PRAISE KEK

A frog just enter in my house, what should I do Sup Forums?

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Microwave it for the chaos god.

Harness the POWER OF KEK

Let it go and praise zozzle instead

Noooooo

Build him a shrine with candles, flowers, meme images etc.

Try to put your dick in it

put it up your ass


for kek

PRAISE HIM!

Repeat your numbers repeatedly while jacking it to black on black gay porn, this is the only way to find out what SKYKING is telling us

Put your balls on its head

feed him tendies

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Let him go, he's just a messenger to delver his blessing

If you do this fuck you nigger

That's a toad

Take a pic of you cuddling it.

He's a big guy

Very rare Pepe

For you.

Cum on it

that looks like a toad

Don't kill him or hurt him OP, he is an avatar of Kek

Make sure you release him somewhere safe!Frogs are useful to keep around.

put him back outside in a safe space.

Is election year in here, kek is gonna make Ecuador great again?

Eat him so you have food for the week.

It's okay, Kek sent him to you so you can keep your strength up for worship

Could you give me the quick rundown on what this means? Why is a phone call so important?

>living on the equador

isnt it like super hot?

do you live in a fucking swamp?

The call that saved Kek.

Put him in outside of your house

Lick it.

Yes, mostly, but only in the coast. At least is not Australia

Same shit

well he lives in Ecuador so of course he does

i live next to the great lakes and we have frogs

feed it and let it live with you in the celar.

Mmhmm. Only reasonable response itt

Make sure he's not poisonous because you live in that shitty part of the world and then give me him a good old belly rub.

Build a shrine and make a cape with a nazi flag on it for him

Then play the pepe song

set it free so it can spread the word once more

Release him back into the wild to spread his gets to the world.

Seriously though OP frogs are going extinct, don't fuck with it and be respectful please.

That's a toad. Toads are the niggers of the frog world.

Still be cool to em tho. Do you have a laser pointer? He will attack the dot thinking its a bug. Fuck with him then give him some treats

HOLY F PRAISE KEK

i thought it went all the way around the earth

I love frogs, I will never harm him.

Alright guys here's a quick rundown:

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/12/pope-francis-russian-orthodox-patriarch-kirill-make-history-cuba-first-meeting-in-1000-years
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12162705/Patriarch-Kirill-meets-penguins-in-Antarctica.html
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

definitely take a photo of it with some nazi flags and shit, for great justice

Kiss it and see if it turns into a waifu

Give him some food and then bring him to a nice swampy area where he can find a waifu and have tadbabbies.

FEED HIM MEMES

the earth is flat, wake up sheeple

Praise it, feed it flies, build for him a tiny pyramid. Kek demands it

Lick for blessing, rub under your arms for power, place on your forehead for glory, and rub against genitals for kekly potency.

Repeat this for three days, three times on the first, five the next, and seven times on the last day.

You will awaken anew.

It shall be.

Kek desu

DON'T KILL KEK, PRAISE HIM

Space program. That's the Sup Forums in me coming out. But seriously, let his gets rain down

Give him these digits.

S H A D I L A Y
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just praise it like the chaos god it is

Make him a crown and keep him

Shoot him before throwing him out of a plane.

Same dub.
You have no choice now.
Park him in front of the screen and inundate him with memes.

See how long you can keep him alive as a pet before he looks like he's had enough.

Got yourself a temporary pet.

I found a salamander and he was my bro for a good month before I let him go out back.

Kek confirms

I still think you,should microwave him OP. Digits confirms it would be considered a sacrifice for the chaos god and would help to see Barren as a future prez.

>Sup Forums related cuz of kek
Jesus.

SHADILAY IS PLAYING, KEK IS PLEASED

I thought this phone call saved america? Are the bogs greater than the burgs?

That was a tough one to swallow but I got it down.

dumb Sorosposter

I had a frog visit my home last year. I believed then it meant something. I hoped it meant Trump would win. Did Kek send me a message of good hope?

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Deport it back to France

PRAISE KEK !

Now you need to bow before him and say "Praise KEK and his prophet Pepe"

You guys underestimate the power of sacrifice. Kek would be pleased.

Check 'em

There are so many Moloch worshippers in this thread wtf

Those are not the true teachings of CIA, you are taking the story out of context. CIA only made the men think he shot the men in order to find the big guy.

Digits confirm Kek is among us.

You must let the frog go.

give it a bj.

Print this out and put him on it.

Post a picture for maximum memetic enhancement.

That's a toad you faggot

Throw him underarm as high as you can.

The Bog Pill is the ultimate pill, and the Bogdanoffs are stronger than any force both known and unknown to man. In fact, some say the true extent of their power can't even be understood by the human mind...

Let it go outside!

Sacrifice means 'to make sacred'. Only Saturncucks think you need to destroy or deprive the world of the thing. Greeks sacrificed sex acts ffs. Literal Rabbis revived barbaric blood worship memes to have an excuse to steal offerings to the gods once goyim were done.

Eat shit. OP has been given a chance to please Kek directly with a sacrifice but your bleeding hearts aren't going to let it happen. No fucking better than Hillary voters tbqh.

All of this religion shit is getting out of hand.

But lets keep gong, just to see what happens.

Kek is telling you to stop living in a shitty country where frogs can just come into your house.

Toads are a taxonomic subset of frogs

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Be its friend. Maybe Kek will repay you for helping it's brethren

Space Program is the only right answer.

Let the poor guy go :/

But who are they?

>timestamp always clipping in time

Why does the Soroscript do that

BASED

Let it go, OP. It's just a frog, frogs are going extinct! Either set up a breeding program, or let it go.

This thread is fucking cursed