Hey Sup Forums, ask an arab muslim anything

Hey Sup Forums, ask an arab muslim anything

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Why would you come here?

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Why haven't you noosed yourself from a tree yet?

Why haven't you killed yourself?

Why is your king such a badass.

Why is her mouth not covered?

Absolutely haram.

Why do your people explode so much? Is it a genetic condition?

Bored
Suicide is haram
It is permissible for women to expose their face and hands

No feet?

Here's a to-do list for you:
>GTFO of Europe
>kill Jews
>sell oil
>???
>profit

Also why would you post a female anime with an headscarf instead of pic with time stamp as proof? God, you shitskins are dumb as fuck.

>Suicide is haram

Tell that to your exploding mates.

foot fetishists BTFO.

Laws still apply, sorry.

Tits or GTFO.

What's your opinion on women's rights?

Is watching anime haram?

instagram.com/shmooox/ this fag support hilary and he's an arab x3333

How do you view western nations allowing themselves to be islamified?

How many generations until you guys learn how to behave in a western country?

Why do you guys unironically love incest so much?

Why does your religion make people esplode?

Do you like butt sechs?

Well, why do yours love to bomb others much?
Nope
1. I don't live in Europe
2. I can't kill Jews even if I wanted to because there's a peace treaty between us and as Muslim I'm obliged to follow it even if I dislike it
3. My country doesn't have any oil
And why would I post my hands lol?

Martyrdom absolves all sins including suicide. Its a nice loophole.

Do you follow the Islamic doctrine of Dar-al-Islam and Dar-al-Harb (House of Islam and House of War, respectively) that states that jihad must be declared on all non-Muslims lands until the whole world is converted t Islam or is subjugated by it?

If you don't believe this then you're not a real Muslim faggot. If you do believe it then say hello to the FBI.

1)What are you taught about sex when you're young?

2)What are you taught about the 'end of the world' and do most people look forward to it?

Daily reminder: Brazil is not a western country.

Thank you.

How inbred is your family? Are your parents cousins?

Why do so many Muslims love white people (who aren't degenerates)?

Muslims seem to love me.

Oh, and why haven't you killed yourself yet? When you do, make sure you take lots of your fellow inbred camelfuckers with you.

what kind of porn do you watch

i like arabsexposed

Why are your soldiers pussies?

We trained and equipped 30 of you to do God's work for over 6 months. First patrol y'all went on without us Americans holding your hands and 15 of you literally drop your rifles and flee the battlefield from a fireteam sized element. Wtf mate?

How do you deal with the knowledge that you and your entire family line are horrifically inbred?

What's one Muslim law you wish you didn't have to follow?

HOW DO I GET A QT MUSLIM GF WITHOUT CONVERTING

What's your favorite anime?

Martyrdom is when you die for allah, isn't it?

You're where you belong.

Good.

Throw a fag off a balcony for me.

Tits or jihad

The whole burka thing makes muzzy tits extra naughty

Why muslims are so disturbed and traumatized about war?

And escape to other countrys instead defending it.

Do not a believe a single word this shit-skin is saying. Taqiyya is an Islamic doctrine that states a Muslim can lie to a non-Muslim to protect themselves. Read up on it.

T A Q Q I Y A

Ahhahahaha my sides

I bet you know so many Tunisians in italy , haha we only send you our best specimens ( Mostly wanted and criminals escaping from jail time ) ... ciao ...

when will your people take over so the western sluts vanish?

We have the lowest suicide rates in all of the world
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
I don't have boobs
I believe men and women can be equal by law but in practise gender roles are important, for example I don't think women should be working in constructions, men and women are simply not the same
Depends
I would be happy if more people were converting to our faith surely
Behave as in how? Do you think being religious means you're not a good Western citizen?
Incest is an extremely grave sin
No

>Incest is an extremely grave sin
Someone should have told that to your prophet, and the rest of you people given how many of you fuck your cousins.

What's the flag? (On mobile).
What's your opinion on the Holocaust and is your opinion common?

>We have the lowest suicide rates in all of the world
But you have the highest terrorist rates eh?

Serious question here, as I don't have a problem with Muslims in general, I just have a problem with Wahhabism:

Why is it that you can be considered a "Muslim" and yet have radically different beliefs on certain things?

Like in Iran, Al-Sistani believes you can paint pictures of people and animals and it's perfectly fine, while in Salafism it's absolutely haram and you'll go to fucking hell for it.

Even Sayyed Muhammad Huseein Fadlallah believes you can use pornography if you have a frigid wife

How are you able to come together while some of you believe certain actions will send you to hell, while others believe it's perfectly fine?

Also Eid Mubarak to you, at least I think that's how you say it.

>We have the lowest suicide rates in all of the world

Of course you do, you send them somewhere else to do their exploding.

For the sake of your immortal soul, forsake Islam and become a Christian. Mohammed is a false prophet who communed with demons.

the "exploding mates" are blasphemers-not Muslims

>abandon one abrahmic God
>go to another abrahamic God

>t. Jamal Al-Islam

The reason usually for this is that in those societies, people usually only mingle with family members and do not find suitable mates in other families, and because of this they marry their own cousins, as it's usually the only people they really know.

>We have the lowest suicide rates in all of the world

Let me guess suicide bombings aren't qualified as suicides?

يا معلم ، انت كنت تتخيل انهم رح يكونو متربين ؟ هاذم حثالة اروبا و امريكا

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RARE
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How should I go about approaching this muslim girl at my university for a date?

