Be boy scout

>be boy scout
>go to naval academy
>be navy intel
>get law degree from Harvard
>join CIA
>learn 7 languages
>become case officer
>become regional director
>8 tours of hot zones
>catch bad guys and bust secrets all day
>have to come in on saturday
>this fuckin retard walks in

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>implying Harvard is worth anything

>a bloo bloo bloo i didn't get my way
>whaaaaaaa why can't my tears change election results

Do you only go out in the rain now so that no one notices you're crying?

Cry moar faggot

Yawn say hi to queen for me (((trader)))

how do you think they felt when a community organizer walked in

>implying the CIA has our best interests at heart

are you sexually attracted to the orange dude?

They don't.

They work for the muh NWO 01%

Boot lickers of foreign bankers

Why would I be sexually attracted to my grandfather?

>Boy Scout
Bet you were a drop out faggot

>someone insults the Donald? It's beat down time

hope you learned russian

FINALLY SOMEONE TO ORGANIZE THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY

thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/07/31/how-the-cia-came-out-of-the-closet.html

Bunch of pedo kid killers

such impressive credentials

poor performance though

you're fired

Funny thing is I bet with the information he gave out could find him in a few days or less.

But the faggot is a Larping nobody

>thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/07/31/how-the-cia-came-out-of-the-closet.html

implying faggotry isn't what gets them hired in the first place

youtube.com/watch?v=MQNitCNycKQ

>go to liberal arts college
>rack up a huge debt just so you could talk at people about feminist literature
>graduate in 2004
>work in a coffee shop ever since
>biological clock is ticking
>grow ever more jaded and disillusioned since social media has provided you with a constant drip-feed of bad news and pearl clutching, by your own doing
>find Sup Forums
>you (fucking retard) walk in

How does your life even feel right now?

kek

Well they did give him a standing ovation.

#YourPresident

kinda desu