Story time

I'm home

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>Arrive
>Sit next to random dudes
>A cuckple sits next to my left
>Female starts convo
>Toddler appaers out of nowhere holy shit
>Child: "Look at my poster"
>Me: "That's rad!"
>Female asks toddler to take photo
>Get up & walk to wall
>Shia pops up
>Shia: "What's with the mask"
>Me: "can't show my face"
>Shia: "Why what's up?"
>Me: "i-i'm the president of my chapter"
>Shia: "Oh okay nice to meet you, what's your name?"
>Me: "t-Trevor"
>Start posting
>He walks away
>Start talking to weird kid
>Weird kid won't leave me alone

Posting in legendary boast bred

Thank you for your service OP, serious lack of shia blood

nice beanie lad

OP is the hero we don't deserve

post selfies with shia

Noice.

Based OP
Was legitly worried they'll stop you.

How'd you get those qt's to help you?

>Me: "i-i'm the president of my chapter"

TOP KEK BASED KRABS

>that lovecraftian balaclava

I want one.

delete the thread instead of making it sticky

Can you post shia selfie, based hero?

You are our Hiro!

Maybe not all niggers aren't bad.

Good boy Toby.

Just popped on to Sup Forums
I have no clue what's going on, anyone care to explain?

Dog bless, based black man.

Why do you post here if half the people hate you for being black?

is it purely coincidence that check rhymes with Kek?

Are you black? You should've gone up to the liberals and started redpilling them.

what did shia say to you?

>didn't spray paint it
Fucked up. I bet you're a closet liberal.

ARE U BLACK OR MUSLIM?

Well done.

why did shia help you?

You gonna smash that loli pussy?

Cthulubro where did you get that dope mask?

>autist wouldn't leave you alone

funniest part

Someone gonna fill me in here on why this post is 'legendary'?

you hands look weird. were you in a shadow?

It was a glorious moment to witness.

KEK

poastin in legendary bread

wait, you are black?

post the shia selfie

Wait a minute......that pigment.

hewillnotdivide.us livestream has been getting trolled by Sup Forums since they started yesterday. Supposed to go on for 4 (or 8) years, however long Trump is in office.

Oh shit that's Peter Porker

What was he like?

Show shia selfie

thanks zoidberg

also what did you tell shia why you were putting up the word kek

Thank you based OP

Kek, how has Sup Forums been trolling them?

>>Me: "i-i'm the president of my chapter"
As a bong what does this mean.

youre a nigger :(

youtube.com/watch?v=cIFRZBrOhqc

there is a nice mixed race couple there

you were not a fag today op!

Nice.

You're a german :(

He has an autistic stutter

Kek is delighted.

...

I was there. I was the autist in the red shirt that said "I'm on the internet, shoutout to Sup Forums politically incorrect"

THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, user

he's based and kek blessed him

kek

more blacks on Sup Forums than i expected tbqh

lol I was wondering why they were all being so nice to you

Black privilege strikes again!

did they ask what kek is?

you did good user
Thanks for the keks

>"i-i'm the president of my chapter"
I kekeled

Is Shia just as schizo in person as he is on TV?

come join our discord mr krabs discord.gg/3ujK64C

Usually a college organization that is franchised across multiple universities. Each is called a chapter individually. Like a fraternity chapter.

>Wear something muslim related, a la ISIS, start chanting shit in arabic with index finger in the air, if they run call them racist.

Nigerian

no idea
almost thought he would call me out.

fucking win

BUSTED

PRAISE KEK SHADILAY

Good shit OP, You'll go down in the annals of Sup Forums

Fuck you nigger

GLORIOUS

BLACK
N
O
N

Good work.

keep going with the story

did you guys miss our guy from last night, adidas?

Are u a nigger?

Thanks mate.

The fact that they franchise shit like that though sounds ridiculous.

You're a right lad

OP You're a nigger

GTFO NIGGER

>Nigerian

what dd shia say about the kek sign

good work user. you did your part in the meme war

not
>you're a nigger op

You had ONE FUCKING JOB

YOU GUYS FUCK OFF
He did something for the community unlike you

you're a nigger OP, but you were based so I'll let it slide

WHAT DID HE SAY? I MISSED IT

lol no, but you're still German and might go to prison for saying nigger if Officer Mohammed catches you

>Call for Shia before he comes to me to be safe
>Ask for selfie
>Shia: "Oh sure thing man no problem"
>Me: "Hey btw you mind if I put up my Chapters letters up here?"
>Shia: "Oh of course man you can do whatever"
>Me: "Thanks bro"
>Start positioning first letter
>Realize I can't put "K" first because they might think KKK.
>Start with "E"
>Struggling to open tape
>Cucks wife/gf from before appears out of nowhere
>"Need help with that?"
>Me: "Oh sure thing"
>Cuck realizes I'm alpha male
>He comes over to attempt dominance
>Wife grabs a whole letter
>Holds it up for me without second questions (like she's used to it)
>Begin taping

And he's a hero for that. He's name will be inscribed in halls of kek.

Great work user - some info for you in 2 pics

You were watched in the sequence I noted and you passed by them when leaving. The bearded fuck spoke with you.

>>Me: "Hey btw you mind if I put up my Chapters letters up here?"

ahh now it makes sense

discord.gg/3ujK64C

underrated get

Honorary white

kek

shia is a cunt, he acted cool to you but then asked the suit guy to take it down

This. His actions are more important (and funnier) than the color of his skin.

Tell us about the security guard

Seriously dude, this is hilarious. You got a selfie with the faggot too, HAHAHA