That feel when

You find out that you're Jewish, thought that you were Italian, and you're a Sup Forumsack.

Press F to pay respects to me.

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Embrace the Jew. Become like, the Jewish Hitler or something.

Peinovich that you man?

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bobby fisher was a jew...

Gas yourself my man.

You can always learn their ways for subversion purposes.

Sam exact thing happened to me, bud.
Want to an hero with me?

Use your jewish trickery for good user

I will exterminate the Goyem. I will invest their stolen shekles in the S&P500.

Yes.

Use your inner spaghetti Jew to fight the Jew user.

They can't keep getting away with it.

if you are one of us then you are one of us user

not all jews are evil,even hitler knew this

consider yourself "AYRIANIZED" you might be jewish but have noble ayrian traits hitler used to excuse loyal people in your shoes.

>get into fight as small child
>now have slightly crooked nose
>it's also big
>I look like I have a big crooked fucking jewnose
>I'm 0% jewish

I better not get shot out of confusion when the race war starts you fucks

We will rise together and cure the world of jewery. I will be the Secretary Of The Treasury.

You need to wake up other jews and make them feel bad about fucking the world up.

You're one of them now.

And hey... just don't post here for awhile, ya dig?

As long as you aren't shooting at me and the other whites you're good I think we'll figure it out. Understanding and reason is what separates us from the full blow nog.

I AM THE CHOSEN JEW! BORN TO LEAD A REVOLUTION OF COMMON FOLK AGAINST THE JEWERY OF OLD!

ALL TOGETHER NOW: OY VEY!

I just found out that I'm a Jew as well. Will you still welcome me into your ranks as a token of appreciation for my loyalty, Sup Forums?

THIS.

Been in many fights, (semi-pro martial artist back in the day) had nose broken repeatedly, cheekbone broken, broken orbital, etc.
Got nose straightened out, then broke nose/cheekbone/orbital again in a car crash. Decided "fuck it, no more surgery", now have jew-looking nose when viewed from one side.

Fucking hate it, but the surgery is a cunt too.

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we'll save some of the fast-acting gas for you, user.

You have to gas yourself. Sad! Many such cases.

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He had more anger towards the Jews not because of their physical traits but their belief system that viewed everyone else as cattle.

Too bad

I think you should stay far away from that position

i thought i was a Jew but then my parents told me i was Italian

Basically the same thing, look at Israel.

I can help the Nation manage it's shekles though.

Pizzajew.

Im sorry you have to gas yourself brother, but it's terminal.

same thing happened to me months ago
found out my grandmother on my mom's side is a german ashkenazi
I just thought she was just a regular german. I guess I'm legally jewish. sorry guys.

I don't trust you.

Don't have children, retain the positions you've held and join with us in the good fight.

Be like Bobby Fischer

I have the credentials, connections and experience to make Nazi Germany Great Again!

Who gives a fuck. I'm a half kike mix breed and still understand how kikes are

I'm sorry Mr. Shekelstein, this is it for you

Jewish in the proper sense or the modern one?

Pretty sure I'm like 1% jewish.
Feels bad man.

I can do your taxes.

No

As in, from my mother Jewish. They changed their name in Sicily to prevent persecution aster the edict of expulsion.

I am
>Italian
>German
>little bit syrian and greek

I was bred to hate jews

I'll just become Jew Hitler and prove you wrong.

Say it with me: OY VEY!

the jewish genes narrative is bullshit

Mizrahi Jews are basically the closest you have

Askenazis are gene robbers and tests primarily focus on them hence the similarities

You've said enough, Jude!

"Jewish" isn't an ethnicity. You could be ashkenazi or sephardic for example, but not jewish.
Jew in the proper sense is used as a demonym. You must be from Judaea to be a Jew.

The modern usage of the word has religious connotations but that wasn't always the case. It's exploited by pharisees to remain unnoticed and avoid persecution.

I WILL LEAVE A DIARY THAT TURNS MILLIONS AGAINST YOU FAGGOTS IN TIGHTS!

To be Jewish you have to have the lineage from your mothers side, I believe, that's it.

Hans, set the heat to maximum. This is a nasty one.

You're talking about ethnicity and religion. You have yet to specify what ethnicity and if you follow the religion of judaism (modern day pharisaism.)

>are you still attached to a foreskin?

I have no idea about the ethnicity and no, I'm an Atheist.

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Then how are you jewish?

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Gas yourself desu

Because by the "laws" of Jews, if your mothers lineage is Jewish then you are. All you have to say is; "Oy vey, shalom goy." and you're in.

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You're a good jew, Shlomo. You have restored my faith in jews. I will still gas them when the day comes, however.

I just figured out i had alot of German on my Mother's side of the Family

I'm not sure how i feel about this

I will be by your side, Hans.

This is your fate, Schlomo, embrace it. Leave this website and make money on the goyim.

Like I said before, "jewish" isn't an ethnicity. And now I know you're not religiously a jew and that you don't even know what ethnicity you are.
In what sense of the word could you possibly be a jew?

As far as I remember, Hitler hated secular Jews (pretend Germans, communists, globalists, exploitators, bankers, etc.).

i can smell you all the way over here you filthy fucking kike.

I'm supposed to be Italian and Irish. Does that make a difference, no.

When Christopher Hitchens found out that his mother was Jewish after her suicide, that meant that by Jewish standards, he was a Jew. He didn't convert to Judaism but they considered him "One of them" and it would have been easy for him to get in.

Thought I was German, turned out I was an Austrian. Feelsbadman.

You're not jewish in any sense of the modern use of the word "jew."

To be a proper Jew you need to meet the requirements explained in this video:
youtube.com/watch?v=ncaorJJM2MI

But then you'd be calling yourself a Christian, and not a Jew.