And will her brothers kill me if I sleep with her?

>it is permissible for women to expose their face and hands
How generous of you

When are your people finally gonna do something useful and destroy Israel?

Jihad exists to secure the borders of Muslims, our religion states that there must be no forcing, during the prophet's time the only time he declared war was either a reaction to an attack on Muslims or breaking a deal.
>1)What are you taught about sex when you're young?
I don't remember 2bh
>2)What are you taught about the 'end of the world' and do most people look forward to it?
It's called day of resurrection or يوم القيامة,
Where all dead people will wake up after god ended every living life to be led to either heaven or hell
There are some signs to it:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_eschatology
And I wouldn't say look forward to it, people are scared of it
Nope, my father is from Irbid and my mum is from jerusalem I think, not related
Race doesn't matter in Islam, the prophet taught us there is no difference between a redskin and a blackskin and a non-Arab and an Arab except for piety, maybe you're just a nice person
I don't watch porn
Muslims don't do gf/bfing, you gotta marry, and if you do you must convert

not welcome

Without using Google, who do you think has had the most slaves through time, Arabs or Europeans?

I've seen many Muslims in social media groups here believeing that Europeans was evil, while Arabs was saints throughout time.

FUCK OFF

if muslim man explode himself he will get 72 virgnins, but what do they promise for womens after explosion?

REEEEE
I WILL HAVE MY WISH OF A MUSLIM QT GF
WITNESS ME

Why hasn't your miserable little non-country been absorbed into Greater Syria yet?

Detective Conan since it's part of my childhood
I meant brother-sister
Jordan
I believe there was a genocide of Jews in Nazi Germany but not as it's described and not anywhere near 6M
Most people think it's a lie
Different theologies because Shia only trust what is said by descendents of the prophet by blood to learn about his way of life, whereas Sunnis don't care about bloodline, our hadith scholars (mainly sahih bukhari and sahih Muslim) are not slightly related to the prophet and not even arab
I'm just bored 2bh, I don't care if they're rude

Jordan is now the only semi-decent muslim state in the Levant, together maybe with Tunisia. How come?

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As a Tunisian , it's nice to read that

>rape
Haram
>beheadings
Just a method of death penalty
>Burning people alive
Haram
>FGM
Sub saharan African problem, not a Muslim one
>pedophilia
No sex before puberty
>jihad
Nothing wrong with it, but it should be against aggressors
>oppression of women
Nice meme
>slavery
There are certain morals to it and it's no longer practised in most of the muslim word
>honor killings
Cultural, exists among hindus/sikhs/yezidis/etc.
>hostage taking
How is that an Islamic thing...

>hurr no one in America knows how to read Modern Standard Arabic so they can't understand me

He knows Sup Forums is mostly against Islam, but he's kind enough to answer our questions, so fuck off.

Based garaba

Everybody practised slavery, Europeans, Arabs, Africans, Indians, etc. But in our religion there are certain morals for slavery. And Arabs weren't saints through time for sure. A lot of caliphs were oppressing and corrupt. Muslims are people and they are not perfect. But don't blame the religion when some people make mistakes. Blame the people.

How about you accept your kin as refugees rather then flooding Europe you sand shit skin camel fucking goat nigger.

We are a monarchy and monarchies are more stable than republics in general, and most people love the royal family, plus Assad regime has comitted some really inhumane crimes against his people, we don't have that here thankfully
Tunisia is in maghreb btw not in the levant

>Most people think it's a lie
What do the schools teach? Anything on the subject really?
In Western grade school you spend a rather large part of the curriculum every year "learning" about it

What are you shitting, we did accept them you drooling retard

Considering there is a lot of revisionism is history with extremist groups like isis destroying monuments that predate when islam says the world began and with the growing number of muslims in Ireland do I need to start making a car bombs or will you tea-towel heads leave us alone/ [spoiler]The whole invading Ireland thing didn't work out too well for England[/spoiler]

Is it an absolute monarchy? Any sort of parliament of something similar?

Can you give me a tl;dr on the differences and conflicts between the different sects of islam in the middle east?

No, we learn about WW1 and WW2 and all that but nothing is mentioned about the holocaust

Oh yes, my mistake, I wanted to say 'the broad Mediterranean region'.

Anyways, is it true your king personally flew combat missions against ISIS? How did he get the necessary training? It seems like something you can't really do on the side.

What do your people think about the British?

Any resentment for colonisation?

Yes
There is two houses
مجلس الأعيان which is chosen by the king
And
مجلس النواب which is elected by the people

Another thing on schools, are they a very standard thing in Jordan and how many years, or grades are there for basic education

Wake up IRA

youtube.com/watch?v=9d4ui9q7eDM

Why are Sunnis so cruel towards the Shia and Alawi?

Why do so many of your mates want to live in the west when they hate the west? Why not just replicate the aspects of the west they like at home?

I'm butthurt about Brits because after we trusted them and they promised us self-ruse they backstabbed us and divided our countries and planted zion

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Because yanks have done 9/11 x 1000 in the arab world and word travels.

respond to meI am genuinely interested

alah told you not to post drawings or enjoy them. Are you an infidel?

What does a goats vagina feel like?

Don't put all this shit on us m8, and implying the government listens to us to not start it in the first place

What do you think about my superior nuclear country which ask people for money via government tv channel for old men in villages?