Sup Forums is deciding what groups to support in various African conflicts
Summary
>Gambia Invasion A dictator is forced out by a soros pawn. We must help him
>Nigeria Biafra rebel groups are marching in support of Trump and brexit and against the government. Eleven were killed in a rally today. We support them
>Central African Republic Muslims are fighting with Christians with spears and machetes. We support the Christians.
>Congo Sup Forums supports the various Rwanda funded rebel groups operating in Congo
SOMALI ELECTIONS PDP >Islamic democracy >strong ties to the Muslim Brotherhood ARS >literally a group of former islamic militiants who were given political power >implying it´s even a question on what our opinion on these are TPP >centrist party >nationalist, social liberal, progressive >party leader Mohamed Abdullahi Mohamed is a former prime minister >has a good reputation >Best candidate for /ourguy/ Omar Abdirashid Ali Sharmarke >Independent >current prime minister >??? Ali Haji Warsame >independent >businessman, Somali Trump >might be our guy? Fadumo Dayib >woman >independent >whole family lives in Finland >wants to have a negotiate with al-Shabaab >implying any of this is even remotely near a /ourgal/ criteria
Justin Sanders
Alright lads, so far this year I've made £180,000 trading in commodities bought from nogs, AMA.
Luis Richardson
Jammehfags BTFO.
Angel Rivera
Who gives a fuck about Africa? Take your Somalians back and we might give you some thought.
Asher Wright
First for Yahya
Jordan Taylor
Gambia did not prevail this night, friends, but our minds are on higher concepts now.
Logan Reed
Also, where does Sup Forums stand on #Kony2012?
Benjamin Gomez
what's TPP's relationship and position on Somaliland? What Somaliland is doing is based.
Jack Edwards
I literally have no idea what happened after that guy got done for public masturbation.
christian majority, resisted muslims for centuries, used to be portuguese ally, BTFO of italy when it tried to invade it first (only african to do so), only african nation aside from Liberia to never be a colony (except briefly in the WW2 period, but nothing like other countries in the scramble for Africa), every african country has flags with similar colors based of of theirs
used to be a monarchy and weed-smoking memetarians worship their previous king. Were a monarchy until commies overthrew the monarchy
commies turned a little less worse in the 90s but are still shit, although they seem to not be running their economy into the ground ok (surprise surprise, they're /chinasguy/)
If you don't know who to support or if there's no side to support just sit back and enjoy it for the keks. Dont sweat it these threads are supposed to be comfy above all else, since these conflicts don't affect us at all.
Xavier Wilson
This.
This is a low stakes thread.
HOW OFTEN DO WE MAKE THE THREADS???
Carter Morgan
this
Easton Sanders
Don´t know who to support? See if it meets any of this criteria [ ] Christian [ ] Right Wing [ ] Nationalistic [ ] Funny
Jack Williams
As long as there is interest, keep going? If it dies out try again the next day? If still nothing Tuesdays and Fridays? Idk...
Jacob Ward
Rwanda started because the Belgians designated half of the population to be one ethnic group with slightly smaller noses, lighter skin and taller build, and gave them power over the other half. At the time it was probably a pretty smart move, but obviously the second they left Rwanda, the bottom half rose up against the top, butchering 800000 literally in the streets with machetes within one year. UN did what it does best, and watched everything veeery closely without doing anything.
If you want to know more about it, I suggest watching the movie Hotel Rwanda, about an lower-race guy giving shelter to upper-race people in the luxury hotel that he managed. Apparently it glorifies him way too much, because in reality he charged the refugees standard hotel fees to make a profit off them, which isnt mentioned at all. But the conflict is shown pretty well.
Jonathan Williams
That suits me just fine. Worse case scenario, it reverts to Thursdays and Fridays, as you say.
Jordan Thompson
as long as there's Sup Forumsacks, I think it's a good general to be quasi-permanent. An alternative to /sg/ for anons that are tired of Syria.
Nicholas Wright
Okay, news on the Somalian election.
The president is elected by votes from the Upper and Lower Houses and NOT by people.
/ourguy/ with the TPP is set to get ruined...
Blake Cooper
t. Ndi Ofe mmanu
(google says this is how theye refer to (you))
Nolan Perry
This is the light hearted /comfy/ version of /sg/
Henry Sanders
Africa is a continent of meme politics and happenings.
Matthew Cruz
Already saw. Btw wiki tells a different story of the groups beign different since before Belgium
My ? was how to stop it after it started (like in SS). Militarily just intervening is enough, but politically it takes more
I say we keep doing it as an evening thread every day, and see if we retain interest.
Matthew Lopez
Maybe encourage that Somali diaspora that they want back to vote for them? Or spread fake news about the lefty and islamic candiadtes. Now we am become Jew, destroyer of worlds.
