*BREAKING NEWS*
>PRESIDENT TRUMP ORDERS US TROOPS TO ANNEX BRITAIN
> BRITAIN ALREADY CONSIDERING SURRENDER
BREAKING NEWS
Kayden Long
Brody Nguyen
it would be the best thing that ever happened to them as of noon today
Kevin Gomez
Megali Idea
Evan Mitchell
We'll take England and wales, but Scotland can fuck right off.
Zachary Allen
Kek
David Cooper
88, checked, would be worth having them as a State if we purged their mudslimes. Gonna need UK as a staging ground eventually for capturing Berlinsbad and greater germanistan.
Jordan Gutierrez
>Scotland can fuck right off.
Why? All those centuries working to subjugate them, and you're throwing it all away?
What about Ireland? Would you finally teach them their place as subjects of a greater power? Or just annihilate them all together?
Michael Campbell
That parade was pretty baller.
Logan Phillips
>We'll take England and wales, but Scotland can fuck right off.
so funny because Trump owns a big chunk of Scotland, and is part Scot on his mother's side
Andrew Harris
GAS THE REDCOATS
BONG WAR NOW
Brody Green
sauce?
Andrew Collins
Things aren't that bad here, guys. You don't need to annex us...pls
William Sullivan
...
Kevin Baker
topkek
Andrew Robinson
I'm happy you got Trump but lets be realistic here. He's bought you time, 8 years at most. We're all only going one way friend.
Xavier Jackson
What's that? You want freedoms you say? Well Nigel ol bean, we gotcher freedoms a comin
Cooper Brooks
I'm not gonna spoon feed you nigga. Time to ditch the training wheels and fap like a big boy.
Ayden Sanchez
...
Caleb Gomez
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN
Lucas Anderson
Nuke America!
Justin Adams
>not doing the world (and their own country) a service and annexing the leafs.
Nathan Clark
You don't even have nukes
Isaiah King
>American education
Andrew White
Now this, is some fine quality bait.
Michael Thomas
Check the file name you fuckgoof.
Gavin Cruz
you could have wrote nothing and made the same impact. you are a waste leaf
Henry Powell
I'm pretty sure only Russia and America have nukes but ok
Adam Sanchez
BUT ONLY IF YOU BUY SURVIVAL SHIELD X2 RIGHT NOW
Jayden Allen
>American
>education
Pick one
Easton Cox
India and Pakistan have nukes too
Iran will too, soon. Thanks Obama.
Elijah King
MAKE BRITAIN HAVE GREAT TEETH AGAIN
Brayden Roberts
We have the codes! We have the codes!
Easton Murphy
To honor the Bravery of our brothers, the English.
We stand with Britain!
Andrew Torres
>AGAIN
Jose Long
That was in the 1960's.
Angel Wood
...
Logan Williams
BEADY
REMINDER AMERICA IS NORDIC
Charles Gray
You need this
David Mitchell
at least he got his eye back
Jeremiah Richardson
Your President is half-Scottish. WE PRESIDENT NOW, YA CUNT.