>be boy scout
>go to naval academy
>be navy intel
>get law degree from Harvard
>join CIA
>learn 7 languages
>become case officer
>become regional director
>8 tours of hot zones
>catch bad guys and bust secrets all day
>have to come in on saturday
>this fuckin retard walks in
Be boy scout
Aaron Brown
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Lucas Davis
>implying Harvard is worth anything
John Cook
>a bloo bloo bloo i didn't get my way
>whaaaaaaa why can't my tears change election results
Do you only go out in the rain now so that no one notices you're crying?
Colton Jenkins
Cry moar faggot
Benjamin King
Yawn say hi to queen for me (((trader)))
Justin Morales
how do you think they felt when a community organizer walked in
Hunter Green
>implying the CIA has our best interests at heart
Hunter Ortiz
are you sexually attracted to the orange dude?
Brandon Martin
They don't.
They work for the muh NWO 01%
Boot lickers of foreign bankers
Kayden Adams
Why would I be sexually attracted to my grandfather?