Our country is so beyond fucked

Our country is so beyond fucked.

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Why? She's a nice enough lady. Since when has a first lady ever done ANYTHING important? What will she do that's worse than Michael Obama's failed "STOP EATING SO MUCH, FATTIES" program, or Nancy Reagan's disastrous war on drugs?

First lady's job is to just be the wife of the President.

That's it. I hope she keeps it simple and focuses on the family and not running around like a cunt trying to force everybody to think and act the way she wants them to.

melania said her calling as first lady would be to reduce bullying off and online btw

Ugh, sexist much.

Melania is staying in NY with Barron. Ivanka is going to be the first lady name.

1: She was a millionaire when they met
2: She was the run who said he should run for office

she has to work on the lunch plans for the Gentile cattle.

I prefer Daughter in Chief

i fucking love watching the interviews to the First Lady.

>oh usually women try to do some sort of pet project thing. what are you going to try to do little darling? maybe something like body image thing or something? good luck... okay that's neat. okay, mr. president tell me some man shit, what's goin on how do we fix the entire world?

One thing I was impressed by was the fact that when the white house was burning down and the bongs were coming, James Madison's wife, Dolly, preserved a bunch of art.

Besides that they've done nothing lol

how ironic the OP is bullying her

And Michelle's was nutrition and she went and said Ketchup counted as a vegetable.

>My diet consists of soya, I replaced my testosterone with estrogen and I'm a proud cuck
t. op

shitty school lunches < bullies BTFO

>checkmate michelle

>when all you wanted was a sugar daddy but now even if you spend 75 million dollars on vacations you still cost the taxpayers less than Obama.

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Not True. She outright denied that claim herself.

yeah. she revolutionized school lunches. gave more money for dem programs.

Off topic, but did anyone else get some Jacqueline Kennedy vibes from the way she was dressed?

I think Melania is very happy. What woman wouldn't love the constant attention and being married to the most powerful man in the world?

She won't have to do anything she doesn't want to outside of wear expensive dressed and go to fund raisers where people tell her how beautiful and regal she is.

Any more of Ivanka anime pictures? I love these, would love some rule 34 even moar.

mmmmmmmmm
it smells just like vanilla

>yeah. she revolutionized school lunches. gave more money for dem programs.

Paté Chinois and a loaf of bannock? That is a good lunch in northern Canada.

She probably does butt stuff.

Imagine how mad are her former classmates.

>Paté Chinois
What the fuck is a Chinese pate?

>our

It's not yours anymore faggot. I know you won't, but feel free to move to Canada.

>relying on the government to feed you

Well there's your first fuckin mistake.

Enjoy 4 years of perfection!

yes, it was on purpose. we're going to mars by 2020 and he gets assassinated.

he's on the phone right now with elon musk and NASA SLS to expedite the SLS Ultra Heavy and Space X Falcon Super Heavy

So is a bag of milk.

More tears, keep them coming.

this really made me want to go get me a sexy loyal eastern european mail bride

will she stay loyal and pretty and love me? i make 60k a year in rural ohio

it's funny cause it's true

Melania Trump is class personified, much moreso than that big ape who starved blacks in the ghetto from eating school lunches.

>implying the First Lady does anything other than dispel rumors that the President is a queer
Also
>stereotyping Eastern European women as being gold diggers
WHOO WHOO WHOO PC ALERT, CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE, BIGOT

>tfw a sack of chocolate milk and some fried cheese potatoes for lunch

tis good to be home

I wish. The only other thing so far is the Barron manga concept cover.

>My Loud-Mouthed Annoying Father Has Become PRESIDENT and Now My Chances of Living a Quiet Inconspicuous Life Have Been Completely Crushed
>Chapter 1: Oh, And My Mother and Sister Are WAY Too Erotic

>>Paté Chinois
>What the fuck is a Chinese pate?

It's just mashed potatoes, ground beef and corn. Like shepard's pie but without peas. It's great.

Melania was already rich when she met Donald. The dude has persuasion skills, in case you haven't noticed

...

How do you imagine ideal school food logistics?

Step 1: Sterilize all nigs

Step 2: Ban them from attending public schools

Step 3: No need for school lunch programs because white people can feed their fucking kids

Problem solved.

