Hi, I'm here for the job interview

Hi, I'm here for the job interview

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You're fired.

Sorry you're not goth enough to work at Hot Topic.

I love goth girls. I hope that's a girl. No adams apple and it has hips...

Butt chin though...

oh, hot topic is just down the hall

-unzips dick-

Show me what you got

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what a surprise

fuck

She looks like the kind of gal that wakes you up with a blowjob in the morning and goes into a manic depressive fit before dinner.

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Can we just claim that goth culture is a strictly white thing? I mean, how many blacks or spics have you seen goth? I personally have no problem with this. Although my own personal fetishes might make me bias

It says here you're applying to be office blowjob queen. You're hired pending your std check.

>Not protesting
Hired

The hands look kind of manly..

you're hired! goth girls a cute

You're hired.

/thread

>do you suck dick?

The amount of antifreeze I pour into someone's drink is directly proportional to the amount of pagan imagery they wear.

She is so cute, holy fuck I want to grab her fragile skull and push it down to the ground while I fuck her with all my might against her will

You're hired.

Minimum wage ok with you? If you expect to earn more you have to stop dressing like a fucking cartoon character.

user, that's not how that wor-

>girl

this

kek.

Probably true.

>Implying they'd ever actually go look for a job that requires an interview.

you're hired.

Guaranteed lazy and unreliable, even if she can pull off that look

This is why most employers here demand a current photo added to the application letter to see if you're even worthy of being invited to an interview.

Is this being handled differently in the US?

Okay. First we'll have to see how well you can suck my dick. *unzip and slam my schlong on the table*

We have to accept this shit doesn't even denote lack of responsibility anymore. There are a shit ton of places that hire pierced and tattooed people, so it's not like she should legitimately be worried she wouldn't get hired anymore when she gets tattoos. So, in the end, it doesn't really matter that much.

benis?

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Don't you mean
*unzips dick*

Immediately hired, goths aren't degenerates.
And she isn't the barely clothed look-at-my-tattoos type

Show pucci and job is yours.

>goths aren't degenerates

"Do I get the job? I'm not a degenerate..."

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She just needs a good dicking.

Honestly I'd fuck this bitch for wearing those lyrics. Zeppelin is based.

There will be no more tolerance for this kind of talk in Trump's america

How comfortable are you around spooders?

Can you run a milling machine, are you willing to put your hair back? Also jewelry on your hands and wrists is a no no while working.

Ok take a seat there, what credentials do you have that will make you a good fit for our account position? None? Well I'm sorry I can't hire you

Yes, if you want a job in the U.S. walk in with a resume even if they do strictly online apps. and meet the manager.

YOUR SERVICES ARE NO LONGER REQUIRED

>tits or gtfo

i get either in prison and dont have to care about rent and food anymore, or get to see tits. win win

I would hire as long a he has no gauges or tattoos.

>Asexual awareness week
Oh well in that case this all makes perfect sense.

You should know that, you're from goth-country.

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I wish.

Well, she has a large amount of tattoos.

4/10 would hire for call center bait.

Cool.

At t=0, switch K1 is closed. Please graph the voltage at nodes A and B as a function of time.

only if you promise to save your first paychecks to get surgery to fix that man face

Well there are Goths and """Goths"""

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What are you, 68 years old? The job market hasn't worked like that in a long time.

She's kinda looking like an erotic vulture.

So full of meaning.

minus these fucking piercings?

wood fugg tbqh

Terrific! Do you have experience with Zero Exchange Aquaculture? What should the pH and salinity levels be to simulate the Pacific Ocean?

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When the school shooting goes at planned...

The eyes have a sort of emptyness. Like...no daddy.

Hired if she's working away from customers and meets the qualifications.

'We'll call you back' if she's applying to a job that requires her to work with people.

>stuff people would never ask even in a related field

You're hired. This is a Hot Topic, after all.

And of course shes a pretentious special snowflake.

>don't experience romantic or sexual attraction

what a liar

maybe she's kept herself pure at least

I've seen a black goth before. You could say he was the gothest goth. Spics have their own version of it but I think it might just be a gay thing for them.

Huh, that was the first thing I was asked when I hired in at a ZE aquaculture facility in Indiana.

If your livestock comes from the Pacific, it's good to know what is needed to emulate it.

I've just been using Agriculture studies interns at my facility, so free labor, but they all specialize in Aquaculture, so they know what they're doing.

Yeah

This is fucking great how have I not seen it before?

...We should meme Goth into being a """""""""""""""racist white thing""""""""""""""""

I think we could manage that

>nose ring
Those things freak me out for some reason

i am in love

you're hired

Has a goth ever even shot up a school? I don't believe so. Maybe like once.

Maus a DJ from Communion After Dark is black. It's not that uncommon.

*checks earings*

you're hired

don't care. We should still meme goth into being racist. Given that they've declared war on a fucking cartoon frog it shouldn't be that hard

>Notices tats
>Notices facial piercings

Trashed.

I think she's beautiful.
I've always loved the Goth style.

No but in the 90s goths and black metal fans were the "scary people" and today they seem very strange to black people.

It would not be hard, even if we only meme the Cyberfags with the shit they listen to
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SSS = Special Snowflake Syndrome

same about loving goth style, personal fetish of mine I'd say. We should meme it into being a """"""""white supremacist"""""""" thing. After Pepe war I think it'll be easy

She looks a lot like Rachel Rotten, if you need to fill your fap needs for this girl.

Visit Philadelphia.

I bet this bitch didn't even see the Misfits reunion this summer. REEEEEEEEEEEE

Centhron. I like you.

You like Celldweller?

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at least this chick is gothy and not just another millennial with terribad green hair

>We'll call you.
>(no we won't)

never heard the name, thanks user.

Yeah, I've seen plenty of black goths. Hispanics are mainly emo, if there's a difference.

hired as new suckretary

who is she?

>Dancing from Trump being president
>looks at pictures
"woah, I just got really scared"

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She only did like a dozen scenes with her douchebag "punk" boyfriend before leaving porn, but my God, she's perfect for me. Rockabilly Goth is so hot.

Anything is possible. I feel like goths are sort of a soft target though.

still. It would weed out the SJWs in the goth ranks