Congratulations!

You've just become president of the United States of America and it's your first day on the job.

What's the first thing you do?

Kill Obamacare.

deploy entire nuclear arsenal on southern Ontario and Quebec

Jerk off

declassify everything

Piss on the declaration of independence

This

put jews and niggers in death camps and gas them

Legalise da ganja, mon.

build a wall

Shitpost on the @potus account.

Take a shit on the whitehouse lawn

Go find all the shit Obama left and throw it away.

Audit the fed

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Invite so-called members of the alt-right to a reception at the White House. Tell them I have to go to the bathroom. Close the door. Have the Secret Service shoot all of them. Problem solved!

leak proper FLOTUS nudes

make america great again

Get a bj from the secretary

Leak Barron nudes

Get two whores to piss on the white house bed

Remove kikes from all of government, finance, academia, media. Audit the fed.

Pound am intern in the oval office

gommies get mandatory free helicopter rides
then replace the Ospreys with some decent choppers

Put an end to chem trails

unleash the entire US Nuclear arsenal on California and urge Russia to do the same

Revive Manifest Destiny

Consolidate power, reassure allies, get updated on the true status of the country, pose for photos.

>fix the us water system and market a super filter for the entire country
.make scientist make a hybrid oil that will make people want our oil more
>make all immigrants go back including islamic ones and tear down all mosques
>make ar way better then it is by dumping my money and do research together with a country
>annex canada and make the legal currency the usd and put strict border protection with high quality back ground checks
>make weed legal in all states but you can by only so little during the day so morons dont die import the weed to europe aswell and make sure they get hybrid weeds

i can go on and on

>Cut feminist bullcrap
>Stop bailing banksters
>Stop listening to lobbyists
>Promote nuclear family instead of tindershit
>Penalize being fat
>Distabilize market monopolists
>Raise fundings on graphene research