Be American

>be American
>Breakfast time
>burger
>lunch time
>burger
>dinner time
>burger

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>be indian
>don't poo in loo

>indian poo time
>street

I hate burgers desu. Fried chicken and other chicken products are much better

Sounds better than curry with shit sauce every day

fpbp

>be indian
nothing, that's it. nothing you can do but move and pretend you're mexican or something.

one time I ate street food because my grandma told me i wouldn't get sick and had bloody shits for a few days
fucking hell on earth

Burgers are the supreme alpha food.
Just compare our two countries

If only you knew how bad things really are

>be hue
>poo in your metal hut house

First post best post

That looks god tier.

merchant.jpg

>Be Indian.
>don't poo in loo.
>poo in street.
>poo in bed.
>poo in river.
>poo in rifle.
>poo in curry.

They're sold at jack in the box

Am i the only one here who just doesn't eat breakfast?

>be Indian
>Breakfast time
>shit on the beach
>lunch time
>shit on the beach
>dinner time
>shit on the beach

I don't understand why 3rd worlders still get jealous of us. I mean, you had 8 years to come here with no repercussions.

POO
IN
LOO

SHART
IN
MART

>be Indian
>Breakfast time
>poo
>lunch time
>pee
>dinner time
>poo

>burger
>finn
>bong

That sounds nice

I'd love burgers all day

Too poor

at least, i don't poop on a burger.

>favelanigger

I'd eat burgers for an entire day, what's the problem?
Also
>saving a preview image

haha wtf. you are too poor for burgers all day? you are a new level of shit, since all burgers (and pretty much every shitposter on Sup Forums) can afford to each shit like burgers do.
KYS straya

ISIS decides to attack Brazil. FAILS.
CIA BTFO
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>Not ending it with >Get shot

You injuns could fuck up a glass of water.

Forget burgers, I haven't had a steak in forever. Think I'll go to a steakhouse tomorrow.

>Think I'll go to a steakhouse tomorrow.
>steakhouse

Wrong
>breakfast time
>bacon burger
>lunch time
> jalapenp siracha burger
>dinner
>steak burger

Get it right, get it in the loo.

Nice trips. I'd cook it myself but my apartment won't let us grill outside.

What kind of faggot doesn't eat curry

>Sup Forums

kek. you can own a gun but can`t cook a steak.
>faggot

POO

>be indian
>breakfast time
>nothing
>lunch time
>nothing
>dinner time
>nothing
>bedtime
>shit on the ground five feet from my bed then go to sleep

IN POTATO
>yummy

Jack in the box's eggs are always fucked up. McDonald's still runs breakfast unless you got a sweet gangster spot you go to.

>land of the free

>be br-

...

Kek, India BTFO yet again

You forget >got shot
and
>shot a nigger
singh.

how can they shit if they didn't eat dumbass

Too poor to ever eat a steak?

POO IN LOO
SHIT IN BIN

>Breakfast burger with egg
>Lunch burger with beef patty
>Dinner burger with steak
I fucking wish.

What the fuck, how did this Indian find out about our American eating habits? That was supposed to be a god damn SECRET, ameribros. One of you has a lot of explaining to do...

BURGER FOR BREAKFAST

>egg
I mean sausage. I forgot what it was called so I went with the next best thing.

>be American
>breakfast time
>shake
>lunch time
>shake
>dinner time
>sensible meal

I lost 40lb in 1 month and you can too on the Slim Fast diet!

>only eating burger 3 times a day
only poorfags do this

Who would NOT eat at least 3 burgers a day?

>Mfw OP has never eaten a breakfast burger with angus beef,american cheese,bacon,eggs,hashbrowns,grilled onions,syrup and ketchup.
Stay third world.

>be British
>who are all Muslim poos now

>be indian
>breakfast time
>still fasting
>lunch time
>yesterdays rice
>dinner time
>no food left
>stomach rubles
>shits in ganges

>be Indian
>Breakfast time
>Too poor
>lunch time
>Too poor
>dinner time
>Shit

When did hamburgers become more American than hot dogs?
When I was a kid (late 90s-early 00s) I remember hot dogs being as American as you can be. You ate them at baseballs, grilled them up on the 4th of July, but now its hamburgers.

>woke up at 2pm
>cooked breakfast of 2 breakfast burritos
>coffee
>hmm, still hungry
>heat up and eat 400 calorie frozen potato pastry thingy, muy spicy
>start defrosting dessert for later (forward planning, only Americans know how to do this due to DNA)
>still hungry
>decide it's time for early dinner at 4pm
>hot dogs, fries and baked beans
>have to go to store for baked beans, massive effort to walk 2 blocks
>return with over $100 of groceries and alcohol plus baked beans
>cook up this elegant feast
>literally about to eat it now, took me 3 hours to do all this
>got to save room for dessert plus late dinner plus second dessert
not bad all in all

*You ate them at baseball games

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

t. Tyrone

All I ate today was coffee and Taco Bell. I regret nothing!

Tomorrow is a day for regret.

>be indian
>"how can i troubleshoot your computer today sir?"
>curry masala for lunch
>recite prayer and burn incense at ceremonial toilet
>shit in back alley

You're gonna get deported

The drank from the Ganges at some point and got diarhea, duh

>Be Habib
>Breakfast
>Eat Trash
>Lunch
>Eat Trash
>Dinner
>Eat Trash.

I actually made some Chicken tiki masala the other night. Thanks, India for the good food inventions.

>gets conquered by an tiny island halfway across the world

>tries to bantz real countries

keep your shit out of Sup Forums and on the streets where it belongs

tikka masala is british

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_tikka_masala

>originated in Glasgow

Scots did not fucking invent masala sauce