Dad, the delegates! Hand them over!
Dad, the delegates! Hand them over!
>Cruz usurps the throne through Baron sublot?
yes plz
You're 50 years too early to defeat me
>5'2" ten year old
He's a big boy.
The nuclear codes, father.
4u
Not so fast, young one.
Despite your powers you are still too weak to even remotely be able to command the del gates.
Leave now or I'm afraid I will have to teach you a lesson.
>5'2" ten year old
he's 5'10 already
he'll be towering over pence by the end of trump's first term
Barron, hand over your fathers delegates...be a good boy now
>The delegates of the RNC are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
>he'll be towering over pence by the end of trump's first term
He'll be the first giant to run for president when his dad kicks the bucket.
will probably look like pic related.
Washington was 6'4 when the avg was way lower than it is today
he'll do what Washington wasn't willing to do and become king of America
>king of America
You mean emperor, right?
I thought pence was 5'9"
>he'll do what Washington wasn't willing to do and become king of America
if he could come back to life and see what a disaster republicanism is in practice, i guarantee he'd make himself king or emperor in a week.
6'0 iirc
I say king because that's what they asked Washington to be and he refused
...
He's barley taller than 5'7" John McCain
>yfw Trump won't live enough to see Barron become president
They'll just cryo freeze his body till they discover a way to extend his life in the future.
I don't know why you are all so surprised that Barron is so tall. He is the first of our God Emperor's primarchs.
who would've known that Barron Trump was Paul Atriedes
Barron wouldn't enact his coup just yet. He's going to wait until his father is vulnerable and then he'll strike.
we need to bring back the dahnald posters
>"Barron, my son, what are Earth are you doing?!"
>"Succeeding you, father. Nothing personnel..."
NANDATO!
The delegates are mine now Ted, you'll regret crossing my father.
JIBUN WO
>a
>fucking
>Cedrus libani
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Not s-so fast. I- I don't want to do this, Barron, but I will. Just hand over the delegates.
N-NANI?!
Heh...you learn quickly...you're fast...
But not fast enough
>It wasn't Barron that missed the high-five
>It was Melania
H-he's fast!
That kid is looking dapper. He's not even wearing his nigger stomper new balances in this pic.
How much do you think his outfit cost?
He reminds me of King Joffrey.
>H-he's fast!
He is almost as tall as Donald and still has like 6 years to grow more, what is this madness?
H-HAYAI
MASAKA?
He looks more like Donald than Donald himself.
The phone call that saved Dahnald.
Iirc correctly Horus was the first Primarch that was found or at least Big E's favourite.
Is there going to be a Barron's Heresy?
What is Ted's stand?
youtube.com
God I feel sorry for Barron. He's all of a sudden surrounded by cameras literally 24/7.
holy shit you manlets are obssessed with this kid.
you are like the lib shills who are obssessed with trump just somewhat more pathetic since you wont denie that you are envious.
DONALD, GIVE YOUR SON THE CODES.
>Implying most of the Barronposting isn't just done in good nature
It is canon that Barron is Ted's apprentice right?
Whoah! He is fast!