his mouth would be "Allah Wackba !"

top zozzle m90

Because meme

kek
topkek

"You have to go back."

I've mad at terrible mistake.

>Music plays over the PA
>Hello darkness my old friend
>Trump stares out blankly for several minutes

>he types, in English

"Man-at-arms, arrest that woman. That's right. Lock her up!"
*cut to Hillary screaming and running away*

*removes contact lenses*

now, i demand you recognize me as emperor!

"I'd like to thank Kek"

"Check 'em!"

All Christians must be pro-isreal, but we don't have to be pro-degenerate liberal Jews.
New Jerusalem is coming in the clouds.

Bing, Bong

When do I get to meet the interns?

"I will lead America to a new prosperous age, kek willing!"

"CNN is fake news!"

>All Christians must be pro-Israel

Oh fuck off. You literalist idiots are the reason Christianity has a bad name. The kikes aren't even supposed to have their own country until their messiah returns, it's forbidden in the Tanakh. They violated their own law. We Christians don't have to support the secular Khazars who pretend to be descended from ancient Israelites.

>ITT: We try to find the best possible words Trump could say right after getting sworn in

Deutsche Volksgenossen und -genossinnen!

Sieben Jahre sind eine kurze Zeit, der Bruchteil eines einzelnen menschlichen normalen Lebens - eine Sekunde kaum im Leben eines Volkes. Und doch scheinen die hinter uns liegenden sieben Jahre länger zu sein als viele Jahrzehnte der Vergangenheit. In ihnen hallt sich zusammen ein großes geschichtliches Erlebnis: die Wiederauferstehung einer von der Vernichtung bedrohten Nation. Eine unendlich ereignisreiche Zeit, die uns, die wir sie nicht nur erleben, sondern zum Teil gestalten durften, manches Mal kaum überblickbar zu sein scheint.

Wir reden heute sehr oft von demokratischen Idealen; das heißt nicht in Deutschland, sondern in der anderen Welt wird davon geredet. Denn wir in Deutschland haben ja dieses demokratische Ideal einst zur Genüge kennengelernt; wenn die andere Welt also heute wieder dieses Ideal preist, so können wir darauf zunächst nur erwidern, daß dieses Ideal das deutsche Volk ja mindestens 15 Jahre lang in Reinkultur kennenzulernen Gelegenheit hatte, und wir selbst haben ja nur das Erbe dieser Demokratie angetreten.

*teleports behind obama"
"heh.... nothing person, kid"
*back stabs him with golden eagle dagger*

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