Funny, thought I was British, turned out I was dutch.

Yes, I'm going to get the requirements for being Jewish from a lunatic Christian preacher.

Good jest.

but there were jews in the ss

i knew a girl whos parents survived the camps, and hid from her that she was jewish. they marched her and her brother around in nazi garb, telling them they needed to be strong. she wasnt a fascist, shes not an idiot, but when she found out she was actually a jew, it was a trip. unfortunately, she fell for a hardcore jewish guitarist who had a big dick, couldnt express his feelings, and liked to hurt her, and she didnt like being a bit plump, and starved herself. still, survived the ordeal. its ok, the true jew is anyone who struggles with god. you are ALL jews if you question god, and demand a blessing from his angels when you wrestle them. shalom

The dude is kind of a loony, but his exposition is good.

In all honesty it's just the culture I have an issue with.

"Jew" isn't a race, just like "french" isn't.

If you're not Jewish culturally or religiously, if you completely abandon it then I have nothing against you.

Same with Arabs and Persians who reject Islam and other horrible middle eastern customs like rampant pedophilia

no one really cares, so long as you're not a globalist piece of shit.

>so long as you're not a globalist piece of shit

There's no such thing as a non-globalist pharisee.

i dont respect jews

Yes, there is. It's called a Zionist.

It's like in Star Wars. You carry (((their))) genes only to be able to understand (((them))) and kill (((them))) from the inside

One of us!

One of us!

It's ok user, time to infiltrate their circles and bring down their multicultural plans.

>Zionist: is the national movement of the Jewish people that supports the re-establishment of a Jewish homeland in the territory defined as the historic Land of Israel

If it wasn't for globalism, the terrorist state of israel wouldn't get any funds and just end up imploding or destroyed from outside.

Christianity washes away the stain of Phariseeism. Whip it out of your life like Christ did at the temple.

My fucking sides

have a jew

Nah, my triple white friend, it would honestly properly do fine at this point. A nationalist world probably wouldn't give a fuck about Palestinians and would give them a free hand to genocide mudslimes.

>it would honestly properly do fine at this point

No it wouldn't.
You're throwing tens of billions at them every year and they barely exist. They've always been on life support.

Let me put this bluntly.

Israel has a GDP of about 300 billion; 2-3 billion of which is US aid and cooperate funding. The PPP of the average Israeli is about 35k. I want you to consider that; that's mediocre Europe standards; the rough PPP equal of Spain or Italy. Like the average Israeli has more purchasing power than you.

The Israeli military throws about 1.6k per citizen at the military. That's the most of any nation on earth. Essentially, the Israeli army is easily the best maintained army in the region.

Likewise, Israel has invested a shit ton in self sufficiency projects after their scares in the Yom Kippur war while liberalizing their economy over the last twenty years. Israel's economy is one of the most rapidly modernizing in the world; arguably the strongest tech hub outside of silicon valley.

Barring invasion from a European power, Israel is by far the strongest power in the immediate region. Saudi Arabia is really the only possible threat for the country that could be considered competitive, but Saudi Arabia doesn't have any interest in destabilizing itself to go to a direct war with Israel.

Really, the only problem that Israel has on its plate is that it is running out of time while the amount of Palestinian in its borders grows.

Your country just signed a deal that gives them 3.8 billion a year in military aid alone. And that's not taking all the free shit and discounted toys they get from you into account.

If it wasn't for globalism, you wouldn't fund their military and they would be SOL in the middle east larping as Israelites.

>3.8 billion in aid

A substantial portion of which is cooperative projects. E.g., Iron Dome and F35 research.

>Without America funding 1% of their GDP Israel would be worse off than their neighbors
No, it really wouldn't be. Even without US intervention, Israel is a bully in the region besides being the only arguably nuclear power in the middle east.

Globalism is more of a hamper for Israel than anything because it means that Israel has to at least pay lipservice to not genocide Palestinians which are essentially just a cancer on their flank.

>A substantial portion of which is cooperative projects. E.g., Iron Dome and F35 research.

Source?

Also you do realize that they have access to those projects and technologies thanks to the influence they have inside your country, right?
If it wasn't for that they wouldn't have gotten anything beyond what other sandniggers have in the neighborhood.
That's not even mentioning all the cleaning your country did for them in the region.

Italians aren't white you fucking cuck.

>thinking being italian is actually good
kek i'd rather trust a jew than an italian like every time

fas.org/sgp/crs/mideast/RL33222.pdf

>Israelis have access to technologies they produced because of influence within the United States
Like the technology is being produced by Israeli firms.

>Wouldn't have gotten ahead of sand niggers
I dunno about this one, like Israel has been skating around on pretty shit times for most of its existence and has consistently out performed sand people.

My point is, is that Israel can pretty much stand on its own two feet; globalism really doesn't help it anymore.

This also means we should probably cut funding to cooperate developments.

i dont respect jooz

>the technology is being produced by Israeli firms
That technology given to them by countries that were manipulated by them.

So far we know that through globalism they currently get:
- Access to cutting edge military equipment projects
- Funding for those projects and their military's operation in the region.
- Direct military intervention and destabilization in countries that oppose their existence.

>Israel can pretty much stand on its own two feet; globalism really doesn't help it anymore
They wouldn't exist if it wasn't for globalism. And all they got till now and will get in the future is thanks to globalism.
Also, without direct military interference from the US, isreal is toast.

Like honky, you're starting to sound like a broken record here.

So, I'm really just going to put it like this. Israel is surprisingly solid because they don't trust anyone to actually be there for them.

>Grandpa was in the socialist party
>Apparently he was part jew too
>Im jewish as fuck in personality (but still fair)
Who jewish but still right wing here?