What is the bigger joke - Trump or The Bible?

What is the bigger joke - Trump or The Bible?

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what an amazing thread. Switzerland always make good threads.

Trump's tiny hands

Why do they put the bible on that red block?

yeah no, stop cooperating zionist shills, its not gonna work

They're both Bibles.

I heard its 2 bibles, one used by abe lincoln, the second given to Trump by his muv

He swear on the wall, not the bible

Fpbp

So her jewish skin doesn't melt

The Bible is a bunch of Jewish fairy-tales, yes.

But they're OUR Jewish fairy-tales.

In case you missed the point, all of the Christfag stuff at the inauguration was a huge "FUCK YOU" to the Islamic world. It established which religion matters in America, and which one doesn't.

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Your existence.

Neither.

The biggest joke is the athiest faggot who looks down on the doctrine that has bound western civilization for centuries and makes light of the man who pays respect to that.

But yeah... you totally "get it" swiss fag. You completely btfo "jebus fags"

You're like "really smart"

Wow. Just wow. How did you become so interesting?

The cunt you crawled out of is the biggest joke of all you mincing mangina

shad duck off

He can nuke your entire country if he wants and then have sex with his model wife.

You know, up until last century, Islam was a respected culture that clashed with the west but still developed on equal footing.

What the fuck happened?

What's in the box?

Switzerland.

The Mountain Jew

Your mom.

the bible.

>inb4 atheist fedora whatever crazy bullshit

I'm actually deistic agnostic.

Trump

Theres a reason they were searching for a shortcut to India and China in the 15th century. It was to avoid the middle east and islam.

>pic rel
Brazil is just angry that God didn't create Brazilians to be human.
Switzerland.

PUTIN IS PINYA!

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dog eaters arent human

what? I thought that was just China and maybe some of Asia.

>tfw too smart for fake news

Supreme kek

Reminder
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Reminder
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Christianity is welfare for the soul

Fuck off mountain jew. Daily reminder that switzerland is the stronghold of the rothschilds.

The USA

>those pants cuts
Russians don't know how to dress themselves?

When the UK and France disbanded their empires they did it along colonial lines not ethnic ones. the ensuing vibrant diversity and multiculturalism meant that different ethnicities were fighting for control of their artificial nations from then on out.

The west also got more liberal, moving away, morally, from the conservative as fuck islamic world

like your's isn't one either, back to Papa Spain.

hello fellow humans
this is how we keep dogs right ?
i am human like you

You're goddamn right, fellow Christian. "Educated" atheists forget that it was Christian philosophy combined with Greek philosophy that saved ancient knowledge and later founded scientific research in its universities.

Both answers are wrong, your dick is the joke.

It's the first brick of the wall

That filthy man should get his hand off that bible. He is a Zionist athiest who just gave lip service to God and promises culture war victories for the religious right cynically just to get their votes.

Dude is as far from God as you can get, Christians in America are more morally bankrupt than the libs. It's actually kinda depressing.

You're country brah.

Expect those corrupt dollars to stop flowing and you're already encircled with mudslimes.

Good luck, faggot!
Next decade will be fun for you!

What is the bigger joke - Obama or The Koran?

That filthy man should get his hand off that bible. He is a Zionist athiest who just gave lip service to God and promises culture war victories for the religious right cynically just to get their votes.

Dude is as far from God as you can get, Christians in America are more morally bankrupt than the libs and more or less just like punishing people more than caring, helping or anything charitable.

>welfare

Warfare*

uhhh, I'll probably say Koran, not only that, its probably the most insane religious textbook out of all the religious textbooks in the world.

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your penis

THE ETERNAL MEDKIT

You

99% of the anti-trump humor has been uninspired but I laughed like a donkey at the image of him taking the oath of office on a book of carpet samples.

