>no keyholes. the way to open the passenger doors on the limousine is a secret known only to the Secret Service. >5-inch (130 mm)-thick bulletproof glass >only the driver's window opens (to pay tolls) >run-flat tires >100% sealed interior to protect the occupants in the event of a chemical attack. >The current presidential state car boasts rocket-propelled grenades >night vision optics >tear gas cannon >on-board oxygen tanks >armored fuel tank filled with foam to prevent explosion, >pump-action shotguns >2 US pints (0.95 l; 1.7 imp pt) of blood in the president's blood type. >can also fire "multi-spectrum infrared smoke grenades as a counter-measure to a rocket-propelled grenade attack or anti-tank missiles. >The car features 8-inch (200 mm)-thick doors.
>tough guy trumpkin not gonna walk the parade route
Mason Sullivan
The exhaust is also routed to a gas chamber in the trunk, so it makes up for it in efficiency.
Jacob Williams
>t. CIA
Julian Martin
Its okay, your tax dollars cover it.
Parker Wilson
Trump is basically Batman anyway, might as well have the car.
Oliver Peterson
Pick up some Jews on the way.
Dominic Perez
200mm thick door armor? Most WWII tank guns couldn't penetrate that at point blank straight on with no angle.
Daniel Evans
>government vehicles paying Really?
Noah Sanders
I think it's actually diesel.
Christian Lewis
>only the driver's window opens (to pay tolls)
the president has to pay toll?
Dominic Thompson
why does this make me laugh so much
Kevin Howard
no, because a nigger's already infiltrated the vehicle before. a new model has to be made.
Angel Young
would need to have a lot of low end torque so makes sense
Landon Murphy
Brother can't walk that far
Hunter Watson
yeah I noticed on the stream "this tank is a tank in limo shape (normies would never notice), just look at the bulkyness"
Cameron Sanchez
Based General Motors
say what you want, but they dont fuck up their trucks,
William Taylor
>all this shit intended to guard POTUS >still have a glaring weakness because apparently the president has to pay tolls like some common pleb
America
Asher Brooks
Would you faggot?
Hunter Young
*this car
Camden Long
whats the weakness? you can kill the driver, but you won't be able to open the doors.
Jaxson Mitchell
He's still a citizen.
Eli Nguyen
>kill driver >jump through open window >allahu akbar
Gabriel Myers
The window only opens like 4 inches.
Liam Lewis
to pay tolls?
lol top kak
Evan Brown
Wait seriously?
Daniel Flores
Yes because the President's limo travels alone with no armed convoy.
Michael Phillips
The driver cab is seperated from the passenger cab by armor dumbass.
Caleb Turner
>secret known only to the Secret Service i guess it makes that they are the SECRET service
Gabriel Flores
Fine >throw grenade through crack
Unless the partition's made out of titanium as well
Jack Harris
It's actually for tipping
Joshua Hill
>Kill driver >jump in window >drive car off a cliff >at least i paid the toll
Caleb Rogers
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Adam Sanchez
pack it up goys, Macedonia's got it all figured out.
Aaron Morales
Early signs of American becoming great again. American cars have been trash since the 1990s. Make American cars great again.
Anthony Robinson
Yeah its a fucking tank
Logan Butler
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Julian Allen
You honestly think that's a unique idea they never thought about?
Jace Mitchell
That is a bad ass piece of machinery. Jealous of whoever gets to drive it desu.
Ian Russell
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Wyatt Evans
It's not 200mm of RHA, user.
Luke Rogers
Just think in 2009 the Sup Forums bitched about bailing out GM
James Turner
They tell you it is for pay tolls, it is really for McDonalds.
Ethan Ross
POTUS is a civilian and subject to the same laws as the rest of the nation. If his vehicle uses a toll bridge he has to pay the toll.
Luke Baker
WIth this car he has options: >pay toll >use the gas cannon on the toll collector >use the pump action shotguns
Brayden Jones
Then why isn't Clinton (bill) jailed yet?
Mason Martinez
Yeah, and that's not even considering the limo is a composite like the Chobham on the Abrams.
Aiden Lopez
Nice wish list, but some of the specs seem way too optimistic. 130mm glass? 200mm doors? The inside must be awfully cramped. Also, aside from the shotguns, all the grenade and cannon stuff seems too dumb to be of real use, it's not a combat vehicle and I highly doubt they'd bother fudging around with James Bond weaponry when they could be getting to safety and let the actual security detail handle things.
