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Thoughts on this creepy ass dude at the inauguration?

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He's a robot.

Just the CIA's 'Manchurian candidate' who will end up killing Trump if he goes too far.

He looks weird because he is waiting to kill anyone who comes close to the emperor.

he's the same guy from that video where people think he's a shapeshifter

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Because it's Agent 47

He's a lobot.

oh my god i almost choked on my food after enlarging that picture

You know that popular game series Hitman?

Yeah, that character was based on this guy... Who works for President Trump now

Guys, we found him.

Listening to Randy Travis.

Genetically engineered Russian super soldier designed to protect DJT at all costs, or should DJT prove treasonous kill him and himself as quickly as possible.

holy shit, this

CIA telekenetic remote viewer

he can see everything happening in a 10 miles radius

How soon till this?

I never knew, makes sense though

He's an ayyy lmao

that guy most likely voted for Hillary and is debating killing himself at this very moment

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He looks like one of those AI's from the Alien movies.

>pepe put trump in office
>now wojak defends his life

Negative all non terrestrials have been relieved of duty in the secret service protecting potus. Also digits.

those are some spectacular repeating numerical values at the end of your post No.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MEMES ARE ALIVE

He's the Russian puppeteer in charge of Drumpf

ohnice

wojak watching over God Emperor?

He will kill you very quickly if you make a wrong move.

What, you never heard about ambassador from Zeta Orionis?

Shadilay!

Is he a Pence from another timeline?

judge holden

He's a Temporal Agency operative tasked with making sure we don't slip back to the Bearenstein timeline.

Observer from the Fringe universe. They pop up a lot at historic events.

My sides are orbital

Nope. Everyone knows that Pence is Wojak. This man is an imposter

theyre probably just strict and angsty

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He's not discounting the family-members as possible threats. Why he looks so murder-ready. (He's also probably getting paid more than 50k for the night, which will be the most important of his career.)

He's Trump's hound

Trumps personal Hitman.

He could kill you with a glance. Pray you don't lock eyes in person

Being a billionaire trump hires the best security

The Jew to the right of Melania is Tiffany's boyfriend.

Cybernetic organism designed to protect Trump

digits confirm.

hhaha holy shit

That's Bubba Mayonnaise

>Stop analyzing pictures

The wire give it away. He's a replicant.

They are called Observers.

Holy shit, meme magic is real.

shiiieeeet

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Oh my god hahaha my sides!

He was using a fake arm when he was walking behind trump in the parade, people are speculating he was carrying a machine gun hidden under his jacket. pretty badass dude. heres video of it:

kikebook slash edsmanifesto/videos/1255162901267376/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

>And there's Trump walking up to the podium. He's been sworn in and now we're only mere seconds away from delivering his spee-
>OH MY GOD HERE COMES RANDY ORTON

Wtf holy kek!

it's his security guy

holy shit

>no eyebrows

This reminds me of the MIB agents that showed up at a hotel looking for a UFO witness

youtube.com/watch?v=JNeKWVljbf4

His face holy shit my sides

Having spent the last decade in the presence of prople like this, you pretty much hit the nail on the head.

put me in the fucking screencap

Yes!

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KEK IS PROTECTING TRUMP

Holy fuck.

Beautiful

Glad to be here for this

Checked. Put this fine fellow in the screencap

That is a real hand.
he's just weird as fuck.

>leaf

That guy is itching to rip someone apart

I wonder what hes like outside of work

Why be bald, though? What exactly is it about being in the SS that requires you to shave all facial hair?

Or he's just another one of the Pences from the future

So their hair can't be pulled in physical combat maybe?

Beards cause failures on the seal of your gas mask. Clean shaven is part of the uniform for all military, except niggers and muslims. Nigs get a pass because some of 'em their face explodes into hundreds of ingrown hairs if you shave 'em. They just keep it short. Muzzies get to keep a beard because no one cares if they die in a gas attack.

Wasn't he guarding Obama during his inauguration?

Shadilay!

Even if Pence is Wojak, I believe there can exist multiple manifestations of memes in our universe.

He looks slightly happy with Trump.

He knows he's safe in this timeline.

Is he one of us Sup Forums? I've seen those eyes before. He's taken the ultimate red pill. He's seen the inner workings of the kikes. And his only mission now is to protect the God Emperor at all costs.

Whats his name Sup Forums? What is our guardians name?

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Maybe it's one of the Pences from the Trump time travel theory.

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Anyone can give an example of an expired slang? Is it Nookie?

How does one join the Secret Service? Do you have to former military?

Kek bless this thread
Wojak in watch

Where is the shop with a headset on his ear?

broad -- woman
dame - woman
nifty - cool, neat, interesting

Goddamn Lizard person!

He's one the presidential detail so he's one of the most senior SS agents
he has a tight schedule that he has memorized
he is being fed updates in his ear piece constantly while also trying to look everywhere at once for threats
so he's in an almost trance-like state right now

That's not even good enough

You need like ex military, ex cia, crazy as fuck background check where everything in your life is checked. Lie detector tests, no history of any drug use, psyche evaluation.

oh my gawd its him

youtube.com/watch?v=k2mjs_gdMAI

>tfw still use nifty

I should shave and pretend to be MIB until I get abducted for impersonating government officials

Obviously trump wanted agent 47 to protect him in the white house

He's already rigged every chandelier in the building and he'll be hiding in a broom closet waiting for commies to come after the god emporor