Seriously though, the self-consoling of the left is really off-putting. The hackneyed tactic of characterizing political opposition as mentally ill is suddenly so tempting. How do you lick your wounds publicly? How does someone lose all sense of reputation as to turn their entire life into an spectacular imitation of a cry for help?

>What the fuck happened?
People stop following Bible to a word.

Pic related

That says the Bibble

Biggest*
Also one day you will invade your fucking non country to take back the gold in your bank that you stole from us.

Obama, he is token person.
Quran is the greatest manual to guerrilla warfare and seizing power ever written.

>mfw most amerifats still believe in fairy tales

Why do they have to swear over the bible?

What if somebody that isnt religious gets elected?

your entire life is bigger joke than either
youve probably spent your whole life on reddit
get a life user

they're taken to Salem and thrown off a cliff

Pretty sure nobody would vote for an atheist.

its just part of tradition
i dont think anyone really cares but you had to be christian to be president a long time ago

"Bigger" is fine since the OP implies "bigger joke of the two"

that bible looks so old and ugly
couldnt they buy a new one that looks pretty with gold covers?

We had an athiest prime minister in Australia, but yeah, I would be surprised if that happened in america, not the most accepting people

amongst the worst posters on Sup Forums, like most euros really

What is obama doing today?

Wouldn't be surprised if Trump was actually an atheist. I refuse to believe someone that rich believes that his fortunes come from god's good will and not his hard work.

Good question, what would you do on your first day off after being the most powerful man in the world for the last 8 years?

Biblical literalism is cancer.

It is best one comes to their own conclusions on the word of god.

An hero

I think if sanders was elected he'd be sworn in with a Torah.

Or in the practically impossible case of a Ellison getting office (good bye America) he'd be sworn in with the Quran.

Maybe a athiest is sworn in with On the Origin of Species?

Fuck the Muslims . the United States is a Christian country not Muslim. your fucking King Muslim niggers is out of here.

No, they place their hand on a banana.

If Trump's a "joke" then what the fuck are you? you're nobody.

fpbp

That's not it senpai... the thing is neets have not yet learned the secret but a couple of snobby old cucks did. What do you think was meant by the meek shall inherit the earth? They meant the beta bucks, the incel, the losers...

The Church is meant to bamboozle normies. Being completely serious here. Religion is the easiest way to make Stacies and Chads adore you when otherwise they spit at you. Put a homeless man on the street and they spit at him or try calling the police, put him in the soup kitchen and suddenly they're scolding their son to be more like him.

The Church is a scam, but it was a scam designed to work for the pauper when other systems didn't. You gotta remember when the church was invented if you weren't a barbarian raiding villages, part of the crown's armoury or inner circle, or a cunning merchant... you were nothing. Even a serf in the fields was given a wife and kids to make sure he made lots of corn and potatoes for the king. But for the average leper? A hanging. So the church was the way for the leper to have an even footing of power. The Church was nearly untouchable by the king's word and could even gain influence over the gangs and shit. It's still like that... but the neet has forgotten his role inside the church and suffered for it.

Communism too was meant to be that, but from a more "I die in fucking coal mines and shit... I run all this". The proletariat isn't some uppity cunt who works at Starbucks. But you're Russian, you probably don't do much coal mining, or factory labor, or anything that could be seen as post industrial hardship that makes or breaks a global economy.

The world is a Yugioh card game friend. And if you haven't played Yugioh it's a faggot ass game where you'll lose A LOT if you don't know the archetypes.

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>hand on bible on bible on hand

Welfare because "God" will take after the meek good goy don't help yourself. The people that rule over you without regard for you will end up with nicer, healthier, smarter babies but that's OK because God will look after your shit lineage for you.

There is Talmud in that red box.

Top is Abe Lincolns bible.
Bottom is his personal school bible from his mum in 1955.

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>he didn't pull a Teddie

Missed opportunity tbqh

Came here to post this.
GJ, brother.

When Rome swept through Europe to kill all the bible believing Christians, the Swiss were traitorous rats.