Be whyte

>be whyte
>go outside
>die from skin cancer

crackers BTFO

>be white
>step outside
>sunburned
>day ruined

>be brown
>go outside
>harvest tea leaves for the Honourable East India Company

>be white
>step outside
>get cucked by tyrone/mehmet/juan

>be black
>die of aids

If you need asphalt to poo.
You were never designed to live on this planet.

If you need government handouts to live, you were never designed to live on this planet.

>be black
>go outside in 50°F
>die from hypothermia

We evolved white skin because dark skin leads to vitamin defficiency in northern climate.

bump. lmao crackers

If you can't process milk, then you were never designed to be alive in the first place

>Be Indian
>Go outside
>Take a shit on the street

Ayy lmao

>be white
>conquer India and use your own men as the primary British cannon fodder in WW2

thanks for your service raj

>be white
>step outside
>adepts to sun and become browner for some time
flexible mast race

>be brown
>dont poo in loo

If you need aid from other countries, your entire civilization does not deserve to exist

>Be white
>live up north
>5 hours of sunlight

>be black
>go outside
>cant absorb enough vitamin d because you're too black and live in the north.

>be white
>get tanned
>become white again when its cold
>can adapt to every climate
vs
>be black
>be shit colored all year round

This. Niggers need vitamin D supplements to not get cancer from the lack of sunlight. Blacks were never designed to step an inch away from the equator.

>be indian
>go outside
>die of ecoli poisoning

>be shitskin
>live in country with less-than-Africa amounts of sunlight
>wear more than just a grass skirt
>be in an actual structure and not a hut made from cow shit and sticks
>get ricketts

>Be black in non shithole county
>Step outside
>Die of Vit D deficiency

>Be indian
>Go outside
>Literally 128 million Muslims
>Poo

POO2LOO

>be white
>stay in the shade for a few days at the start of summer
>skin gets golden for the rest of summer/no sunburns
vs
>be nigger in the far north
>don't take vitamin d supplements
>get sick and die

>be black
>step outside
>get skin cancer
>cant detect it because black
>fucking die
hehehehehehehe

>you were never designed to live on this planet
are they sayin we wuz
ALIENS N SHIT?

This is true, we used to live in space. But then the Demogorgon appeared and sent out his berserker probes that track us by our warp technology, so we had to lay low here for a while with you losers.

One day, the White man will return to the stars and reunite with our ancient allies, the Catfolk empire, in the interstellar crusade against the coldbloods and nobloods.

you found us out. we are space aliens who came to conquer niggers, ill let you in on a little secret too, those mountains all over the world, those are our space ships

>be white
>step outside
>still die of vit D deficiency cause no fucking sun

Feels bad man

>Be white
>not actually
>t. Alberto Barbosa

White man's desired places
>All of north America's 35th parallel and north
>Europe
>Russia and Siberia
>Southern Australia and New Zealand
>South America's southern cone
>Antarctica

underated

Whites who actually spend a lot of time in the sun from a long age get reddened skin (think of old farmers) that is more resistent to the sun.
Plus the palest of us are from northern Europe, meds are darker anyway.

>If you need a coat in the winter, you were never designed to live on this planet.

>be shitskin
>be owned by the white man

See here's the difference in attitude between us and niggers

Whites used their brains to create something to help them live in very sunny areas or in very cold climates or in space. We know the shortcomings of what our bodies can do alone and thus created things to overcome those obstacles

Niggers on the other hand don't have anything unless it's given to them in this case by evolution their dark skin gives them resistance to the sun no work involved. Do you think a black tribe left to its own devices to go to a cold climate with no knowledge given by whites or north Asians wouldve come up with on their own a winter coat to protect themselves from the cold? Even if they were given one by someone else and told how one makes a basic warm coat they would maybe barely be able to copy it at best and probably try to ask for more or steal them

Whites can survive anywhere because we actually create things that we were not automatically given

>be white
>succeed

And guess who created said vitamin d supplements?

>If you get sickle cell then you were never designed to live on this planet

REMINDER THAT TO COLOR THEIR HAIR THIS WAY THEY LET COWS PISS ON THEIR HEADS

>Black people can't swim
>Earth is 70%+ water
>If you can't go in the water without a flotation device, you were never designed to live on this planet

If you need designated streets to shit, you were never designed to live beyond stone age civilization

Actually I don't need sunscreen to go outside because I live in a climate my skin tone is adapted for

If you can't drink this, you were never designed to live on this planet. Niggers and asians BTFO.

*sips milk*

If you need foodstamps to get food you were never designed for this society.

>be black
>go live in cold countries
>get ill

WOOOOOOOW IT'S LIKE THERE ISN'T ONLY ONE PLACE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

MOTHERFUCKER

>Be white
>Invent inside

RARE
A
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E

>be brown
>live in the arctic
>die from vitamin D deficiency

If you need welfare from others to eat, you were not designed to live on this planet.

>Be Indian
>Go outside
>Take a shit on the road
>Suddenly gets to 10 degrees Celsius
>Run inside because you'll freeze to death

Yet here we fucking are, at the spearhead of civilization.

>don't use sunscreen
>get skin cancer

>Be white
>Have black person carry umbrella to protect me from the sun

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