Redpill me on vegemite Sup Forums

Redpill me on vegemite Sup Forums

Does it actually make you a batter shitposter?

better than maple tree sap

Molasses taste better than that shit.

DO YOU COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER?

how does it taste?

the best thing ever to happen mankind

Sorry but marmite >>>>>> vegemite

very bitter, saltyish with a massive kick

Greatest invention of all time

thanks ya cunt

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Vegemite sandwich is hands down the best munchies snack. For all your aesthetic goals I'd recommend peanut butter.

>batter
nah its just salt m8

Vegemite is complete garbage, overated as fuck.

So cringe worthy when they're trying to force it on some foreign cunt on tv.

OI CUNT, HAVE SOME FUCKEN VEGEMITE MATE, BECAUSE ITS ALL AUSTRALIAN AND SHIT

you take that back

its good, you prob just put the whole jar onto the toast

WRONG

Thank you, Bruce.

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I fucking hate vegemite and all the autists who constantly push the "vegemite is amazing meme"

I SAID ARE YOU TRYING TO TEMPT ME?
SHE JUST SAID I COME FROM THE LAND OF PLENTY!

OH!

It's better than marmite eat shit criminal scum go apply for your p-plate.

it isnt a fucking meme, its really that good

I went to the store to buy some Vegemite and the spot was empty. Then I started wondering who in Alaska is buying up all the Vegemite.

You just described semen user...

why do you know what semen tastes like?

poor man's marmite.

Much better than anything Canada makes

Thank you, Bruce

Also, fuck Canada.

FUCK OFF.

>Not getting your degree in semen studies

Trust me, I'm American and slept with scores of women.

The key to eating vegemite is to understand that it's NOT similar to something like peanut butter. You don't put on a thick layer. Put maybe a tenth of what you'd expect you'd need.

It's actually really healthy.

is this cunt serious?

>Don't put on a thick layer
Get a load of thois Chinese man who wants to be Australian.
Get out mate, get out

Very salty and strong, is bearable in very small amounts.

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are you implying that you went down on them after you blew your nut inside them?

Bovril is better

Everyone who says they hate vegemite just spreads it on too thick. It's not fucking jam you spread it in a THIN layer and maybe have some cheese with it you fucking triple nigger

THANK YOU BRUCE

What mite?

is it kind of like a probiotic? will it help my gut flora?

Pic related is how you should spread Vegemite.

this

Fuck forgot picture

Now hold on both are good depending on your mood because both, as I've said before, are thin.

Fuck off cunt i eat it from the jar. You clearly are a bitch.

>I fucking hate vegemite and all the autists who constantly push the "vegemite is amazing meme"

vegemite is bullshit anyway marmite is the good shit

Maybe if you're a soft cunt.
You're not even ozzy if you spread it like that.
Fuck off back to the rice farms you crawled out of fucking friend of no cunt.

>thinking that's thick spread
Fucking homo. I'm actually a bit shocked how un-Australian you are.

fucking melbourne, every time

wait are you supposed to toast the vegemite because I though it spread well when the toast were hot, and that it made the pan stink when I'd left it there to burn

vegemite is no longer owned by Kraft, its owned by Bega cheese