Henry Gomez
WHERE DOES Sup Forums STAND ON THE CABINDA CONFLICT?!?!? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinda_War Reminder that Angola is run by Marxists FLEC has been engaged in gorilla warfare since 1975 against the government for independence for the exclave of Cabinda. FLEC has received support in the past from France, DRC (when it was Zaire), Belgium, and (plot twist) China So where does Sup Forums stand on the Cabinda question?
Brayden Martin
How do you propose we do that?
Liam Walker
Cabinda is an enclave. That's based. We should support them.
Michael Jenkins
BUUUUULSHIIIIIT, Ven for Africa. BOOOOOOOOOO. This was fucking bad. Jammeh, you were supposed to use west African guerrilla tactics to blow up the air force.
Congo is the best thing to meme. Their groups are very small.
Some say, if you can get in contact with them & you have some money, you can build an army.
Hudson Smith
There must be some political orginization for Somali immigrants in Britain too, my advice would be to contact them and/or promote pro-TPP sentiment among them. Maybe promote it on twitter with the #somalia tag?
Robert Brown
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Matthew Moore
Mhm, you should do the same for Sweden. Potentially try and contact the TPP itself or Somalian media, and feed them info.
It's an exclave. And I'm counting on you to have the most informed opinion on it, since it used to yours, Alberto
Jeremiah Cruz
That's so based.
/afr/ is a God tier general.
Kayden Morris
Our memes come from pure passion for african politics and it's incomparable insanity, free from all forms of shilling Pure distilled autism Also I'm bored and enjoy making shitty memes
Sebastian Green
what are some god /afr/ games?
Colton Hill
/Africa/ is a hidden gem. Part because it's been so torn apart to the point that where a small group of smart people could actually do something with it, and the other part being how unique the history and politics are.
Refugees must go back though, once Africa is fixed.
Joseph Gray
>TPEPE KEK WILLS IT
Jack Foster
Will you be here often, Chileposter?
It occurs to me that influencing elections may be super easy because of retarded African media.
Liam Howard
>(UK) is home to the largest Somali community in Europe, with an estimated 114,000 Somali-born immigrants
they seem mostly concerned with politics in the UK (bring more people, integrate new ones), not sure we can reach them like this.
This CSO should be listed as a Sup Forums enemy
Joshua James
Democracy 3: Africa
Dominic Ramirez
based portuguese africa... we love them niggers
Kayden Mitchell
I've been here since the whole Gambia shit began, plant to stick around because I'm having so much fun, probably will be making OC as we decide who are /ourguys/
Brandon Evans
I'll see what I can do tomorrow about spreading some fake news about the Islamist Parties. I'll have to try and locate Somali media.
Good lad. The Gambia was only our first battlefield.
Brayden Morris
Cabinda was home to lots of quick converts to Catholicism and they supported the Colonial state so when the Portuguese got kicked out they ended up getting fucked over by the Angolan government
Basically the Igbo's (Biafrans) were Christian and actually intelligent, running successful businesses and schools. The Northern Derkas (islamist scumbags) who were supported by the BritCucks decided to exterminate the southerner Christian separatists and we did fuck nothing about it. If anybody had intervened there would be no Boko Haram or sand people in those areas the Igbo would've turned Nigeria into a regional superpower
Elijah Morales
I know from name, I knew they we're still fighting for independence, but not a lot of stuff reach us.
Adrian Gonzalez
Oh you´re THE Chilean vet from /tgg/? Damn we´ve been posting in paralell for two and a half days by now. Could you do me a favour and spice up this Army Patch I *tried* making for the Volunteer Sup Forums Meme Brigade?
Levi Parker
Main party in Somalia has ties to the Muslim brotherhood.
Possible to exploit? Say that the very fundamentalists that Somalia is at war with support the aims and ambitions of the primary party? If I can find a media source gullible enough, I could get away it, perhaps?
Cooper Brown
True, let's see where this wild ride takes us
Isaiah Flores
Bring internet to Africa so that we can see what African shitposting looks like? If it's anything like those Ugandan action movies it's probably amazing
Christopher Myers
At the Senegalese legislative election, we MUST try and ruin Macky Sall's party because he tried to aid Barrow.
Henry Roberts
Where do we stand with Liberia? Will they ever get their shit together and become a mini usa?
Adam Reed
Cabinda não é Angola
Colton Smith
I'm a fan. They have an election this year and have one or two decent presidential candidates.
Josiah Peterson
that's the dream
Sebastian Stewart
GET IN HERE HANOI JANE GOING APESHIT
Hudson Hill
just to have a referendum tho
why does angola need an exclave anyway?
Brandon Perez
They're India tier rn so I think they need a lot of help
Carter Sanchez
fuck tons of oil
Logan Brown
African manifest destiny when?
Jason Morris
it's the reason their capital looks like this
Nathaniel Gomez
We could honestly influence it.
If we get hold of Liberian media sources or Facebook groups, we could mention Liberian history, and try to evoke a bit of the Donald Trump magic.
