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Why is drumpf's coat so long?
Brayden Young
Nathaniel Jackson
to cover his long horse penis
Brandon Gutierrez
You know he's hiding his protective gear
Gabriel Gray
He's the Jotaro of our journey
Jason Myers
fpbp
Ian Barnes
To cover the heavy duty bullet proof vest
Bentley Price
More importantly why are those two secret service guys like 6'5?
Owen Perry
Hard to conceal a full size PTR in just a suit, nah mean?
Brandon Cooper
Stop creating this useless thread over and over you lousy britbong.
Eli Price
he has to wear a lot of bulletproof coverings so his suits/jackets are loose to compensate
Joshua Morales
Because it doubles as a cape.
Dominic Evans
A pimp's gotta have a pimp coat
Nathan Lopez
FPBP
Also he is a fucking gangster
Samuel Murphy
covering chubby
Lucas Miller
...
Samuel Roberts
/thread
Jacob Wood
They're not.
Ethan Stewart
>mfw i have a coat like that
Joseph Harris
He's the fucking sheriff, that's why
Grayson Brown
to hide his fat ass
Leo Sullivan
4th reich
Daniel Lopez
It looks bad ass. Aparently obama has caught on to this because he wore a nearly identical coat today and I've never seen him do it before.
Henry Torres
To conceal his shotty.
Brayden Smith
Because he's fighting in the Matrix
Elijah Campbell
Maybe this'll start a new fashion trend.