Landon Brown
because he has goons that will kill ya
Jaxon Jones
Well it took them till 63 to finally figure out why riding in an open top car is a bad idea
Bentley Gray
There's an exhaust port leading directly to the reactor.
Lucas Clark
>only the driver's window opens (to pay tolls) It's not to pay tolls, its so the driver can communicate with people outside if they need.
William Murphy
>getting your dong mongled is a criminal offense in france
Of course, Umquando Ufwewe. My mistake. I should learn to appreciate your nation's vibrant fusion of Afro-Semitic culture.
Michael Sanders
See
Samuel Foster
Enjoy getting sniped by all the guys on the roofs.
Charles Robinson
What sort of engine does it have to power all that weight?
Bentley Cruz
>pedophile rapist >it's okay guys, it's just careless sex
a panzer v panther could penetrate that door at 750m, a king tiger could penetrate it at 2000m. the stats you are thinking of only apply to sloped armour (~30 degrees). if the doors were sloped like a t-34 the 88mm cannon of the Tiger II could only penetrate 200mm up to 500 m. so technically you're wrong, unless you're talking about a 37mm panzer III or a 75mm panzer IV cannon which did have shit penetration.
Brody Jenkins
I stopped buying GM because of the bailout. The fact that the same government that bailed them out also gave the company fat government contracts does not change my opinion.
Aiden Fisher
They built this for King Nigger because they were so sure some White racist would try something.
Adam Long
>Cadillac Probably a huge GM turbodiesel.
Luis Reyes
It only takes like a sec to toss a grenade; surely some sandnig would martyr himself
Kayden Moore
>Sup Forums >2009 Also fuck GM
Adam Thomas
Sup Forums didn't exist in 2009
Alexander Rodriguez
The last one did burn the coal.
Carson Thomas
>absolute pinnacle of vehicular technology >has to roll down the window to pay tolls in a 40-car motorcade >EZ-Pass isnt an option
Ok
Lincoln Parker
yeah sure, I can totally see the presidential motorcade waiting for the POTUS at the toll both
Justin Lewis
Inside the engine pic related
Jose Lee
*tips fedora* m'otorcade
Josiah Robinson
>Each state car is expected to cost $1–1.5 million, and as of January 2016, GM had been paid $15,800,765 for its work on the new model Lolno What's wrong with an armoured Mercedes for maybe 250k? That's what every sensible head of state uses.
Aiden Nguyen
Bruh a 88mm PzGr.39/43 is the only one you listed that could penetrate 200mm RHA, and only until about 5-600m.
Juan Garcia
Diesel is a lot less explosive so it would make way more sense for it to be diesel.
Brayden Fisher
>>throw grenade through crack And how exactly do you get in range without being shot to pieces?
Nothing says "This president has a mandate and will be beloved" like tear gas cannons and having to carry extra blood
Michael Williams
t. Central Intelligence Agency agent
Leo Smith
It's even worse on the speed, look at how slow this parade is going
Andrew Jackson
Yes it did you fucking newfag.
Andrew Rogers
Some of the MRAPs in use overseas get 3mpg, this thing is an armored vehicle disguised to look like a car so I bet around 7mpg
Evan Reyes
Work in the toll booth.
Ian Phillips
This shit is so retartedly heavy the last time Obungo was in Poland his Landforce One got stuck on a bump on his way out of the embassy for like an hour.
Wyatt Sullivan
Pretty bleak movie, that.
John Taylor
Why would the driver have to pay tolls? How is he not exempt from tolls?
Nathan Parker
kek
Landon Foster
A few million is a rounding error when talking about protecting the US president.
Aaron Taylor
With as many people that hate him, I'm surprised he hasn't moved the paraded to the Potomac and just used one of these
Chase Thompson
Russian mobsters and every African dictator in history have used them and they are under a bigger thread than the president.
Dylan Barnes
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Camden Reed
Actually my bad, it's to a little over 1000m until it's penetration reaches sub-200mm.
Nathaniel Baker
>kill toll booth worker >impersonate him >throw grenade in along with the change
Evan King
RHA was the primary armour of almost all world war 2 tanks and the king tiger 88mm kwk 43 could penetrate RHA set at a 90 degree angle at up to 2000m, the 500-600m test was on armour with a 30 degree slope. i can post sauce if you want.