Bogdanov

In exchange for this much-needed rundown, this leaf shall be spared the rake and instead shall earn a place floating atop the sacred still waters of Lord Kek's holy pond.

This is too important of a subject to let it slide. Are they truly elder gods?

A better question is: How many times have these faggots fucked each other?

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I have heard they reproduce by splitting into half. Sex is irrelevant when you can split space and time

The aim of reproduction is to pass down superior genes which have been chosen due to natural selection. Once a being has attained perfection, reproduction is no longer necessary as there no longer is any benefit resulting for copulation.