>hillary would just replace this with a vegan meal

dodged a bullet

Sounds like fucking shit, just like your country.

>Step 3: No need for school lunch programs because white people can feed their fucking kids
But white people are in the homes or work and kids are in school, how would they feed them? Remotely by skype?

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>class personified

those liberals sure do hate the nuclear family

atleast she doesnt have a benis like the previous first """lady"""

i'd eat that, lol

they should have spent a bit more money on some cool ass armor bikini and bra. that fuzz looks like dirty sjw body hair

same here. Looks decent for cafeteria food.

faggot didn't grab his chocolate milk and fruit/vegetable cup.

Melania was a multimillionaire before she even met Trump.

Pretty sure she didn't need a sugar daddy.

Is there more?
>mfw thinking of all the Ivanka r34 about to come out

thats what you call shitty shepherds pie and a roll?

>All she ever wanted to do was be a wife and mother
>Donald won't even sleep with her now because he's too busy tweeting
>"Donald...iz 2am..."
>"Not now...I need to make America great again!"

>One thing I was impressed by was the fact that when the white house was burning down and the bongs were coming, James Madison's wife, Dolly, preserved a bunch of art.

Sounds like the 19th century version of the mom who obsessively collects too many photos

By purchasing a lunch bag and putting food in it every morning before the kid leaves for school.

Holy shit what century does Russia operate in? 11th? 13th maybe? Do you have textile mills yet? Or are you still draping the ragged furs of slaughtered reindeer on your backs?

Have you heard of a bag?

There's so much hate for Melania on tumblr
Ain't that a slut shaming from a '''progressive''' wievpoint?

>A FUCKING LEAF

>women in men's clothes
Sup Forums will defend this and say it is not degenerate or end up saying it's good feminism

>when you forget to study for the exam
>and then you notice there's a nigger sitting in front of you
>so you guess every answer and still score higher

But packed launch is cold.

>implying you could get a bigger sugar daddy than the fucking president of the united states
really makes my noggin joggin

prison guard here
Serial murderers get better lunches. like damn.

>men will wear this
Maybe faggots.

not ivanka. its a gook manga titled "Sweet Guy"

Story about a guy that gets the Pence treatment that makes his entire body the ability to heal/orgasm whatever it touches.

hello yes Jan 29th please be safe dont have time ot say more

kek, not bad

Holy fuck, was this meant to be an insult? Jesus Christ.

Sounds like she landed the jackpot, the American Dream for women.

Ever hear of a Thermos?

And bear in mind, not everyone lives in a frozen wasteland like you. Even Canada is warm 6 months of the year.

I'ts called food prep you fucking animal. You make a shit ton of food one night then ration it out into tupperware containers. You do this with multiple meals then you can mix and match while not having to rely on fast food to eat and use it sparingly if at all .

You better not make it lewd.

>be liberal
>argue logically

Pick one

>he has never heard of gentleman's magazines
consider bleach

i dunno man, it's definitely not classy tho

Not as cold as a box of milk that's 80% ice.

>a shit ton of food
>multiple meals
>eat

Don't tease him like that, he probably lives off pre-war ration packs.

She's white, good enough

and the people were conned into voting shillary with all that shilling ... and probably cheating in the votes with that pathetic voting system

if the trees weren't "shaken" just before the election that heavily - you'd be enjoying a Shillary now

It's fuck anyway, regardless of who your puppet head of state is.

>thinks that spread was tasteful
consider scooping your eyes out with a spoon and donating them to someone who will actually use them

Gotta shake the tree to get the monkeys out of it.

True. This is why Hillary won the completely irrelevant 'popular vote'.

The ride is just getting started. Strap in for fun.

she looks like a painted whore from an early 90's Amsterdam window

Underrated.

really? I googled it and found 64+ chapters. mind telling us which one it's from?

Looks tasty af tbqfhwyfldd

Trumps family and anime are the best combos

>? What will she do that's worse than Michael Obama's failed "STOP EATING SO MUCH, FATTIES" program
im still upset about this.

she had a good chance at fixing grade school lunches and she failed miserably.

Why? Is it because the first lady is actually a lady now?

unf

saw this on reddit 6 hours ago n1 fagpin. ib4 don't reddit

this clothes are for gays, and large boy ties are femine

>shepherd's pie

My favorite, desu

did you have a point?