WE FIRST LADY NOW

What will Melania do for Slovakia??

create our 51st state

Slovenia*

no thats where dracula from

thats transylvania

>american education

Transylvania is an Australian state

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No that's Ticonderoga.

I like this thread

produce an autistic child with an orange retard

if it was transylvania you'd see a bulge

Is it called "Dixie" Ticonderoga because all pencils are made in the Confederacy?

>Who is Barron Trump?

satisfactory kek

no that's where the trannies are from

Can we merge you with Czechia again? Would anyone notice?

Transylvania is not prime emu breeding habitat.

I'm in.
Rest of EU could notice but who cares

nice legs

Czechia? What the fuck is going on in this timeline I thought it was called Czech Republic

They officially changed it for tourism purposes

I guess there is a high chance that Muricans will finally learn that Slovenia and Slovakia are two different countries in this presidential term.

Every time somebody mistakes the first lady's origin, others will lynch him and so little by little the Murcan public will get to know a bit of geography. What a fortunate time we're living in!

The Czech Republic is the official name, but sometimes it's shortened to Czechia.

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