I KNOW WHY BARRON IS SO WEIRD

Barron alleged birth date: March 20, 2006
Date of Donald and Melania's marriage: January 22, 2005.

Barron looks way older than ten years old. But if the Trumps revealed his actual age, he would be confirmed a bastard. A mogul and president can't have a bastard child (except Bill Clinton) and still be president in the modern age. It would ruin his reputation (and possibly call into question Melania's immigrant status.

To keep his image polished and proper, Donald kept Barron in hiding for 2-3 years while he and Melania were officially married and a minimum 9-month waiting period could occur. When they did announce the birth, they shared old photos from when he was actually a baby, even though he was presently a toddler.

This explains why he's so weird and awkwardly tall for his "age". He didn't see sunlight until he was three years old. He has been instructed to act more like a child than the adolescent he is.

While dealing with this lack of true identity, Barron developed autism as a coping mechanism.

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>liberals lost so bad they are now grasping at ridiculous conspiracy theories

The truth needs to be heard!

seems familiar, the more things change.. the more they stay the same.

Or when he went to the doctors he got a vaccine shot that made him autistic.

Or maybe it's just that he's the product of a woman in her mid thirties and an old man and both are risk factors for autism.

Or maybe he's just a weird kid who will grow out of it. Who knows.

he's deeper than an ocean, you'll never know the truth

He's clearly a clone of big Trump, OP.

Cloning technology isn't perfect yet. So there are a few bugs.

This is why people think he acts weird.

He's six feet tall at age ten. There once was another ten year old who was six feet tall. And he died when he was just 22. That boy's name?

Robert Wadlow.

What if he's just a bored kid who isn't allowed to have fun at these formal events? The only time he looked happy was when the tractors drove by.

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>Barron developed autism as a coping mechanism
I don't even know what to say, OP.

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Wow, that's gay. I'm a Trump supporter, but Trump and Melania's was a shotgun wedding. If we're going to make America great again, we need to acknowledge the truth.

>being a 10 year old who doesn't understand fame is weird

>napkins are evidence of pedophilia

>being a 10 year old who doesn't understand fame is weird

I'm specifically referring to the incongruity between his size and his age. And also, how he seems to have face spasms.

Sounds plausible tbhfamalam

Trump is definitely shorter than 6'1", and there's no way Barron is close to his height. 5'6" at most.

>A mogul and president can't have a bastard child

Who is Tiffany Trump?

A mogul and president can't have two bastard children. One is the limit, which explains Bill Clinton.

>While dealing with this lack of true identity, Barron developed autism as a coping mechanism.

Last presidents always had girls, for like 20 years.
Girls are attention whores, so they enjoyed all of this shit.
They did not react the same at fame than this poor pre teenage boy. Right now, he mostly wants to play video games, And keep hiding at school that he's still a virgin, and doesn't really know what sex is. except this time they suck off each other with his friend brian, but that that doesn't count as much as penis in vagina, or penis in anus, so he's basically still a virgin. And eventually would have this cute girl at school noticing him so they could be in love.