Best of Trump

Why is this so funny?

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It's true.

If you can't dress professionally in front of professionals, you deserve to be made fun of.

because --nipples protruding-- and Trump has no filter

Trump tells it like it is.

That was his funniest tweet ever. I laughed so hard my eyes watered.

>(((Steinberg)))

Post it in context.

>inb4 the edited "respond or your mother dies" Tweet.

MOMS GONNA FREAK

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Fuck Donald Trump and fuck white people

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Fuck

If half the people marching voted in the primaries, there would probably be a dem president right now.

mis-aww-gun-knee

Fuck Saddam and bomb Arab people

Because he's covered in lolita hooker piss? Possible nambla donations no taxes and is friends with numerous pedos

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Is this real?

It's funny how Steinberg is being blamed for Trump running for president.

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>(((steinberg)))
This shit literally writes itself.

>look it up
>it's real
Absolute Madman

Of course!

Thiccccc

denbts to islums!

snekboar!

checked

Usually

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This fucking post makes me laugh to no end, I'm so proud of this country. Also checked.

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Life handed Russ his moment, and he came up small

>mfw shitposting will continue under his presidency
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/823150055418920960

Kek

I don't want to hear shit from Iraq, not until you've retaken Mosul and all that hardware you deserted and left in enemy hands.

Now get back to work, or so help me god the 3rd time will be the charm.

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>tfw that will never be me
>tfw I will never have a pleasant meal with trump
>tfw I will never hug him and wish him a good day

Wait, is he going to be using both accounts?

Yes. @POTUS is official and @RealDonaldTrump is for meme magic.

the absolute madman lmao

Lost

Diet Coke is his drink of choice. A lot of boomers are addicted to it and can't drink anything else.

>tfw Barney Frank was originally part of a pro-AIDS fag group in the 90s, literally called "HIV Positive".
>Parties thrown in the White House under Bubba Clinton more than likely had legitimate fag HIV cumstains in the bathrooms.

He should be hung.

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No there wouldn't. All these cunts were Hillary supporters anyway.

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im kinda mad he went at rand

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Rand was pretty rude to Trump at the debate in trying to attack him. I still respect Rand but I don't think what Trump said was uncalled for. It was pretty funny.

remember that pathetic livestream?
rand's quite the loser

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So true.

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Because he's Trump

needed more jpg

>Nipples Protruding
>Disgusting
>Very Disrespectful

The magic formula.

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absolutelyharam.jpg

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>I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man

Yeah, Trump destroying Mrs Huffington Post is one of his greatest, and they will never get over it.

wyd slant?

SPICY

lost at the cher one. but honestly that has nothing to do with it being the best it just happened to be one of the first i read. how can one person be so good?

literally naming the jew in this one.

Waiting for this one to come true

>"that didn't work"
Fucking lol

I love Trump. He's a fucking pimp. God bless the USA.

I think his staff posts for @POTUS

There is also @WhiteHouse

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Great digits. I think it's so funny that shamelessly pandering (i.e, "I love Hispanics!") comes across as more natural / sincere / authentic than any of the slimy shit Hillary tried to pull in regards to gaining Hispanic support

First President to declare disrespectful Fag nipples disgusting?

>True
>Pointless

What did he mean by th--- heehehe

what is that supposed to mean?

Millennial Woes looked disgusting -- nipples protruding-- in his purple shirt before NPI. Very very disrespectful.

How does one person become so good at bantz?
youtu.be/hSJKgKfeTaQ

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that he doesn't like sharks, you retarded?

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He doesn't like Shark Week. He gets sick of watching fucking shark documentaries after a day or so. A whole week of nothing but sharks gets old fast.

lol

when you're born rich and go on to be even more successful and rich, you develop a who gives a fuck attitude.

he's super confident and doesn't care what anyone thinks. he says things people want to say but are afraid of the repercussions.

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>I hope we never find life on other planets because there's no doubt that the U.S. Government will start sending them money!

youtube.com/watch?v=a0xzWGjLskE

He's a fucking national treasure

Be careful. Trump is coming back for Round 2

good luck assad!

is it real

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keep this up. The more you non-people say this, the harder the right snapback will be.

Yes

my life's goal is to eat a taco bowl at Trump Tower

The Kurds are coming for you!

Didn't he just kill 3 people with drone strikes on his second day?

LIBERALS CONFIRMED BORN FUCKED UP

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im a spic and i laughed so fucking hard when this happened, and all my white liberal acquaintances on kikebook were more upset than any spic i know. all my family knows hes a troll and does it for attention, but white libs just dont get it.
its gonna be a fun 4 years of shit posting lads.

and btw, im white(argie)

God I think this one is his absolute best.
>The Hillary photo
>All the trophies
>His shit eating grin
>Trump Tower Grill doesn't even serve taco bowls.

This is my favorite. I burst out laughing.